The Fault Is Ours When We Don't Get Along
Nell Brinkley urges resilience for a woman of refined education who loses home and health after death and fire. She argues the fault lies in lacking willpower and negativity, urging readers to imagine a better future, rise above adversity, and stop blaming fate. The piece uses moral exhortation to stress personal power, sustained belief, and self reform.
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America
Europe
Earth
Roy
The Folly of Living Things Over Again
A reflection on the impossibility of reliving past days, using a Coney Island couple and a woman who redecorates Washington Square to recapture happiness. The piece argues memory deepens, yet joys fade when repeated, and urges accepting the present rather than chasing former pleasures.
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Coney Island
Manhattan Beach
New York
Washington Square
Orind
A Poor Excuse Warps into a Clever Confession
A speaker mocks the notion that a poor excuse suffices, boasting of clever evasions and excuses crafted over years. The verse laments flawed justifications and urges repayment of the debt with blunt honesty, concluding that war is, in essence, a poor excuse for action.
Observant Swede Steena recalls last baseball game
In Hauughville Steena and Tillie Oleson discuss a game and band concert. Steena jokes about players in short pants and a domineering crowd while noting her disinterest in baseball but enjoying the excitement around the empire and the irony of the day. Tillie’s husband shouts and the crowd imitates a warlike roar.
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Haughville
Tillie Oleson
Tillie Ban
Ban
Lake
Tillie
Ant
Yerman Band
Tillie Siy
Shol
Empire
Dis
von Faller
Steena
Missus
Val
Fog Horn Tales Der Captain and the Mermaids
Captain Pinochle dreams of mermaids and suffragettes in a submarine court of Neptune. Mermaids force a signing to sing to sailors while Neptune and Mrs Neptune push back. A yacht appears, girls swim, and the fog horn blasts to wake the captain safely.
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Pinochle
Neptune
Capt
Vich
Fader
Nepture
Ceffer
Neider
Uader Neptune
der Peebles
Up-to-Date Jokes About Household Authority
A brief joke exchanges a husband and wife about who holds final say in the home. The husband asserts belief in his headship, while the wife’s restraint prevents him from speaking openly, delivering a light social humor on domestic dynamics.
Jinks Delays Car Purchase Till Census Ends
Jinks plans to mortgage his house to buy a car after census taking concludes, delaying the purchase until official census data is complete.
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Jinks
Tightwad family and peril spark a kerosene scare
Mrs Tightwad urgently seeks a doctor after the baby swallows a pint of kerosene prompting Mr Tightwad to exclaim about rising oil prices. The brief exchange captures a domestic moment framed in period voice and local-shop humor.
East noise as China breaks up goods the world watches
The remark notes rising influence in the east and comments on China’s upheaval. It frames the situation as causing global noise due to disruption and rapid change. The speaker reflects on how eastern events shape world affairs.
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East
China
Minerva Declares Her Mother a Man in Census Note
A playful New York Sun quip cites Minerva declaring her mother a man to explain why the food question appears in the census. The remark blends classical myth with a topical point on census data.
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Minerva
New York Sun
Woman Sets Fire To Lot To Stop Husband From Drinking
A woman in Wilkesbarre Pennsylvania burned her husband’s wooden lot to prevent him from going to saloons. The incident underscores the grave consequences a single act can trigger, recalling a cautionary outcome similar to a lost leg from a dangerous decision.
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Wilkesbarre
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