Humorous Vignettes and Quips From Various Papers
A collage of lighthearted exchanges and jokes from multiple 19th century newspapers. Bits cover wedding mishaps, snappy retorts, social foibles, and a few picaresque scenes. Notable quips involve courtship, servants, travelers, and domestic misadventures across cities like Baltimore Philadelphia Washington and Detroit.
No Place Like Home for London Slum Children
Father Stanton of St Alban's Holborn speaks with the Daily Mail about how city outings affect slum children. They prefer urban life and van trips, savoring glimpses of the countryside yet longing for home. The outings brighten their brown cheeks and bright eyes as stories unfold of wasps, green fruit, and city noise.
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London
Father Stanton
St. Alban's
Holborn
Daily Mall
Brighton
Vans
London Mail
Advertising Fashioned By Plain Speaking And Repeats
A column discusses advertising strategy, urging merchants to advertise boldly and honestly. It emphasizes showing what is truly offered, fair pricing, and clear facts about a business. Repetition is highlighted as building reader attention toward purchase. The piece cites an English ad man on successive impressions.
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Cornhill Magazine
Humane Pater Chronicles Gentle Removal of A Follower
A Glasgow merchant uses a humane method to dismiss a young man courting his daughter. The mother brings milk and a buttered jam slice and sends the pair to bed, then the father orders the suitor to drink the milk and eat the bread on the road home. The young man never returns.
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Glasgow
Boston and Philadelphia Realty Valuations Compared
Boston holds a realty valuation of 902 million with 560000 residents, higher than Philadelphia which totals 892 million for a population of 1300000. The figures highlight Boston's stronger per capita value despite Philadelphia's larger population.
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Boston
Philadelphia
Grandma Allen Remains Active Centenarian in Elyria Jubilee
Elyria centenarian Marie Lowndes Allen born October 20 1801 in New Jersey celebrated her 100th birthday as the oldest member of the Woman's Relief Corps in a nationwide jubilee. She and her family endured frontier travel to Bucyrus and Elyria where she raised a long line of servicemen while aiding wounded during the Civil War era.
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Woman's Relief Corps
Ounds
Outa Cntury
Grandma Allen
Elyria
Ublio
W. BR. C. No
Marie Lowndes Allen
New Jersey
John Lowndes
Rising Sun
New York
Lisbon
Portugal
Thomas J. Allen
Allen
Bucyrus
Ohio
Allora
Cape Horn
William
Savannah
United States
Fort Jackson
Richard Allen
Ohio Volunteer Infantry
Fredericksburg
Washington
James Allen
One Hundred and Third
City Hall
Island Eskimos Prove Taller Than Alaska Kin
A Popular Science News report describes King’s Island Eskimos as notably tall, with many men over six feet and strong women capable of lifting heavy weights. Despite poor diet their endurance is remarkable, aided by unique dwellings carved into hillsides housing up to two hundred villagers.
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Alaska
Bering Sea
King’s Island
Potato humor and feckless boasts in a comic frame
A light sketch notes a recurring joke about Rirkin and a doctor ordering a trip to Colorado. The quip hinges on a pun about tubers and tuberculosis, highlighting a playful take on expense and health. The fragment ends with a remark on flattery provoking “compelled” reception.
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Rirkin
Colorado
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Ideal Officer Bunce Dies. Renowned Rear Admiral of U S Navy
Rear Admiral Francis M. Bunce, a Hartford resident who died at 65, served many years in the U S Navy. Born in Hartford, he entered the Naval Academy in 1852, fought in the Civil War, led at Newport, and retired in 1898 after a reputation as a capable, genial commander respected by officers and enlisted men.
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Bunce
Uncle Sam
Francis M. Bunce
Hartford
Conn
Uncle
Boston
Washington
Brooklyn
Naval College At
Newport
Mahan
American Countess Gets A New Home In France
Count Boson de Perigord married to Miss Helen Morton buys the Chateau de Valencay near Paris for 2 718 365 francs 543 673 dollars. The vast estate covers over 7000 acres with gardens park and orchards. The chateau sits in Central France once tied to the Talleyrands and Charlemagne era.
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Count Boson de Perigord
Helen Morton
Levi P. Morton
United States
Valencay
Paris
Chateau de Valencay
Talleyrands
France
Berry
Largest of Flying Birds
The largest of flying birds is the Californian vulture or condor, measuring up to 9 to 10 feet across. It far exceeds the true condor of South America in size, lays a single large oval pale green egg each season with deep pits.
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South America
Age of Whales and Market Overstock Mentioned
The age of whales is determined by laminae in whalebone with estimates from 300 to 850 years. The piece notes Every man may have his price but the market tends to be overstocked.
Trade report shows price advances and demand trends
R G Dun weekly review notes higher pig iron prices with prompt delivery scarce at Pittsburg. tin hits yearly high due to delays while silver sinks to early 1898 lows. East shoe shops full, western mills busy. cotton goods exports rise with Asia and South America leading buyers. Woolen mills strong, February orders accepted. Wheat firm, week closes 3 cents above year ago. Interior receipts 6,620,433 bushels. exports 3,975,819 bushels, versus 2,839,070 last year.
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R. G. Dun & Co
Pittsburg
China
Asia
South America
United States
Spokane Quotations Food Prices and Livestock Markets
Poultry and eggs list live weight prices for chickens ducks geese and turkeys with dressed rates. Vegetables fruits and livestock prices follow including beef veal mutton and hogs. Wool hides and wheat quotations from Centennial mill club bluestem red noted with bulk and sacked prices.
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Centennial mill—Club
Bluestem
Wheat Report From Pacific Northwest Markets
Portland wheat prices show Walla Walla at 59c and CluEstem at 60c while Tacoma markets stay steady with blue stem 59 34c and club 58 14c.
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Wheat Report
Portland
Walla Walla
Buller Sunday Parade in London Draws 10000 Supporters
London observers report a large British labor rally in Hyde Park marking General Buller sympathy. Police kept order along embankment and near the War Office as banners, portraits, and a collection box for Buller’s memorial dominated the demonstration.
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London
Buller
War Office
Trades Unions
Workingmen
General Buller
Northumberland Avenue
Pall Mall
St. James Street
Picadilly
Hyde Park
Charing Cross
Boers Escaping Camps Keep Fight Alive in Cape Colony
Daily Mail from Pretoria reports Boer forces escape concentration camps to rejoin fighting. Boers in town remain unreconciled, believing their cause will triumph. Sir Gordon Spriggs says Cape Colony Army reaches 10,000, mostly mounted, growing weekly despite treasury strain. Rebels gradually worn down with not discouraging prospects.
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Daily Mail
Pretoria
Gordon Spriggs
Cape Colony
Cape
British Columns Press Boer Resistance in South Africa
London and New York Times correspondents report 12 British columns operating from the Deingoa to Natal rivers to curb Boer movement east of blockhouse lines. In the western Transvaal Lord Methuen Kekewia and Hieke sweep the country with railway and constabulary efforts. Blockhouses may pacify the region, with new lines nearing Pretoria Johannesburg. Boers retreat north of the Delagoa line where food and health are better, while troops lack capacity for simultaneous operations. Critics say Kitchener’s forcefulness and interservice friction hinder success, fueling prolonged hostilities.
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New York
London Times
New York Times
Otha
Pretoria-Johannesburg
Delagoa Railway
Lord Kitchener
Delagoa Line
South Africa
London
the Tribune
Sir Charles Dilke
Mexico
Famous Sculptor Dead in Reading Pennsylvania
Dr. Herman Strecker, a renowned sculptor and entomologist, died at Reading at age 65. He built a vast butterfly collection over 50 years, totaling 200,000 specimens worth about $25,000, reputedly the largest in America.
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Reading
Herman Strecker
America
Wabash Wreck Claims At Least 86 Lives
Detroit report cites Tribune account of Wabash wreck near Seneca Michigan on Wednesday night with exhaustive details and a confirmed death toll of at least 86 people.
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Detroit
Mich
the Tribune
Seneca
President Removes Oklahoma Governor
Washington December 1 report says the president appointed Thomas B. Ferguson governor of Oklahoma, replacing William M. Jenkins who was removed. Ferguson becomes the new chief executive while Jenkins exits the post.
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Washington
Dee
Thomas B. Ferguson
Oklahoma
William M. Jenkins
Suppression of Needless and Nerve Jarring Noises
Mrs Trotabout plans to be away for the day as she joins a movement against needless noise. Mr Trotabout suggests taking the baby along, agreeing the idea is good.
May-Have Clara’s Hard Luck Tale Sparks Conversation
Brief note asks if readers know Clara’s misfortune, with a playful exchange about what the phrase may refer to and who has heard of it. No specific person or event is detailed in the readable text.
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Clarence
Clara
Mr. Fresh
Baltimore World
Minnick
Philadelphia Press
Bridget
Philadelphia
John Bull
Wall Street
Washington
Anastasia
Mike
Tim
James
Jack
William
Willie
Lizzie
Silas
Samantha
Jonah
Denver Times
Washington Star
Baltimore
Farmer Countessel
Katie
John
Frank
Caroline
Mary
David
Henry
Detroit Journal
Belle
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