Hangover Panthers Announce Fantastical Baseball Lineup
The Hangover Panthers travel to Flushing to face the Nude York Yankees in an April 31 exhibition. Starting nine include Kenny Tinkle at first, Ken Old Young at second, Tommy Bicker at short, Chubs Shoecat at third, Bruce Seabert left, L J Tyler center, Sparky Cassin right, Jim Gaunt catching, and Gerry Haffer pitching. Coach Blob Paperseled. Organizational shakeups bring Red Auerbach to basketball, Ara Parseghian to football, and a push for 100 scholarships each sport, signaling a dramatic campus shift. President John Horne backs the changes as Hangover enters a new era.
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York Yankees
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Wives And Cragmont To Capture Crowns
Preseason intramural predictions crown Faculty Wives and Cragmont Inmates as top contenders in their leagues. Key players named include Mrs Lawn Mower and Mrs Stanley Trottin for Faculty Wives, and Cragmont Inmates led by a wild, high scoring style aiming for the league title.
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Cragmont
Stanley
Longest Golf Match and Notable Distances Listed
Report notes the longest golf match on May 31, 1963 between Irving Plaster and Myron Floyd. It claims a 40 foot oak replica produced by The Longest Match in the World Co. Inc and cites extraordinary drives and putts across sites in Pennsylvania California and Texas.
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Irving Plaster
Myron Floyd
U. S
Arthur Scrutan
Pebble Beach
California
Potrezebia
Texas
A.E.M. Memorial Country Club
First to sail 175 inches vault ends in crash at Sam's
Greatest Milton Whoopie of Southeast Iowa Tech in Cedar Rapids becomes the first pole vaulter to clear 175 inches. He launches with a long run in Sam's tavern, clears the bar, then smashes into the wall mirror. He quips that the whiskey made him feel frisky.
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Milton Whoopie
Iowa Tech
Cedar Rapids
Iowa
Moments In Sports Odd Misstep and Record Jump
George Peabody of the Cincinnati White Legs was embarrassed by singing tenor while the team faced the St. Louis Red Bolds. He reassured fans after the band paused that it would not recur. Walter Jenkins of Moscow University of the Midwest reportedly set a broad jumping mark and made a humorous remark on his prowess.
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St. Louis Red Bolds
George
Walter Jenkins
Moscow University
Midwest
Ralph Boston
Jenkins
Snodgrass Refused Admission to Hangover College
Snodgrass, a 70 inch center from Mudville SD, was denied admission due to scholarship limits. Head Athletic Director Don Muck notes no athletic scholarships would be granted, citing Hangover College aims and policies. Snodgrass had led his high school to a state title with 1326 points and a 39.0 point average, enhancing the prospect of joining Hangover College.
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Snidley Snodgrass
Mudville
South Dakota
Hangover College
Snodgrass
UCLA
Horne
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Tommy Bicker
Chubs
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Blob Aebersold
Bruce Seabert
L. J. Tyler
Sparky
Cassin
Jim
Yogi” Gaunt
Yogi
Yogi Bear
Gerry Haffer
Seled
Batboy
Johnie, Horne
Hangover Panthers
Glenny Bonsetti
Ditch” Strict
Arnold “Red” Auerbach
Don Much
Boston Celtics
Ara Parseghian
Notre Dame University
Ara
Notre Dame
Nude York Yankees
Cragmont Maulers Is
Los Angeles Rams
Indianapolis Indians
Muscatatuck Monsters
Madison
St. Louis Red Boids
Tex Maule
Panther League
Jeff Silson
Skip Stretch
Louise
Mary Lu
Walt “Atlas
Papersoled
Hangover League
Bonsetti
Glenn
Prof. Shrewder
Marve Lawson
Lucille
Helen
Cornelia
Wilma
John Squirrelly
Hangover Professors
Mary Louise Sitton
Glenn Bonsetti
Blasters
Arnie Palmer
Jay Groeber
Shady Deal Country Club
Pottstown
Pennsylvania
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