Quotations and a Punchline on Language and Marriage
A collage of aphorisms on language by famous thinkers contrasts with a joke about a husband deceiving his wife. The humor hinges on a pun about a wife digging up the husband’s past as she recalls daily dimes for rides and his wandering, spending.
Calendar quirks and a Christmas joke page
A jumble of notes discusses calendar differences from Julian to World Calendar with a 6 January London landing in Belgrade and Christmas dates. It includes a World Calendar promotion and a light corny joke about a new clerk and a baby named Carol.
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London
Belgrade
Yugoslavia
War Trend and the Gasoline Supply
An editorial warns motorists to use cars and tires conservatively as gasoline demand remains high in wartime. It notes European and Pacific theater fuel needs and cautions that a supply relief is uncertain, while others stress limited tires and repairs and a fragile transportation system. Local notices follow about community leaders, servicemen, and social items.
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Dallas Time-Herald
Europe
Germany
European
Pacific
Japan
Isles
Indies
County wide school system proposed in Mason
Mason Co News reports Junior Chamber members choose Harold Schmidt as president and back a plan to create a county wide school system. A committee will study consolidation with hopes to present a report to county residents and possibly host the Jaycee region convention in Mason in October.
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Mason
Mason Co. News
Junior Chamber of Commerce
Harold Schmidt
Jaycees
Walter Martin
Schmidt
Milton Loeffler
Clinton Schulze
Ray Durst
Milton Brandenberger
Aug. Schmidt
Martin
Aged Ewes Wanted and Local Sale Notices
Aged Ewes wanted for Eastern and Northern markets by Jimmie Evers contact 520W. Apples and pears advertised for sale while supplies last from Pecan Belt Nursery Fredericksburg Route 1. Local humorous exchange about a hair cut during company time.
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Jimmie Evers
Pecan Belt Nursery
Fredericksburg
Route 1
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