To The Girls Seek Humble Virtue Over Wealth and Fashion
The author urges girls to seek happiness in virtue and gentleness rather than wealth and fashion. A good man values a modest, hardworking wife educated by nature and good books. Country girls should thank their luck, for nature school teaches true beauty and happiness beyond riches.
How to Enjoy Good Health and Blood Balm Ad
An advertisement promises cures for skin and blood diseases including rheumatism and ulcers via a free book from Blood Balm Co Atlanta Ga. Botanic Blood Balm is marketed as a building up and purifying remedy with a $1 large bottle and cautions to avoid substitutes. A Leavenworth preacher rebukes a crowded church for a singer’s absence.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Blood Balm Co
Atlanta
Swift Specific Co
Ice Cream In A Minute Freezer Sells Itself
A catalog note promotes an ice cream freezer that supposedly freezes cream instantly and can earn five to six dollars daily selling cream and ten to twenty dollars daily selling freezers. It claims broad suitability and easy profits with demonstrations, sent by J. F. Casey & Co. in St. Louis. It also includes a humorous family letter about a college student receiving ten dollars from his mother.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. F. Casey & Co
St. Charles St
St. Louis
Tom
Electric Bitters Proclaimed A Reliable Tonic
Electric Bitters is a seasonable medicine for languor and liver sluggishness. It is pitched as a preventive against malarial poison and a remedy for headache indigestion constipation and dizziness. Available at W. L. Carmichael's drug store at 50 cents and one dollar per bottle.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
W. L. Carmichael
Local farmer unearths buried fortune in Mexican dollars
Rev. Rhodes, twelve miles east of Thompson, Texas, found a leather sack containing 380,000 Mexican dollars while plowing his field. The coins were nearly rotten. Rhodes purchased the land twelve years ago amid years of nighttime digging by unknown parties in the area.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Rev. Rhodes
Thompson
Tex
Rhodes
The Easiest Proof You Cannot Play The Violin
A witty remark from Puck stating that the simplest way to prove you cannot play the violin is to attempt to play it. The quip underscores how performance reveals lack of skill.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Puck
Dr Kings New Discovery Praised By Pastor In Remarkable Recovery
Rev J Gunderman of Dimondale Mich commends Dr Kings New Discovery for his wife the treatment ended severe coughing spells from pneumonia and flu after a long illness. Trial bottles offered at W L Carmichael's Drug Store with regular sizes 50 cents and 1 dollar.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. Gunderman
Dimondale
Mich
Dr. King
Baptist
Rives Junction
la Grippe
Humorous Exchange Highlights Absurdities From Roving Quips
A Boston Transcript gag contrasts a deaf mute man’s speech impediment with a buzz saw injury. A Cleveland Plain Dealer exchange imagines Queen Anne’s beheading linked to a high hat, delivered as a child’s joke about history and attire.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fenderson
Boston Transcript
Henry VIII
Johnnie
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Dont Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life Away
A garbled quotation promoting No-To-Bac as a harmless tobacco cure sold by druggists with a money back guarantee. It promises nerve strengthening and no financial risk, then spuriously adds a social aside from Puck and a quip from Texas Sifter about women and tools.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sterling Remedy,Co
New York
Chicago
Who's Shellaberger The Wire Fence Man Ad In Atlanta
Advert shows Shellaberger of Atlanta Ga selling fencing as the best and cheapest for all uses with a free catalogue. A quip about a martyrdom joke follows. A jokey exchange on a husband and wife discussing decisions appears, reflecting newspaper humor.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Shellaberger
Atlanta
Castoria Recall Sparks Witty Exchange in Bazar Talk
In a humorous item from Harper's Bazar, Miss Smashum resists men while Miss Comely counters with a blunt refusal. Miss Antique boasts Pilgrim ancestry as Hicks probes the Mayflower tale, prompting playful disbelief. Adams Freeman frames the exchange with playful zingers and social banter.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Miss Smashum
Miss Comely
Adams Freeman
Hicks
Harper’s Bazar
Rev Seymour Briggs Announces Dodge County Candidacy
The candidate, Rev Seymour Briggs, colored, announces for representative from Dodge County. He states his run on May 13 1896 with self examination and bold resolution, declares refusal to be bought, and promises a speech on June 22 before the fourth Sunday at Hore. He remarks the world is a stage with actors counting railroad ties.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Seymour Briggs
Dodge
Dodge County
Briggs E V
Edator
Erysipelas Patient Credits S S S Cure
Ada Wainwright of Alamo Tennessee recounts three years of severe bone erysipelas and near amputation before claiming recovery after six bottles of S S S. The testimonial asserts the blood remedy cures deep seated blood diseases others cannot touch and leaves the patient stronger and healthier.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ada Wainwright
Alamo
Tenn
S.S.S
S.S. S
P. P.py
Clinson
Savannah
Rachet Store Bargains With Low Prices On Various Goods
Bargain list from Rachet Store includes embroidery and lace items 15c per dozen spools 58c per pair of counterpanes and 58c per dozen spools of embroidery. Household goods like toilet soap underpriced pens pencils and combs cheap. Tools outfits and hardware items priced low including drawing knives braces and saws. Also window shades paper pins and various accessories offered at small prices.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jackson
Wade & Butcher
Also Mentioned on This Page
Leavenworth, Kan
Electric Bitters
Texas Sifter
Indianapolis Journal
Atchison Globe
Castoria
R. Peffer
Hore
Georgia
C. A
C. L. Harwell
Lippman
Hot Springs
Ark
Cer
W. F
Timminsnes
Waxahachie
B. W. Fraxsns
Ramsay
de Leon
J. M. Lampert
Notary Public
Lippman Bro's
Lippman's
Savannah.ga
Scrofula