Play Gt Again Sam by Sam Bridgers
A spoof interview with Thurmond Hardrock College coach Clyde Mess Kaline promotes extreme drug use among football players. The piece mocks sports drug culture and includes names like Saigon Red Smith Killer Kannabis Muskogee University Oakie Joad and a failed 0-30 record with a Cambodian joke at the end.
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Texas Eyes Second Title In Storming Preseason
Texas stars like Bobby Wuensch and captain Bill Zapalac push for a second straight national crown. Coach and players note senior-heavy rosters, tough early tests against California and UCLA, and a rivalry with Ohio State as potential collision points this season.
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50 Years Of Football
Austin AP reports the Texas schoolboy football campaign begins its second 50 years this fall but will face its first loss attendance. Preliminary report lists 1,014 schools, but fewer will compete this season.
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Namath Silent Till Fans Boo Jets Giants Exhibition
Jets quarterback Joe Namath drew boos and handkerchiefs from 70,854 at Yale Bowl as New York lost 28 24 to the Giants in an NFL exhibition. Namath did not comment after the game while Fran Tarkenton starred for the Giants with three TD passes.
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ISAAP Club Meets Tonight
The Andrews High ISAAP Club will meet tonight at 8 in the Andrews cafeteria. The club welcomes anyone interested in Andrews athletics.
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Northeast and Ferndale Junior Highs Open Football Practice
Northeast begins light workouts Thursday at 2 p.m with players reporting to the gym in shorts football shoes and a T shirt. Health cards and insurance are required before practice. Ferndale holds organizational meetings today or Tuesday at 5 p.m in the gym led by coaches Ray Correll and Jerry Koontz.
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Avco Golf Classic Turmoil as Rain Delays Finish
In Sutton Massachusetts heavy rain halted the Avco golf classic with Billy Casper holding a one stroke lead after 54 holes. PGA officials planned to resume Monday or Tuesday while postponing scores and risking 75 percent of prize money as competitors trailed by one to two strokes.
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Redskins Aim To Improve Record Under Lombardi Echo
Pro Football Preview notes the Redskins seek a better 1970 after Lombardi’s influence last year. Son of history, Sonny Jurgensen remains the passing centerpiece with Charley Taylor and Jerry Smith as top targets, while Larry Brown and Charley Harraway lead the backfield.
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Terps Anticipate Improved Season
Roy Lester told the 1970 kickoff luncheon that 79 candidates report to Maryland football with no subversives expected. He downplayed Playboy speculation, expressed high hopes for a better season, and outlined a schedule including Villanova, Penn State, Syracuse, and ACC foes.
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