Grocer Weighs Odd Lot With Baby On Scale
A grocer weighed a flatiron curling tongs a French novel and coffee in one pile then weighed a baby to balance the beam He notes this happens when customers lack scales and joke about weighing a newborn. The scene is recounted with humor and a jab at political praise from a lobbyist in a separate exchange.
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New York Sun
Minard's Liviment Co. Distemper Case Noted
A customer reports a severe distemper case in a valuable horse traced to Minard's Tiniment. The letter from Vilandif Freres notes business concerns and a birthday exchange with Mr Crisp, while a separate scene references a decorative expert and restaurant billing.
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Minard’s
Liviment Co
Minard
Tiniment
King Edward's Horse Imperial Regiment Defined
An article details King Edward's Horse, the imperial regiment formed after the South African War to unite overseas dominions. It recruits from abroad, with detachments in London and Liverpool and aims to link imperial forces, educate young colonials, and foster transfer among allied regiments across the Empire.
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England
Edward
Own Canadian Rifles
King
King’s
OverSes Dominions Regiment
Imperial Service
King George
Prince of Wales
H. Fortescue
7Th Lancers
King Edwards Horse
British Guiana
Great Britain
Dominions
British Isles
Kkngland
Australian Light Horse
Cape Light Horse
Canada
Princess Lonixe New Brunswick Hussars
King Edward's Horse
Australia
Isles
King Edward
Nature fakes on cobra music debunked by English scientist
An English scientist studying cobras in India contends tales of the reptile loving music are false. He notes high pitched noises can draw the cobra out, while bass drums and flutes have no effect. He also dismisses claims of the snake fascinating birds with its eyes as imaginary.
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India
Kent to the Point and the Lord’s sharp retort
A Lord Tenterden style exchange recalls a county magistrate asked about a pension. The magistrate evasively answered with a boiled chicken remark, provoking a firm demand to say yes or no without delay.
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Tenterden
Dener
Rawine
St. James Gazette
Poultry Notes and Farm Management Tips Read in 1900
Practical poultry guidance stresses plan for winter stock and feed. Keep hens dry with stored barley and plan bedding, raise poultry houses off the ground with sand or gravel, and avoid crossing two breeds. Use trap nests to sort layers, supply varied grain green feed grit shells and coal, and maintain space for healthy hens.
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Beth
Mrs Hutchins of Dunham Healed by Kidney Pills
In Dunham Quebec Mrs G M Hutchins suffers rheumatism neuralgia and lumbar pain but after six boxes of Dodd s Kidney Pills she reports a complete cure. She claims kidney disease caused her ailments and that the pills cured them quickly, from backache to Bright s disease.
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Dodd
Bright
Dr Thomas Eolestere Gil Endorsed For Athletes
An Ohio or Kentucky newspaper ad extols Dr Thomas Eolestere Gil as a superior muscle lubricant for athletes. It claims the product keeps sinews pliable relieves soreness and strengthens for strains, with long-time user testimony. The piece also includes a casual jab about table nuts and free lunch offerings.
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Thomas’ Eolestere Gil
Fruit-a-tives touted as cure for intestinal paralysis
Promoted as a tonic for the liver, Fruit-a-tives claims to restore bile flow and relieve obstinate constipation by strengthening the liver. Advertised as a fruit juice remedy available at 50c a box or 6 for $2.50, with a 25c trial box, from Fruit-a-tives Limited in Ottawa.
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Ottawa
Stand-patter vs insurgent a New York quip
A witty New York American quip defines a stand-patter as someone who will eat corned beef hash every morning for three weeks without protest. An insurgent is one who rebels and demands chops at least once in that period.
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Boardem
Peculiar Comic Snippets and Old Time Ads
A collage of quirky quotes and old advertisements. Contains a Life magazine line about renting a bike and Parmjee’s Vegetable Pills promising gentle yet powerful stomach relief. Also humorous exchanges about Scots propriety and a New York marriage quip, ending with a Detruit Free Press remark on a giggling partner.
A Mother's Endorsement of Baby's Own Tablets
A letter from Mrs. Nicholas of Rogersville urges mothers to use Baby's Own Tablets for constipated children. She claims the tablets regulate bowels improve sleep appetite and growth and asks for a second box. The product is sold 2 cents per box under a guarantee and distributed by Dr Williams Medicine Co Brockville Ont. A humorous railway station remark about listing Newport stands in the context.
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Nicholas “Breau
Rogersville
Tam
el Medicine
Dr. Williams Medicine Co
Brockville
Ont
Hot Weather Sparks Mortgage Talk at Small Farm
The proprietor at Stubbbiecrest Farm jokes that the heat is the reason for their financial strain. Bert Tophet disputes the claim and jokes about counting the mortgage, reflecting a light rural exchange on a sweltering day.
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Stubbbiecrest Farm
Lizzard
America
Bert Tophet
Enywar
Gage
Murine Eve Remedy Ad and Humorous Store Exchange
An old advertisement touts Murine Eve Remedy promising relief for red weak weary watery eyes with a trustful tone. A department store scene features a flirtatious hammock stock exchange with a floorwalker remarking about guaranteeing a hammock only if the buyer is handsome. A side note mentions a husband persuading his wife to buy a character hat and laughs about it.
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Murine
Eve Remedy Co
Toronto
Imagining Flight and Parental Interruption at Home
A conversation on aviation develops on a street corner as neighbors envision future air travel with an aviator rising above the car envelope and observing the earth. A sharp interruption from a commanding female figure ends the speculation as the man on the steps heads inside. The page also crosscuts to a joke about warts and corns, ending with a family quip about hairs and numbers.
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Oran
Henry
Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia
A clipped society snippet notes Minard's Liniment advertised to relieve neuralgia. A humorous exchange about an alfresco performance and English plays is referenced with casual local color. The dialogue includes stray lines about a small domestic scene and a cigarette incident, ending with a note on Knicker-Bread being sold by weight.
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New York Sun
Man about to wed claims never kissed a girl
A Detroit Free Press exchange notes a New York man aged 40 about to marry saying he has never kissed a girl. The remark prompts disbelief that such a man would reach marriage without a kiss.
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New York
Detroit Free Press
Daughter’s Marriage Brings Alimony Of Six Hundred Monthly
Mrs A asks about her daughter's nuptials and Mrs B confirms the union turned out well with six hundred dollars in monthly alimony.
Arthur and Jack discuss love and money in Boston Transcripts
In a Boston Transcript snippet Arthur asks if she loves him. Jack replies yes and recalls a line where he said he had no money to marry, and she asked if he could borrow some.
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Arthur
Jack
Boston Transcript
Falfan Sparks Silence Over Wild Pitcher
The scene centers on Mr. Falfan angrily urging a pitcher to calm down while Mrs. Falfan expresses shock and disbelief at the pitcher’s behavior. Their exchange captures a tense moment in a game depicted with period dialogue and emphasis.
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Mr. Falfan
Mrs. Falfan
George
Puck
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Yours Truly, Vilandif Freres
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Chicago Tribune
Oeston Transcript
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