Innocent at Large and Humorous Anecdotes Unite
A Philadelphia youth in Seattle 1909 buys a gift for his mother and jokes about using bits of money. The excerpt blends The Scrap Book tale with verses by James Whitcomb Riley and a tale from Lippincott's about a cat in a medical operation, reflecting lighthearted nostalgia.
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Philadelphia
Seattle
Cleveland Leader
Mixed Metaphors and Elocution Laughter at Kensington School
A Kensington school elocution period sparks laughter as a high grader misquotes poets and confuses lines about women in hours of ease. The Philadelphia Times notes similar humor from a New Case of English Humor referencing a southern tale of a man named Yarrow and a jail sentence aided by Mr. Brown.
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Kensington
Philadelphia Times
Yarrow
Brown
The Highest Court at Altman Town Mock Appeal
Tom Bagwell, serving as justice of the peace in Altman, a town perched 12,000 feet above sea level, fined a disorderly character 10 dollars plus costs. The fined man said he would appeal, but the court declared this the highest court in the United States and barred any appeal.
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Tom Bagwell
Altman
Operation of Justice
United States
Prisoner Escapes In Reading Window Visit
Old colored man Joe, long employed by the Gordons, appears at a Reading home during dinner. He recounts Harve Gordon’s fate after a Fort Smith shooting and a woman’s life sentence, claiming she did not stay her term.
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Due
Gordons
Joe
Reading
Tor
Mr. Giordon
Old Joe
Mr. Gordon
Harve
Fort Smith
Mr. ‘Gordon
National Monthly
Clerical Conundrum and Desert Sand Joke
A humorous excerpt features Archbishop Whitely posing and answering a riddle about starving in the desert. He explains a man can eat sand, then jokes Noah sent Ham and his descendants, while another quip notes a man soaked in happiness likely carried a heavy load.
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Archbishop Whitely
Willing to Aid in Cigar Guidance Exchange
A brief dialogue shows one speaker insisting on being taught to smoke a cigar and another offering to demonstrate after declaring the first’s method wrong. The exchange centers on instruction and a challenge to correct technique.
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