Humorous Vignettes and Epigrams from an Old Source
A collage of light jokes and one liners features a mix of humorous exchanges. Two lovers stumble into a mishap, a Hollywood actor with a Hamlet repertoire recounted, a drunken homecoming quip, and multiple brief setups with punchlines about dentists, debt collectors, foremen, and double lives.
Freshman Seeks Sober Man Over Chapel Seat Fee
University of Tennessee freshman paid five dollars for a chapel seat after mistaking a man for a professor. She later learned four seats were free. Book clubs report 150000 members and a Poland China boar weighed 1402 pounds at a 28 exhibition.
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University of Tennessee
Garrison Named Director of Texas State Police
East Texas veteran Homer Garrison promoted from assistant director to director of the Texas Public Safety Department succeeding the late Col. Carmichael Hewill commanding the Texas Rangers highway patrol narcotics bureau and related divisions. Garrison born in Lufkin rose from Angelina County deputy sheriff to license and weight inspector in 1929 joining the highway patrol in 1930 and becoming captain before 1955 appointment. He has led eight police training schools and aided patrols in Arkansas and New Mexico, earning national recognition. Richardson says the move preserves Carmichael’s policies.
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Iray
Public Safety Commission
Garrison
Uven
Public Safety Department
Col
F H. Carmichael
Texa Rangers
Lufiin
Garson
Angelina County
Highway Patrol
Texas Highway Patrol
Rock
Arksinsas
New Mexico
James W Allred
Richardson
Blocking Bearcats Improve in Home Victory
Ballinger Bearcats dominated Merel on Friday night, boosting blocking power and edging ahead in the contest. The home crowd saw Ballinger widen the gap with strong defensive plays and steady offense, signaling improvement as the Bearcats prepared for upcoming dates.
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Ballinger
Pallinger
Merel
Pert
Coch
Bob Wright
Curious Presidential Pattern Echoes 1810 to 1940
Beginning with 1810, Presidents elected at 20 year intervals have died in office. The sequence continues with Harrison 1810, Lincoln 1860, Garfield 1880, McKinley 1900, Harding 1920. Each faced death in office, suggesting a somber superstition about 20‑year cycles in presidential tenure.
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William Henry Harrison
Abraham Lincoln
James A. Garfield
William McKinley
Warren G. Harding
Harrison
Lincoln
Garfield
Mexinley
Harding
San Francisco
Six Presidents Die in Office and Zachary Taylor's Era
Five presidents died in office were listed. Zachary Taylor, elected in 1818, died in 1850. The Yosemite Valley in California is described as an Indian stronghold before white settlement drove the natives away.
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Zachery Taylor
Beautful
Yosemite Valley
Callefornia
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