Quick Hits From The Ismay Journal And Across The Nation
A collection of quips and observations from London to New York highlighting aviation speed, vaudeville humor, a Chicago divorce plea, and oddities such as headlines about mermaids nights in the air and a Bell furnace claim. The piece lampoons public life with pithy remarks on editors, dogs, and Cranberries crops.
Manufacturer claims cooling unit will heat instead
The inventor says the device will cool a house but it ends up heating it. Critics note most existing units already perform cooling and are on the market.
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Bell
Megaphone Idea for Passengers on HMnes Trains
A columnist ponders using megaphones for riders to signal stop stations where the bell fails. The concept suggests aiding passenger communication and safety on streetcar lines.
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Hmnes
Man's Two Minute Bet Becomes Lingering Tragedy
A Pennsylvania man attempted a two minute underwater challenge but remained submerged for over two hours. The reckless wager cost him his life, proving a fool’s bet is a dangerous and deadly risk.
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Pennsylvania
Chicagoanorganizes society to honor old maids
A Chicagoan forms a group to honor old maids but few women admit they are eligible. The piece notes that a man in the clouds may be an aviator chasing altitude records, challenging the idea that every skyward figure is a dreamer.
Oyster bite tale sparks New York and Connecticut curios
From New York comes the tale of a man bitten by an enraged oyster. It remains for Winsted, Conn., to spring something about a man eating snail.
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New York
Winsted
Conn
New Jersey Man Bitten by Fly Develops Blood Poisoning
A New Jersey man bitten by a fly developed blood poisoning, while a pun suggests the Jersey fly envy of the famous Jersey skeeter.
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New Jersey
Jersey
Woman Loses Wealth on Fourth Marriage in New York
A New York woman forfeits a substantial portion of her late husband’s estate after marrying a fourth time, ending a run of likely benefits from prior marriages and disrupting her prospects in a once promising matrimonial path.
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New York
Automobile That Will Balk If Driver Misuses It
A call for a car that refuses to run when the operator fails to treat it properly. The idea imagines a vehicle with built in standards of conduct, resisting misuse or neglect by the driver to prevent harm or waste. It reflects concerns about responsibility and reliability in personal mobility.
Frenchman Faults Americans on Aviation Knowledge
A French observer remarks that Americans are ignorant of aviation matters while noting that many aviators have died, suggesting a paradox in public perception versus wartime losses.
Deacon Hope Won Over by a Widow in Odd Courtship
Deacon Hope, a 55-year-old widower and farmer, visits widowed Mrs. Sargent after his wife’s death and becomes increasingly erratic. Neighbors speculate he is going mad, but the parson recalls similar behavior when the deacon courted his late wife. After a woodpile scare and a night visit for a hoe, Mrs. Sargent confronts him, and he confesses courting her, leading to an engagement and a sharp warning to stop the antics.
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Deacon Hope
Sargent
Deacon
Doctor Green
Cynthia
John
Parson
No Insulting Men There In Savage Countries
Mrs Mary Gaunt travels alone through West Africa, through Ashanti and Kymaal, with little language support. She notes that beyond missionary areas real gentlemen exist who are honest and won't steal belongings left outside a tent. She plans to write a book about the journey of the Englishwoman in savage lands.
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Mary Gaunt
Lindsay-Miller
West Africa
Ashanti
Kymaal
Pastor paints church to save congregation money
Pastor Carl F. Intermann of Grace Lutheran Church in Brooklyn painted the church and parsonage, saving the congregation several hundred dollars. He worked daily from eight in the morning until mid afternoon, clad in overalls and swinging on a regulation scaffold.
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Carl F. Intermann
Grace Lutheran Church
Brooklyn
His Day of Horse Luck in Philadelphia
A man in Philadelphia stepped in front of a trolley car, was knocked down and fractured a whisky bottle in his pocket. The broken bottle, his matches and the resulting ignition caused a fire that set him ablaze. The incident marks a remarkably unlucky sequence of mishaps.
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Philadelphia
Luncheon Hobby Party Ideas and Indian Party Tip
A college girl describes a luncheon where eight students display hobby horse centerpieces with name cards and future ten year notes. The hostess leads explanations, then Auld Lang Syne is sung. Also suggests Indian party ideas with wigwams arrows and bead games.
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Erself Plump
Cupid
Around the World Tea by a Mission Band
A young ladies' Mission band hosted a tea featuring eight countries Greece Italy Germany Russia England America France and Japan. Guests arrived by auto to view country displays and enjoy country specific menus while five minute country papers and music provided entertainment.
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Greece
Italy
Germany
Russia
England
America
France
Japan
Kaffe Kitchen
America, PLC
Word-Making Party Honors Visiting Guest
A hostess hosted a word making game in honor of a visiting guest. Guests used the letters of the friend’s last name to form as many words as possible in twenty minutes. Prizes were awarded for the longest and shortest lists, making the gathering a pleasant introduction.
Red Hot Social Promises Icy Winter Warmth
A church social plans a red themed evening on the first real cold day. Posters will be scarlet with red cheese cloth and shades. A lusty chorus sings A Hot Time. Admission is 65 red cents. Menu features red hots in rolls with pickles coffee and doughnuts.
Fashion Notes on Fall Trends and Fabrics
Skirts gain fullness and lingerie silhouettes grow. Double ceilings create iridescent effects while velour hats anchor early fall millinery. Black and white alliances persist with jumper designs revived for dressy shirtwaists. Collarettes of black or white tulle accompany afternoon gowns as lace robes return. Blue and white wash fabrics gain prominence alongside all over lace gowns and beaded fringe fichus edged with tulle and lace.
White Crochet Button Fashion Spreads Across Garments
White cotton crochet buttons in small and large sizes are becoming a fashion feature. They are used on blouses one-piece frocks wraps and white linen skirts replacing traditional pearl buttons and buttons with glass or metal.
Doan's Kidney Pills Help Woman During Critical Period
A Califormia woman, Mia Mary Remington of Gilroy, reports severe kidney pain and weakness during a critical period. After trying other remedies with little benefit, she used Doan's Kidney Pills and says she was completely cured, praising the product's efficacy. Price 50c. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, NY.
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Mia
Mary’ J. Remington
Bisteherry Bt
Gilroy
Cal
Doan
Cure for baby's rash praised by Roxbury mother
Mrs. Margaret Gunn of Roxbury Mass. reports a severe infantile rash covering head face and body during a trip to Ireland and England. After trying doctors medicines the rash persisted until Cuticura Soap and Ointment were used for about nine months, leaving no scars and curing the child completely.
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Boston
England
Ireland
Baby
Margaret Gunn
Burrell St
Roxbury
Mass
Cura
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