Just So The Onion Differs From The Peach
A Kansas City Journal verse notes the Onion and the Peach differ in tone and rhyme. It suggests few sing or cry in verse about the onion while fortune favors those aligned with it, implying loyal friends stay strong for the onion.
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Kansas City Journal
Imagination Tethered by Posters in a Circus Query
A Washington Star dialogue revolves around a designer who avoids going to circuses or shows. He explains his work on billboard pictures shapes his imagination and keeps him from attending performances. The exchange jokes about the irony of a designer never visiting the circus.
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Washington Star
Finding Out Which Mother Entertained Guests
A brief New York Globe snippet shows a mother hosting guests and asking Willie about cake or pie as the small son jokes he forgot what he was sold, capturing a playful domestic moment.
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Willie
New York Globe
A Society Romance and Sure Sign in Brief
A Society Romance depicts a would be perfect courtship with reminders of imperfection as the beloved notes his nine dollar weekly pay. A Sure Sign item contrasts weather talk with a stubborn umbrella quip, noting anticipated rain despite assurances.
Learn to say me As through the world you go
A compact quip from the Kansas City Journal urging polite speech and restraint. The piece favors choosing considerate phrases over blunt refusals and suggests a clever reframing to avoid the word nope.
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Kansas City Journal
His Choice In Idle Nation Debate
A fragment from an exchange contrasts idol status with idle life, reflecting a tension between public fame and personal fulfillment despite being among the nation's attention. The remark questions whether one can be content with obscurity rather than idolization.
How I Stayed Awake at Diggs Lectures
A Birmingham Age-Herald fragment recalls a student dwarfing boredom in Professor Diggs lectures. The joke centers on his wife forcing attendance and his feigned sleep as a humorous coping tactic. The quip reflects campus life and student humor of the era.
Fragmented comic quip on justice eye shadowing in cartoons
A fragment from a Philadelphia Bulletin and Indianapolis Star item mocks biased justice portrayals. It questions why Lady Justice is depicted with a bandage, suggesting lawyers have blinded the poor. The tone is satirical and newspaper-like.
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Little
Proposed Texas constitutional amendment for conservation districts
Senate Joint Resolution No. 12 proposes adding Section 1g to Article 16 to declare natural resources public rights and duties, authorize creation of conservation and reclamation districts with corporate powers, enable bonded indebtedness and taxes, and set election procedures for August 21, 1917, with funding of $5,000 for proclamation, publication, and election.
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Senate
State of Texas
State of
Texas
C.J. Bartlett
Secretary of
Substitute For Nasty Calomel Advise Dodson’s Liver Tone
Local druggists report a sharp drop in calomel sales as Dodson’s Liver Tone gains popularity. They praise its safety and effectiveness for liver sluggishness and constipation, noting a money back guarantee and pleasant taste for both children and adults.
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Dodson
Déodson
Residence Lots For Sale In Best City Areas
I offer building sites for white buyers in premier city sections at reasonable prices. Options include half or whole blocks on Magnolia and Cedar, north half of block 157, five lots total, and a corner lot on the east side with shade trees. Two remaining undeveloped lots for sale. Contact J Felton Lane for prices and details.
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Magnolia
Cedar
Algo
J. Felton Lane
Grove's The Old Standard General Tonic Claims
The ad promotes Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic as a general tonic with quinine and iron. It asserts benefits for the liver malaria defense blood enrichment and overall system support. Price listed is 50 cents.
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Grove
Unknown heirs cited in Hancock land suit in Robertson County
Writ commands unknown heirs of H C Hancock deceased to appear at Robertson County District Court Franklin Texas on June 11 1917 to answer a petition filed November 29 1916 in a land dispute involving land described as Carroll Anderson 320 acres and John Reid survey 122 3 4 acres. Plaintiff W F Corn claims fee simple title to lands in Robertson and Leon counties. defendants may have colorable interest from deeds of record but plaintiff asserts they have been divested. Notice to publish weekly for eight weeks in Hearne Democrat.
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H. C. Hancock
District Court
Robertson County
Texas
Franklin
A. D
W. EF. Corn
John W. Lane
Callie Lane
W J. Gannull
Julia Gamrmill
James Allard
Lula Allard
W. H. Hunt
Kittie Hunt
J. J. Whitlock
HI. C. Mancock
John Reid
Carroll F. Anderson
Reid
Elledge
H.C. Hancock
Mr. C. Hancock
F. C. Hancock
Arthur Hays
Ranklin
Hotz. Artitur Hays
Sloan's Liniment For Rheumatism
Sloan's Liniment relieves rheumatism pains and aches with a clean liquid that penetrates quickly. It eases strains sprains and muscle soreness and is ready for gout lumbago toothache backache stiff neck and other external pains. Available at druggists for 25 cents.
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Sloan
Lemolac replaces calomel with pleasant tasting substitute
A newspaper advertise Lemolac as a non giping non salivating liquid medicine with a money back guarantee. It claims Lemolac pleases all ages including babies and sells for 50 cents through J. L. Hazlett Drug Co. Also note an ad for houses for sale by P. L. Brady Sr with monthly balance terms.
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J. L. Hazlett Drug Co. P
Quinine tonic ad claims laxative and calm effect
An old advertising blurb promotes LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE as better than ordinary quinine, noting it does not cause nervousness or ringing in the head and urging readers to remember the full name and look for E. W. GROVE signature, price 25 cents.
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E. W. Grove
Land for sale near Hearne in 598 acres details
For sale 598 acres of land near Hearne Texas. For further particulars apply to J Felton Lane Hearne Texas.
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Hearne
J. Felton Lane
Texas
Wall's Catarrh Cure and Hall's Family Pills Ad
Catarrh cannot be cured with local applications as the disease is constitutional. Wall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is a prescribed tonic and purifier, claimed to produce wonderful results with testimonials available. F. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo Ohio endorse and sell through druggists.
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Wall
Hall
F. J. Cheney& CO
Props
Toledo
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