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Dialogue at the Barroom Trial
A courtroom note records a defendant claiming intoxication led to actions she or he took. The judge questions the extent of influence while the defendant maintains no blame. The exchange hints at legal defenses based on intoxication.
Dean's Kidney Pills Claim Back Ache Relief
A testimonial from W Henrn Frederick of town Mo recalls long kidney weakness and backache then cites Dean's Kidney Pills as the remedy that banished pain and strengthened kidneys. He says he first used them in Bucyrus Ohio and endorses the product as effective and widely sold by Foster Filburn Co Buffalo NY as US sole agents.
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W. Hi
Henrn Frederick
Town
Dean
Kidbey
Bucyrus
Ohio
Foster-Filburn Co
Buffalo
New York
United States
Dunn's
Woodmen Memorial Service at Court House by M W A
Jackson Camp 4933 M W A holds annual memorial service next Sunday at 2 pm in the court house. Hon T Daines delivers the address, then neighbors march to the city cemetery to decorate graves. All invited, bring flowers. A P Behrens, clerk. Lee Bator for organ and repair services in Jackson Mo.
Preserve Your Title Deeds and Abstract of Title
An advertisement offers title deed preservation and abstract services. It urges buyers to secure the deed for ownership and the abstract to verify the property is clear, promising prompt attention for all orders.
Fragmentary wartime dialogue in a humorous scene
A distorted wartime fragment shows a general and officer dialogue about command and disgrace. A crying captain questions his role while a reference to a curious pair of dogs in an infantry endurance context appears.
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Enduro
Thrilling Rescue of Bert R Lean from Death
Bert R Lean of Cheny Washington credits Dr King’s New Discovery with curing a desperate lung trouble after failing with a Spokane lung specialist and futile California treatment. He praises the remedy for lung trouble bronchitis coughs colds asthma croup and whooping cough. Trial bottle free and guaranteed by druggists.
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Bert R. Lean
Cheny
Wash
Spokane
California
Notice of School District Sale in Cape Girardeau MO
Public sale of one half acre land and Lape School building in Township 7 Range 12 Cape Girardeau County Missouri on the Labday of June 1909 from 1 to 5 pm. The property, once purchased for Lape School District, is no longer needed for school purposes. Directors John M. Smith M W Gholson Charles Halpt and Vernaharyd Voshage Fred Loenecke Henry Romeier announce the sale.
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Cape Chiardeau County
Missouri
Lape
John M. Smith
M. W. Gholson
Charles Halpt
Ranweiz
Yernaharyd Voshage
Fred Loenecke
Henry Romeier
Addressing the Class of 1909 on Youth and Attainment
A speaker in a class address extols youth as a natural aristocracy of initiative and energy. He urges graduates to develop vision, hard work, and definite attainment, citing historical youths from Paschal to Newton, and stresses continued effort, self discipline, and purposeful life work.
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Creation
Paschal
Napoleon
Italy
Romulus
Rome
Wesley
Cain
Newton
Don John
Christendom
Joseph
Egypt
Grandma Leslie Celebrates Birthday With Family Gathering
On Monday May 30 Grand ma Leslie marked her birthday with a dinner at Mrs Brown s home followed by a visit to Grandma s. Family members and many friends attended delivering well wishes and a three name surprise.
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Grandma Leslie
Mrs. Brown
Grandma's
Eseh
Grandma
Nora Barks
Cam Brown
Ethel Hosen
Maud Rathburn
F. Ervinz
Verwie
Geraldine
Jeanford Hosen
Russel Parks
Baruma
A. P. Kiewler
Mra
de Crump
New Jim Tale
John Devore
Myr
Poi
FM. Ervin
Myra
Pihel Hosea
M. Eyvine
Jim Codiwri
Wiley Neil
Meddin Arnal
Misees
Bertha Muhn
Willie Ravin
Ae Ruckannon
Bonlal
Graduates Named From Cape High School Department
The Cape High School reports 45 graduates from its High School department in a year end ceremony. Names are listed locally and include both boys and girls. The event highlighted academic achievement and school community.
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The
Cape Last
The General Assembly Visit From Sikeston
Mrs D L Wolters returned from Denver where her father P R Conrad served as commissioner to the General Assembly of the Presbyterian Church held in the city. The ten day session included over eight hundred members from across the nation and notable figures like Rear Admiral Watson and John H Converse of Baldwin Locomotive Works. The assembly featured business by day and public meetings at night, highlighting inclusivity with Freedmen's Board representatives and two Indians. Sikeston will gain the Churmmers next May.
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General Assembly
D. L. Wolters
Denver
Colo
P. R. Conrad
Iron Mountain
Watson
United States Navy
John H. Converse
Baldwin Locomotive Works
Converse
Assem Llv
Freedmen's Board
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Philadelphs Ledger
Seaver
Seavortvion
Literaturd
Sulion
Bolomian
Good Reneen
Leanne
Jackson
Mecall
Canta
Mecall's
Cabecribers
Amy Colies
Thadiean Preagrae
Iver Thalaern
Pets
Vale
Woodmen Memorial Service
Lee Bator
Jackson, Mo
Rev. M. T. Haw
Athens
Cape County Savings Bank
Sikeston
Gordonsville