Satirical Bits and Sports Jokes from Minnesota Twins Slump
A collection of wry quips and wordplay touching on taxes highways old fashion and a struggling Minnesota Twins team. The jokes reference an outfielder named Green a hitter called Lemon and catcher Battey in a lighthearted sports note.
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Bethe Named 1961 Enrico Fermi Award Recipient
The General Advisory Committee of the Atomic Energy Commission unanimously selects Hans A. Bethe to receive the Enrico Fermi Award for 1961. The Cornell physics professor will receive a presidential citation a gold medal and a $50 000 check next December 1.
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Louisville editor Tom Wallace remembered for concise editorials
A brief tribute notes that Tom Wallace, longtime Louisville editor, urged brevity in editorials. It recalls his maxim that no piece should exceed the width of the pencil used to write it and highlights his stance on keeping writing short and direct.
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Mr K S Peace Prize Joke About Lenin Medal
A Washington anecdote credits Khrushchev with gifting a Lenin Peace Prize medal to Mr K. Kennedy asks if it will be taken away, Khrushchev adds a wry reply. The tale relies on a Vienna meeting between Khrushchev and Kennedy.
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Lem Hubbard's Lifelines and Rancho Pedro Tale
A fragmented clipping mentions Lem Hubbard and a rancho Pedro with a strained marriage described as gnawing at a marriage certificate. A pressure group label accuses organized mass selfishness seeking special treatment.
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Rancho Pedro
Reading the Quiet War Report Experiment
A Canadian editor tested attention during the Korean War by running the same front page dispatch for three days. Readers ignored it while comic strips provoked waves of complaints and letters. The piece warns how people bypass important matters for trivial distractions.
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Birthday of Freedom Remembering July Fourth Origins
The article recounts Independence Day origins with details of 1776 events. It notes the July 2 vote by colonies led by Lee and Jefferson, the public readings, and the July 4 adoption while signatures came later. It highlights national birth, celebrations in cities like Philadelphia and Savannah, and the idea of liberty for all. It ends urging dignified annual remembrance.
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New York
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Savannah
England
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Congress
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Jefferson
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Maryland
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Independence Party
John Hancock
Highlights and Headlines Passing in Review Twenty Years Ago
Social notes recount dinners and engagements among Hubbard residents with Beatrice Boyle engagement to Alexander Kish and various visits. Local milestones include Clyde R. Kelley completing Marine training at Parris Island, Archie Carano installed Hubbard Optimist Club president, and Grace Lutheran Church ordination of Rev. Edgar Glenn Robinson. Also noted are sports standings in the Hubbard Owls League and development plans for a new Metropolitan Savings and Loan branch.
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Mark Jewell
Chestnut Ridge Rd
Lee Montgomery
Hostiter
Mildred Gililand
Polk, Pa
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Collings
N.Y
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Don
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A. C. Sechler
School St
John J
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Clyde R. Kelley
N. Main St
Marine Corps Recruit Depot
Parris Island
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J. Martinat
P. Cifo
David R. Jones
Metropolitan Savings and Loan Co
W. Liberty St
Edgar Glenn Robinson
Glenn Robinson
Brookfield Rd
Hubbard
Grace Lutheran Church
Hubbard Board of Education
Hubbard Memorial
William J. Foley
Edward Foley
San Francisco
Irvin L. Gubser Hubbard
Joseph S. Krisch, Jr
Struthers
Friendly Belles Club
Josephine Sansota
June bride Frances Rosile weds Albert Chiaberta in St Patrick’s
Miss Frances Louise Rosile daughter of Mrs Mary Grace Rosile married Albert Chiaberta in a double ring ceremony at St Patrick's Church last week. The couple exchanged nuptial vows as families and friends observed the event.
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Mary Grace Rosile
E. Park Ave
St. Patrick’s Church
Albert Chiaberta
Aurelia Chiaberta
Frank Starr
Culver City
Calif
August Kuhn
Fred Messersmith
Hubbard K of C elects Grand Knight at meeting
Hubbard K of C officers election announced this week John Klucher was chosen Grand Knight at a recent Jaycee club rooms meeting. Also announced is the upcoming wedding of Nancy J Venditti and Joe Sabella set for Saturday July 7.
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Jaycee Club
John Klucher
Hubbard School Board Letter Questions Superintendent
A Hubbard audience criticizes the Supt. after eight years on the board. The speaker cites past reports as incorrect and notes 24 classrooms were built, vacancies exist, and per room capacity is ideal, while questioning the superintendent’s plans for new classrooms.
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Funeral services held for Gertrude Strausbaugh in Sharon
Mrs. Gertrude Strausbaugh, 72, of 147 Second St Masury died Wednesday at Sharon General Hospital after a two week illness. Services Friday at St John Episcopal Sharon with burial in Jewett cemetery. She was born November 28 1888 in Jewett Ohio and lived much of her life in Sharon. Survivors include a sister Edna Fisher of Vermilion a son Richard Fitzgerald and daughter Mrs. Irving Bialick plus two more sons Rev Richard Fitzgerald and John R. Also three sisters two brothers and 14 grandchildren. Interment at St Marys cemetery.
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Sharon
Gertrude Strausbaugh
Second St
Masury
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A. Malcolm MacMillian
Jewett, Ohio
Strausbaugh
Jewett, O
Matthew and
Elizabeth Woods Maffitt
Hospital
St. John’s Episcopal Church
Harold
Edna Fisher
Vermillion
Greenville
Richard
Elizabeth Kearney Fitzgerald
Sacred Heart Church
Sharon Steel Corporation
F. H
John R
Youngstown
Eunice Smith
Wheatland
Elizabeth Morgan
Julia
Jamestown
Gerald
Hubbard
Frank
Mansfield
St. Mary's Cemetery
Francis J Wilk former General American foreman dies at 70
Francis J. Wilk 70 retired foreman of the plate shop at General American Transportation Corp. died Wednesday after months of ill health. Born March 13 1891 in Czechoslovakia he lived in the Masury area for 50 years. He leaves wife Jenne Stubbs two sons Frank Jr and Charles a daughter Mary a sister and three grandchildren. Funeral Mass at Sacred Heart Church Sharon followed by burial in St Rose Cemetery Sharon.
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Margaret St
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Passing of Mrs Elizabeth Atsberg at 90
Elizabeth Atsberg 90 of 38 Pasadena Ave Youngstown died June 21 at South Side Hospital She was born November 8 1870 in Weathersfield and lived here all her life Her husband Lawrence died in 1949 She leaves three sons Thomas Lewis Howard Lewis and Jay Lewis a daughter Mrs J C Drummond a sister Mrs Sherman Smith a brother Richard Dreese and many grandchildren great grandchildren and great great grandchildren Funeral services were held June 26 Dr Paul W Gauss officiating Interment Tod Homestead Cemetery
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Pasadena Ave
Youngstown
South Side Hospital
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Mary Agne Creese
Weathersfield
Lawrence
Thomas Lewis
St. Petersburg
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Howard Lewis
Jay Lewis
Tampa
J. C. Drummond
Hubbard
Sherman Smith
Ormond Beach
Richard Dreese
Stoneboro
Paul W. Gauss
Tod Homestead Cemetery
James Miller of Brookfield Rites Held at Madasz
Funeral services for James Miller 86 of 829 Stewart Road Brookfield were held Monday at Madasz Funeral Home Brookfield with Rev. William Randall officiating. Burial followed in Brookfield Cemetery. He died Saturday at Sharon General Hospital after a two week admission. He was born June 4 1875 in Brookfield and spent his life there. He worked for the Brookfield Township trustees retiring in 1945. Surviving are four daughters seven grandchildren and four great grandchildren. His wife Ann and three sisters predeceased him.
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Stewart Road
Brookfield
Madasz
William Randall
Miller
Sharon General Hospital
Joseph
Kate Gould Miller
Ann
James Martin
Raymond Magee
Earl Gieger
Viola Rock
Funeral services for Nick Baciu in Warren
Nick Baciu 42 of Leavittsburg died Monday after a three month illness. Born August 27 1918 in Warren he was a Braceville transplant and member of the Braceville Volunteer Fire Department Trumbull County Defense United Commercial Travelers and secretary of the church council. He is survived by his wife Nellie Nicholas a daughter Bonnie four sisters and other relatives.
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Nick Baciu
Leavittsburg
Thomas Fitzgerald 68 Dies After Illness
Funeral services were held over June 22 for Thomas Fitzgerald of Forker Boulevard Shar on who died Monday, June 19 at St. Vincent Hospital, Erie. He was 68 and born in August.
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Forker Blvd
Sharon
St. Vincent Hospital
Erie
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Briefer Questions Superintendent Expenditure Motives
Attorney Steven E. Chuey signs a statement questioning the sincerity and adequacy of presenting the financial picture behind a proposed expenditure. He vows to continue seeking the true facts of the Superintendent's recommendations and the necessity of the outlay.
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Steven E. Chuey
Hubbard News Sparks Summer Exchange Ties and Big Prize Draw
A Hubbard area column recounts foreign exchange memories with the Patton family and a Navy visit. It notes next weekend's 35 teen visitors July 8 to 10 and a July picnic. An auto drawing winner, Mrs. Ray mond Kramer, will take a two week U S trip to California after misdraw.
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Wilson Patton
Japan
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David Patton
U.S
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Girard
Bell Wick Motors set 36 year Ford sales record
Bell Wick Motors Inc received Ford Motor Co congratulating them for a 36 year sales record. Ray Slavin, president, and staff were praised for making May the best Ford month since 1925 with 65 Ford cars and trucks sold, up 25 percent from April and 800 percent from a year earlier.
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Herod The Great at Hubbard's Palace Theater
Edward Purdom stars as Herod with Sylvia Lopez as Miriam in Herod The Great Allied Artists film. The biography era drama screens Friday through Sunday June 20 to July 2 with Tess of the Storm Country as co feature. Cartoon shorts begin at 7 10 p.m. and showtimes follow.
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Lee Philips
Wallace Ford
Jack Ging
Grace Miller White
20Th Century-Fox
Prison Breakout Recaptured While Hitchhiking
Thomas Kahill, who escaped from prison, was recaptured in Exeter after hitchhiking. He wore brown tweeds and flannel slacks reportedly taken from a scarecrow.
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