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Newspaper

Hershey Press

Location

Hershey, Pennsylvania, United States of America

Date

Nov 25, 1920

Page

5

Hummelstown Readers Send Visiting Guests and Local Notes

Local society spreads with Harrisburg and Elizabethtown visitors as church events and classes plan a Calico Social. A former Orpheum Theatre site becomes a feed store amid scarlet fever quarantines. Scouts seek funds, sports travel, and school rules require doctor’s notes for absences.

George Rodenheiser Claude Shumaker Harrisburg Franklin A. Zeider Railroad Street Harvey Buch Mary Elizabeth Elizabethtown Buch M. F. Nissley Oliver Deimler Deimler Chester Gates Indianapolis Indiana Mary Fox Samuel Arnold Pittsburgh Rutherford Heights U. E Ladies’ Aid Society Orpheum Theatre Amanda Yost Womelsdorf Agnes Conn Reformed Sunday School Cameron Avenue Robert S. Lower South Mountain

Man overboard tale aboard Atlantic ship humor

A passenger with a stutter seeks to talk to the captain but is dismissed until the captain suggests singing to speak. He then sings a toast about old friends and notes a punchline that the blooming cook has fallen overboard and is twenty miles behind, delivering the final twist.

Atlantic

One Can Never Tell Watch Dropped on Floor

A humorous exchange has two men debating whether a watch stopped after it dropped. One asks if the watch ceased functioning and the other confirms. The brief vignette highlights a casual conversation about a mishap and its presumed effect on the timepiece.

In Lost Love Dilemma Dubb Seeks Solver

LT explains to a friend that he has caused his relationship trouble by showering his girl with compliments. He fears she will grow conceited if he continues, yet worry remains that stopping will make her think he does not care.

Dubb

No Steak for Him Mr Henpeck Wots yer steak like ter day

A playful dialogue shows Mr Henpeck and Mrs Henpeck debating supper choices with humor about steak tripe and tenderness in a sentimental butcher scene. The exchange reflects domestic banter and culinary quirks in a lighthearted mood.

Quite Imaginary Professor Give Me An Example Of An Imaginary Spheroid

Student replies with a playful paradox roosters lay eggs though roosters are male. The exchange laughs at a math pun about imaginary shapes.

Scotchman's Scruples Over a Five Cent Cigar Offer

A salesman offers a box of cigars as a present to a Scotch buyer in Chicago. The buyer cites a rule against accepting gifts, then negotiates by buying the cigars for five cents. He ends by purchasing four boxes after a sniff, saying he can buy smokes elsewhere.

Herman Rausch Carnegie Institute of Technology Pittsburgh Babcock Carrie E. Hummel West Main Street William Flowers Harrisburg Frank Frantz C. H. Miller Herbert A. Schaffner Frank J. Schaffner Ninety-first Aero Squadron Dauphin County Franklin & Marshall College University of Pennsylvania Law School David R. Landis James Roat Hazel Trimmer Philadelphia William Roth Beagleside Farm Jo Mo Seaman North Railroad Street Women's Christian Temperance Anne Anna Cassel Harvey Engle Town Russell Gleim William McClolland Tharrisburg Mervin Holland Elershey Bertram L. Ream Elizabethtown Sarah Muth Ruth Kilmer Chestnut Street Auditorium J. A. Kilmer R. Donald Tarrisburg Chicago

Feeble remark fuels insurance surrender tale

The medical examiner notes feeble health as the applicant for insurance explains the agent nearly talked him to death before he surrendered. The exchange highlights the pressures of obtaining coverage and the applicant's cautious decision despite the agent's persistence.

Quite Right Radical Calls for Reform and Voice

A fragmented quotation centers on labor reform municipal reform and government reform. The speaker advocates broad systemic changes and voices concern over governance while mentioning the problematic term chloroform in a terse line.

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Hummelstown Round Top Alonso Fite Lancaster C. P. Haehnien Henry R. Brown Gratz Berrysburg Fishburn United Brethren Church Walter McCormick Hershey Fred McCall Lester Hoerner Milton Hoerner Poplar Avenue A. S. Lehman Annie B. Nye Ruff’s Hall Mary Wheeler Legrange Minnieh Scranton George Fromm Aldus H. Eby Reading Myr George A. Zellers St. Petersburg Florida Jacob S. Shope Ivan Cunningham Los Angeles California Mary Myra Scbersole Alvin Zimmerman Flarrisburg Gissinger and Son Starrisburg William Bale Camel Shamokin William Shuey Harry Holler Leroy Holler Easton Lehigh-Lafayette Allan Reformed Church J.W. Grande Methodist Episcopal Church C. C. Haehnlen Henry R. Bowen Pishburn Department Store Hershey, Pa
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