Peculiar Clips From The Jasper News Headlines
A collage of satirical notes and quick quips spans topics from finance to fashion. Remarks on banks, naval budgets, odd inventions, Wu Ting Fang, and social customs pepper a broad, ironic look at contemporary happenings.
Justice Harlan Denies Retirement Rumors at 75
The article reports Justice Harlan denying rumors that he will resign from the bench. He states he has never contemplated retirement and will stay in his position while in good health, urging that such reports be contradicted.
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Justice Harlan
Noisest Creature in Ornithology Bluejay Observations
A column on bluejays notes their bold, noisy behavior in midwestern yards. It recounts nestering, egg pilfering, and disputes over nesting materials, plus a tale of soap-eating jays and a white-backed crow. It details albino and partial albino birds, bobolinks, and the caregiving roles of robin parents with observed male female duties.
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Middle ‘West
East
Middle Western
Mississippi Valley
Chicago
Highland Park
Finols
Mme
Jay
Anima R
de Vry
Lincoln Park
Spo
Ruthven Deane
American Ornithologists Union
New Rheumatism Cure Promoted by Traveler
A man claims three sticks of black electric grit carbon cured his rheumatism after a month of use. He says the carbon beats buckeye oil and insists it prevents rheumatism, presenting the items as proof.
Not Only Could But Did A Husband’s Witty Rebuttal
A humorous exchange from Youths Companion recounts Mrs Grandon’s ardent admirer suggesting she dine with her husband three times daily. Mr Grandon replies with a bow that he cannot go home at noon, joking about his wife’s nonstop talking. The anecdote ends as he departs while she arrives.
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Mr. Robin
Mrs. Robin
Mrs. Grandon
Mr.Grandon
Mr. Grandon
The Effect of Wealth on a Freckled Rider
Conversation sketches a girl Mise Gotrox riding a horse with wealth in her own name. Billie notes the freckled girl's appearance and millions, sparking casual remarks on status and charm.
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Billie
Mise Gotrox
Cuticura Cures Four Women and Babies in Chattanooga
An 1907 testimonial from Mrs. Lillie Wilcher of Chattanooga Tennessee describes how Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured an itchy burning skin rash on her face and hands and also healed skin sores on three babies. She credits the remedies with lasting relief after previous failed treatments.
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Lillie Wilcher
Eleventh St
Chattanooga
Tenn
Tommy’s Streak of Luck Meets Sabbath School Invite
A young Indianapolis visitor asks Tommy to join his Sabbath school. Tommy questions if a red headed boy named Jimmy Brown attends, learns he does, and promptly agrees to attend next Sunday after weeks of trying to locate the boy.
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Tommy
Jimmy Brown
Defiance Starch Said to Improve Laundry Results
The article argues that home laundry stiffness with ordinary starch hides fabric beauty and reduces wear. It promotes Defiance Starch as stronger, allowing much thinner application without sacrificing stiffness, improving both appearance and durability.
Sweet Singer of Southwest Georgia Eyes Book, Wells Jobs
The Sweet Singer of southwest Georgia rejects farming to focus on poetry and publishing plans. He aims to grow cotton and corn to support himself while awaiting publication and will take well digging contracts as side work to fund his literary ambitions.
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Sweet Singer
Georgia
Atlanta Constitution
Temperance Pioneer Plans East Asia Tour
Mrs. Katherine L. Stevenson, commissioned by the International Woman's Christian Temperance Union, will tour China, Japan, and Hawaii to visit leading educational institutions and explain temperance measures to faculties and students. Also advices on home starch and ironing.
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Katherine L. Stevenson
International Woman's Christian Temperance Union
China
Japan
Hawaii
Woman's Christian Temperance Union
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