The Perversity of Milliners
In this essay a narrator visits multiple hat shops seeking a small modest hat but is met with insistence that fashion dictates larger, flashier styles. Clerks push “what they are wearing” as definitive, and one woman finally buys an oversized hat as she tries to conform to trend.
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Penelope
Percival
United States
Magnate Hogge and the Decalogue Joke
Magnate Hogge frets over the Decalogue and Section Fight with a law expert, who dismisses the limits as unconstitutional. The exchange ends with Hogge relieved, then a jokey line reimagines the scene.
The Big Hit in a Cobb Family Tale
A playful verse notes Trrus Cobb fading to first base while Ty Cobb eyes other stages and suggests the real triumph comes when Eddy R. returns home, with crowds roaring in approval.
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Trrus Cobb
Ty Cobb
Eddy R
Even So Beloved By Beatrice Fairfax Excerpt
Excerpted rhyming meditation on love and fate. A speaker compares two shells adrift in a sea of time and longing, urging endurance as waves threaten union. The piece hints at a nine year ache and a wish to join with a beloved.
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Beatrice Fairfax
The Coming of Joy and Love’s Deep Lesson
A reflective meditation on joy and true love contrasting fleeting infatuation with enduring marriage. It cites a 69 year marriage as a model of companionship and mutual learning, urging readers to marry for love, not haste or social pressure.
Percival and Penelope Tease Cousin Henry
Percival jests about envy and romance with Penelope during a tense exchange. He recalls petty penalties and quips about ears and noses while debating Cousin Henry’s habits, height, and potential stay, with Penelope teasing back before assessing their unfamiliar relation.
Cousin Conundrum Over Matinee Plans and Family Ties
Penelope and Percival debate a fast approaching matinee visit while navigating claims of cousinly affection and family duty. Percival touts his Aunt Madeline and cousin Eudosia as suited companions, as Penelope hints at another engagement involving Cousin Henry and a rival invitation.
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Percival
Penelope
Henry
Cousi Henry
Eudesia
Honor Bright
A Guide to the Professions By WEX JONES
A humorous guide listing ways to become a cynosure such as an operatic star or militant ex president. It jokes about mahout and mahatma roles and notes philantropy requires money and sometimes wrongdoing. It contrasts pie eater and poet paths with urban versus Indiana living.
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Rhove
The World's Greatest Dreamers By Rev Thomas B Gregory
A critique of Henry VIII and Sir Thomas More focusing on More as a dreamer. More’s life and murder are linked to his utopian vision in Utopia, depicting a society with no lawyers, six hours work, universal education, and religious tolerance.
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Henry
Penelope
Percival
Henry VIII
Thomas More
More
Sir Thomas More
London
Cardinal Morton
Cardinal Wolsey
Anne
Boleyn
Amerigo Vespucci
Utopia
The Old Bugbear Inabilities In Hitting Described By Writer
A baseball columnist previews a daily note on players’ struggles with hitting. The piece frames the common flaw as a familiar old foe in the sport.
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Wil
How to woo with poetry and romance
The piece urges men to woo with passion and verse, citing poetry from Ella Wheeler Wilcox and urging earnest, heartfelt words. It counsels bold expressions, not timidity, and notes that genuine feeling matters more than perfect diction or long promises.
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