It Is Criminal to Neglect the Skin and Hair
An advertisement urges care for skin and hair with Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment. It claims improved complexion, soft hands, and healthy hair and offers a free 32 page booklet on skin and scalp treatment from Cuticura, Dept. 5M Boston USA.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dts
Boston
U.S A
Pronunciation of Lieut. Said by Chinese official and court interpreter
A Chinese official asks how to pronounce Lieut the court interpreter replies unsure but guesses loot. The Baltimore Tall Actor notes Rodney felt awful performing to empty seats while the Little Thespian quips empty seats don’t throw things.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Baltimore
Rodney
Pear tree in Lowes toft garden enters third bloom season
A pear tree in a Lowes toft garden has bloomed and fruited this season, now making a third show of blossom.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Leason
Lowestoft
Dialogue Snippet Reflects Satirical Wordplay and Time Paradox
A brief, fragmented exchange features Mike and Grace discussing intention and time. Grace replies Yes, my present a future so to speak in a satirical tone. The snippet resembles a playful, cryptic dialogue rather than a full article.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mike
Grace
Father and Son Confrontation Cited in Satire
A satirical exchange depicts a father accusing a young man of kissing his daughter and demanding an answer. The young man responds with brief defiance, leaving the scene framed as a social confrontation rather than a violent incident.
The Man Who Won't Rock the Boat
A sharp memory of a solitary man who prefers steady waters over disruption. He rolls with quiet humor, steering clear of chaos and keeping aims and purpose clear.
Homeowner Claims Mortgage Transferred to Vehicle
A resident states they transferred the mortgage on their house to a new car, prompting questions about loan ownership and legality. Authorities caution that such transfers are not standard and require formal documentation.
Willie Paw and the age of discretion pun
Quote from the Cincinnati Enquirer on Willie-Paw contrasting youth pleasure with aftereffects. The remark defines discretion as the era when enjoying life brings next day consequences.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Willie
Paw
Cincinnati Enquirer
My husband cured himself by drinking buttermilk What did he have
A brief item notes a man claimed to cure his ailment by drinking buttermilk as reported by the Chicago Record Herald. The piece presents a dramatic home remedy without medical confirmation or details.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago Record Herald
Ma Ezka Williams
Belleville
Kane
Three-Dollar Bill and the Opera Hat Hoax
A vivid tale follows Fred T. Dubois, a former merchant and senator, who, with only three dollars and a sharp suit, elevates himself at a theater. A chance encounter after intermission leads to a decisive business deal that rewrites his fortunes, illustrating how presentation can attract wealth.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Alexander the Great
Fred T. Dubois
Almehouse
Michigan Avenue
Fred
Dubois
Irish recruit bawled at by inspector over feet
A police inspector scolds an Irish recruit O Connor for awkward feet in line drill. The scene shows the sergeant demanding instant discipline and shouting about maintaining ranks. The excerpt ends with a humorous aside about Pat Murphy and lawn mowing.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
O'Connor
O Connor
Pat Murphy
Letter riddle about playful alphabet nicknames
A snippet from Tit-Bits presents questions about letters with punny group names The Bees Seas Eas I s Jays Eliz Ones Tease and Wise Only the phrasing remains as a humorous wordplay item without a broader context
Insurance office refuses to insure pedestrians
A man visits an insurance office to insure his life but when asked about modes of travel he replies he cycles and drives none. The agent then apologizes that they no longer insure pedestrians, leaving the man with no coverage option.
Born Candidate Willis and the uproar in Brooklyn Life
Willis is suggested as a future candidate with talk of a race after nominations. The piece notes intense local reaction, using vivid language and claims about sleepless stamina, referencing the Brooklyn Life profile.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Willis
Gillis
Brooklyn
Dr Kell’s Dysentery Cordial Promises Quick Relief
Campaigning against cholera like summer complaints, the ad urges prompt use of Dr Kell ogres Dysentery Cordial. It claims the medicine never fails to cure and that users report rapid, thorough relief from pain and illness.
Pink Pills Said to Strengthen Nerves by Feeding Blood
An advertisement claims Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People rebuild nervous strength by nourishing blood. It cites pale nerves linked to illnesses like sciatica and neuralgia and includes a testimonial from Mrs Job Palmer of Fenelon Falls Ontario about relief after two months of use. The ad notes sales by medicine dealers and mail order options from The Dr Williams Medicine Co Brockville Ont.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Williams
Job Palmer
Fenelon Falls
Canada’s Pulpwood Prices Rise Post Export Ban 1911
The Quebec prohibition on exporting pulpwood from Down lands raises prices across the dominion. A leading trade paper notes a one dollar per cord rise, with the Forestry Branch reporting Ontario up twenty cents per cord and Nova Scotia and New Brunswick up about twenty to twenty two cents. The report also discusses saw mill waste as a potential pulp source and limited current usage by three integrated firms.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Quebec
Forestry
Department of the Interior
Onebee
Lets Have This High Cost of Living Question
A Kansas City Journal columnist notes the campaign orator calls the cost of living a serious question and presses for an answer amid a heated audience exchange. The piece captures political rhetoric and public concern over economic strain.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kansas City Journal
Cuba’s fertile soil yields large vegetables and year round crops
The soil of Cuba is very fertile with cabbages weighing around 2 pounds. Lettuce matures in about five weeks, radishes in 14 to 18 days, corn can provide three crops per year, and sweet potatoes grow year round. All vegetables prosper in Cuban soils.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cuba
Then and Now in Boston Transcript Style
A brief quip notes a wife forgiving her husband for past frictions. The exchange suggests growth and reconciliation between a couple, with casual humor about old dress tearing and purchases. The line captures a light domestic moment reflecting personal history and renewed harmony.
World's Largest Fish Hatchery Rising in Kansas
L William Thavis reports in Popular Mechanics that Pratt Kansas hosts a colossal hatchery planned by the Kansas Legislature costing 150000. The one mile by quarter mile facility will hold 100 ponds six feet deep, with a 5 foot dam across the Whinnescah River and a 10 acre supply lake fed by 2 inch pipes to each pond.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pratt
Kansays
William Thavis
Popular Mechanics
Kansas
Kansas Fish Hatchery
The Celestial Surgeon Poem Excerpt by Stevenson
A fragment from Robert Louis Stevenson reflects on happiness and a call to awaken the spirit. The speaker contemplates failing in duties to humanity and asks for divine to stab the heart into wakefulness through beauty and suffering.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Robert Louis Stevenson
Willie the Bishop Reveals Surprising Persona
A Rhode Island bishop named William N Mee is described as a bachelor with a sister who manages his household. An anecdote recalls a tailor request for trouser pressing and a messenger sent to his residence. The boy delivering the message recognizes the bishop and exclaims in astonishment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
William N. Mee
Rhode Island
Willie
The Red Rose Rent at Zion Church of Manheim
A church at Manheim Pennsylvania pays an annual rent of one red rose. The deed dated 1772 granted land to Zion Evangelical Lutheran Church with a clause that the rent remains a red rose each June forever. The peculiar arrangement reflects colonial era gifts transforming into a lasting tradition.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Manheim
Pennsylvania
Stilegel
Zion Evangelical Lutheran Church
Henry William Stiegel
Self Made Man Comment Echoes From Senate Pension Hearing
Dr Mary Walker known for wearing masculine attire exited the Senate pensions committee room after remarks on a linked bill. Senator Bob Taylor of Tennessee quipped as she left that there goes the only self-made man in history.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mary Walker
Senate Committee On Pensions
Bob Taylor
Tennessee
Current Fashions Prompt Social Gaffe at Capitol
A tale from the nation’s capital concerns the hobble skirt's rise in fashion. A well dressed visitor, sans card, asks to see a Connecticut Avenue hostess. Bridget the new servant alerts the mistress that the guest is “in h- shape,” prompting alarm and misgivings about social norms.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Connecticut Avenue
Bridget
She Would Keep Him Busy By Mrs Forbes Robertson Hale
A Washington Star snippet quotes a suffragette tale where a henpecked husband is pressed to change his ways. The wife replies in sharp banter about his stubbornness and resolve, as the exchange ends with her assertive comeback.
When a Millionaire Dies Reveals Tax Valuation Mystery
A note on wealthy decedents shows typical estates worth around $100,000 with taxes assessed on a valuation near $26,060. The remark hints at the disparity between total estate value and tax assessments in such cases.
Life’s unequal pay shown in a quirky workers note
A short, humorous observation contrasts the busy nicolo player with the idle bass drummer who loafs two thirds of the time, noting they receive the same pay despite differing effort.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Niccolo
Seed of a Hope in the Wonder Garden Poem
The speaker speaks to a neighbor about a seed planted in a fair garden where Wonder grows. The seed carries a tear and a hope known to God, covered by petals of a Wild Rose, asking if it will bloom with the beloved’s sun and pardon. The poem questions whether the garden will perish or if the memory of a kiss will nurture growth.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bevan
Strand
Waterloo Bridge
Betty
Lady Hennessey
Mr. Dynecourt
Sliver
Mr. Bevan
Dynecourt
Sir Miles
Miles
Wonder Garden
Arden
Charles F. Lummis
Progressive party joke about changing partners after each game
A Detroit Free Press quip questions the progressive party by calling it a joke where partners change after every game, playfully mixing politics with slang about sports teams.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Progressive Party
Detroit Free Press
Lead production and import shifts in the United States
Lead production in the United States last year reached one billion pounds, up forty million from 1910. Imports totaled 180 million pounds, down thirty seven million from the previous year, reflecting changes in national supply.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
United States
University President Faces Freshman Exam Fear
The ailing university president tells his wife of a nightmare about the trustees demanding he pass the freshman admission exam. His pallid face, tremulous lips, and hunted look hint at a nervous breakdown, while Youth's Companionship notes the moment as a glimpse into strain among leaders.
Also Mentioned on This Page
Alieon Oooring
Mr. Lamer
Mr Tritton
Sir George Hennesley
Mr Soames
Mr. Tritton
Foger
Oxford Street
Artia
Mount Olympus
Ww. N. U
Boris
Bulgaria
Elizabeth
Roumania
Minard
Canada
The
Forestry Branch
Jack
Boston Transcript
Esau
OK E
ASL Carr
Oshawa
Ont
Winnipeg
Calgary
Edmonton
St.w
Saskatoon
Moose Jaw
Lethbridge
Whitiock & Marlett
Northern Trusts Company
Ontario Veterinary College
Temperance Street
Toronto
University of Toronto
Department of Agriculture
of Ontario College
A. A. Grange
V.S
Ahk
Doctor Pierce
Dr. Pierce
Pierce
E Wiis, Esq