How It's Done. Lady and Clerk Debate Shoe Size
A humorous exchange unfolds as a lady asks for size three shoes while the clerk quizzes her to confirm three possible meanings. The joke pivots on homographs and clerical caution.
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Newspaper
Greeley Republican
Location
Greeley, Colorado, United States of America
Date
Jul 10, 1912
Page
3
A humorous exchange unfolds as a lady asks for size three shoes while the clerk quizzes her to confirm three possible meanings. The joke pivots on homographs and clerical caution.
A jumble of retailer pitches and personal notices across the town, including clothing sales at Condon's and Sherwin-Williams Paris green, loan offers from McClenahan, hardware and wagon items from Pioneer Cash Hardware and Gates, travel and visits among residents like Miss Blanche Irons, Mrs. Joyner, and Mr. and Mrs. Tidball, with assorted local business and professional personnel noted.
Mrs M B Skaggs travels home after visiting Mrs Alta Hamman and Mrs A K Ludiow. Mrs Ella Nelson of Corydon Iowa and Mrs B J Skinner of Bartlesville Oklahoma depart after visiting W L Harris and wife. Paul A Wallace of Salem Oregon returns home after visiting relatives A J Park and family. Louie Haller and family head to Alma Kansas after visiting his sisters Mrs W T Watson and Mrs J F Frye. The Cameron sisters and guests Grace and Elizabeth Williams take a car trip to Estes Park. Sherwin Williams Paris green praised by local dealers for a decade without complaints. D R McArthur Co Miss Nettie Rouse and Miss Jessie Littrell of Nelson Nebraska in town en route east from Cam field where they ranch. Mrs Brigan due from Illinois to visit J F Smith and daughters Anna Carrie Eula. Mrs Luella Stewart and baby Beatrice go to Ault to settle there after five years in town. K K Mayer of Denver visits with daughter Maxine, returning tonight. Mrs Alice Beckwith moves to a new home on Ninth Avenue. An automobile party from Longmont includes EB Montgomery and wife Charles Kistler and J M Denio and wife Ruth and Wilbur Kistler. The Colony Investment Co location at 812 Ninth Avenue offers park views and services in insurance and real estate. Mrs W J Rowe and daughter Mabel visit C Rugh Ranch on the Poudre, Fort Collins stop en route. Miss Nell Chestnut and Miss Ida Bishop plan six week trip to California leaving Sunday. J J Neill to take over Potato Growers Commission Company duties July 15 at Greeley Lucerne and Gill warehouses. formerly in Ohio for twenty years.
A son Severance was born July 10 to Mr and Mrs Albert Pennington six miles east of Greeley. A daughter was born this morning to Mr and Mrs Fred King one mile north of the same area.
Gilcrest reports road work to divert traffic between Denver and Greeley through Gilcrest. Teams are building and grading the new highway, with tees and signage to guide motorists. The shorter route and sandless surface are cited as advantages as traffic increases from a few per days to ten or more.
Augusta Maine reports Lewis Albert Best of Kansas City remains missing after vanishing from a Lake Cobbesseecontee cottage last Sunday. A $2000 reward, dead or alive, born of a large search by hundreds of summer residents continues with diver work and Henry Pierce en route to oversee operations.
A humorous exchange from the Chicago News features a father urging his son to save part of a liberal allowance. The son responds that he has saved nearly 2,000 cigarette coupons as a form of savings.
Colorado Good Roads movement intensifies with aims to press for state bonds and county enabling acts. The August Denver convention will shape discussion as Roosevelts and regulars prepare for a fall campaign to elect pro good roads candidates.
Washington reports the Casement inquiry into abuses by English concessionaries against Indian rubber workers in Peru. State Department officials hold Casement’s findings, with the US acting as mutual friend to Britain and Peru as Peru seeks to erase the stain from twenty years of harmful practices.
A Sunday school teacher observes a hurried departure by a young girl and her brother, with the girl explaining they must go as the brother swallows a collection. The item notes a sale for less than cost and mentions unloading the sixth car of Sherwin-Williams Paris green shipped to the company in the past three years and D. R. McArthur & Co.
Mrs. T. Hoya butchie, wife of a Japanese East Eaton resident, attempted to frighten her husband by swallowing five poison tablets. The overdose nearly killed her, but a physician saved her life as she recovered. Her husband admitted jealousy over the dog and his kicking of the animal.
Judge G H Bradfield united Alfred Hecker and Mrs Nellie Hudson of Hastings Neb in a simple ceremony with only essential witnesses present. Other licenses issued in the past two days included Natividad Caldron and Francisca of Windsor Fred J Russell and Miss Bertha M Sappington of Redlich Nev and the licensing for the morning wedding.
A historical note explains the modern wedding custom of placing a ring on the left hand's third finger. It cites long held beliefs from ancient Egypt onward that this finger is linked to the heart by the vena amoris and endures disease longest, with alchemists using it to stir potions and as a life finger.
The Railway Age Gazette notes broken rails worsened since last January with 1,268 rails found by one road in sixteen days. The Chicago Examiner adds that despite a 49 percent rise in rail accidents, passenger and freight traffic grew far less, driving the danger higher. In the French West Indies households rely on candles due to kerosene lamp scarcity and high import duties.
Secretary of State James Pearce estimates the cost to publish initiated laws constitutional amendments and referred bills at 315203 dollars and four cents based on inches of text weekly papers counted at 84 cents per inch then 48 cents for the remaining four publications, saving about 300000 versus daily papers. He notes many signed petitions may have underestimated the expense to taxpayers.
Gilcrest considers buying an electric light plant from Hendrie Bolthoff of Denver. The town will decide tomorrow if the roughly $3,500 system will be financed over two to three years. A company representative spoke at a special meeting, as incorporation revenue begins February.
City Marshal D F Camp urges immediate weed cutting on private properties under city ordinance. Noncompliance may incur a fine and the city may perform the work and assess costs against the property.
The Borgmann reception lit with colored incandescents hosted about 100 guests from the Christian church Bible school. A Ladies Aid picnic at Island Grove park invited all church members and their husbands for lunch and supper. Esther Davis received a surprise visit from about 25 friends at her home. Hardanger club enjoyed embroidery and refreshments at Mrs. C J Kiley’s with Mrs. Calder hosting. Billi ken club met with Mrs. Nixon for a craft afternoon and evening refreshments. Western Slope students at the summer school held a picnic at Seely’s lake with about sixty five in attendance and wagons transporting them there.
The Milliken town board approved a bond ordinance for a $12,500 water works project funded by Henry Wilcox & Son of Denver. Bids show Charles A. Smith is contractor, with an extra 30 days delay granted to start work due to bond issues. The system will use a well already owned by the municipality. A special meeting is set for next Wednesday to sign the bonds.
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