The Pessimist on Beacon Street
A disheveled man sits on a Boston residence step with a dejected pose. He mutters curses about the church and pope, then declares in a final bold line his disdain toward all but “Rosie,” in a vignette from Lippincott's.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Beacon Street
Boston
Rosie
Lippincott’s
Three Days to Do All Today Amid Strife
Poem by James R. Gilmore reflects on busy days and unfinished tasks. The speaker vows to face today’s conflicts with courage, hoping for peace and a better tomorrow after victory.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
James R. Gilmore
Speak Easy Waiter Delivers Cops From Corner
An obliging Polish waiter Kuno at a crowded Sunday speak easy reports no police on the corner so the boss sends him to the station to fetch two officers. The scene shows a full house lingering past midnight with wary patrons and staff.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kuno
Why They Dont Speak And Other Town Tales
A young beauty asserts blunt talk during a house visit over marriage, threatening a smoking spouse. An elderly Flaherty is missed by a doctor during heat. A cigar maker’s ad leads to a prank mail joke, sending a stub with a note about fifteen newsboys who smoked it.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Smithby
Brownson
Merely an Echo quote from Amiel's Journal
A paraphrase warning about living as a follower with no guiding principles, describing such a person as a mere object of the world's furniture rather than a voice. The line emphasizes the danger of lacking ideas and convictions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Amiel
Surprise visit by new minister unsettles family scene
A new minister begins his first call and waits in the drawing room while a tense exchange unfolds between a elder sister and a younger girl in the hall. The younger sister, in white, dances into the rowing room as mother arrives, noting a curious expression on the adult.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mamma
Little Sister
Amusing excerpts reveal family scenes and social feuds
Readable vignettes show playful lies told to a minister about a drunk father and nursemaids. a Philadelphia alimony joke between a laborer and a shopper. eggs of ambition and mistletoe kiss remorse. Short dialogues capture comic misunderstandings and domestic tensions.
The Making of a Man Quote by Francis Bacon
A Bacon quotation on learning and its virtues. Reading makes a full man and knowledge requires memory wit and cunning to appear wise. Histories make wise, poets witty, mathematics subtle, philosophy deep, morals grave, and logic sharp.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Francis Bacon
Belated rider seeks sympathy after missed train
A suburbanite hurrying to catch an L train fails to board as doors close and the train departs. In a humorous exchange with a German bystander, the man tries to explain his lateness while the other questions the concern as the derailed dialogue ends with a witty retort.
Salute From a Seasick Coal Passer Aboard Missouri
During a cruise a Missouri battleship officer inspects the forecastle when a seasick coal passer salutes shakily. Asked where he belongs the man replies Cleveland Ohio, showing his pride amid the storm.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Missouri
Mal de Mer
Cleveland
Man Demands Trial After Disorderly Charge
Patrick Collins, bound with bandages and unable to speak clearly, refuses a plea deal and insists on a trial for disorderly conduct. He recalls a violent incident before arrival at court and asks to hear witness stories to understand what happened, amid a grim exchange with the magistrate.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Patrick Collins
Collins
Churn Con man dupes farmer wife with empty butter claim
A Michigan farmer's wife is duped by a man selling an improved churn who promises higher butter yield. He demonstrates by churning but the vessel yields no butter. she reveals she used yesterday's buttermilk to test the claim and expose the ruse.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Michigan
Two Neighbors Fight as Card Game Tale Surfaces
A Missouri village dispute ends in court after a local brawl over a seven up and seven points game. The heated exchange centers on gambling stakes and a collapsing card play, with residents recounting the hand by hand sequence to the judge.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Missouri
Jedge
Saturday Evening Post
Arrest of Old Friend Sparks Protest in NY Police Tale
Harper's Weekly recounts a New York officer newly on the force detaining an old dining companion. The arrested man resists and is clubbed, with the officer declaring lawful authority despite the personal Vol. tone. Additional passages reflect on human dignity and a Natchez resort scene with a terse exchange about money and power.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
Shure
Cassidy
Harper’s Weekly
A Connecticut Deacon’s Clammy Prayer and a Bully’s Comeuppance
A deacon at a Rhode Island clambake prays for forgiveness after overeating clams. He resolves to eat no more, but humorous restraint falters as he contemplates the offering. In a separate scene a town bully provokes a boy who swiftly answers with a sharp jab and a rebuke about identity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Connecticut
Rhode Island
Too Many Wash Days and a Quaker Lingo
An elderly Quaker woman in Media hires a new servant girl after the old one leaves. The girl misunderstands the request to wash every second day, thinking it means she must wash every other day, prompting a comic miscommunication about the Quaker phrase.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Friends
Philadelphia
Suburban subway quip and a wildcat tale echo old wit
An exasperated father ignores a child’s remark about a subway accident as a humorous interruption. A Marcus Aurelius quote encourages focused effort and contentment with present activity. Tim and Clancy in New Jersey recount a Maltese cat stunt ending with a cry to help release the cat.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tim
Clancy
New Jersey
New York
Vasey Street
Dune
Irishman’s bold reply to arrest shocks New York magistrate
A New York magistrate questions an Irish detainee who boasts it would take seven policemen to lock him up but would take only one to set him free. Nearby stevedores share a comic tale of a milk swap in a coffee tin, provoking disbelief at the street prank.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
Harper’s Weekly
Also Mentioned on This Page
Mr. Flaherty
Miss Flaherty
Edith
Lombard
Pat
Bridget
Megan
Thomas Hood
Man
James Russell Lowell
Who He
Was
Irvin Cobb
Natchez
Pusson
Willie
Marcus Aurelius
Newcastle
E. A. King
Leavenworth, Washington
Tumwater Light and Water CO
Clinton
Towa
PINE
C. R. Lamb
Minneapolis, Minn
G. E. Lamb
Adavis Treas
Mer
Leavenworth, Wa
F. H. Hutchings
Pride of
Washington
Real Grain & Milling Company
Wenatchee, Washington
Leavenworth, Wash
Tumwater Savings Bank
Leaveworth
L. Lamb
Preat
P. Davis
Vice Prest
F.S. Jacobsen
V. P
Sec
OPERA