Advice on Choir Singing and Family Property Tale
The piece imitates Josh Billings advice with humorous mispellings on choir singing through giggling and posture, interwoven with a mock sentimental ballad note about the Home of My Childhood and a tangled inheritance dispute ending with a lawyer suggested. It mocks social manners and legal entanglements in a comic, antiquated voice.
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The Sabbath and its Necessity for Nations and Individuals
The essay argues the Sabbath guards spiritual health and national purity. It cites medical doctors and historical examples showing weekly rest improves vigor and productivity. It links Sabbath observance to prosperity, avoiding idolatry, and even outlines political implications for 1880 elections.
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Muzzy
Ohio
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Five Years For Texas Murderer Greer In Frenzied Crimes
John Greer, who killed his uncle at Pattison and Constable Lewis Cooper in a confrontation, was sentenced in Hempstead to five years in the penitentiary. The case sparked calls for harsher punishment and critique of “frenzy” defenses amid public outrage. The piece also notes sensational claims from Chicago Times about Ben Butler offering Wisconsin farmland to migrating Black citizens.
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Attempted bank robbery foiled at Pittsburg bank
Two men burst into the Workingmen's Savings bank on Ohio Street Allegheny. Bookkeeper absent, cashier Geo I Walter faced a revolver and wrestled it free. Walter fired at both robbers as they fled. no money was taken and no arrests made.
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Venerable man hails in New York fashion near market
A venerable looking man stands at a street corner near Washington market wearing stylish urban dress. He holds up three strings on his fingers and mutters a rambling aside about buying cotton and avoiding drunkenness, ending with an exclamation.
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Washington Market
When Rain Falls It Gets Up Again
A playful note ponders whether rain can rise after falling and answers with upbeat wit about the cyclic nature of weather and time. The piece blends whimsy with a nod to persistence in nature’s processes.
Reading class quip about ships nicknamed she
A teacher sternly probes a boy during reading time as he jokes that ships are called she because men are insufficient to manage them. The moment blends humor with classroom dynamics and gendered language.
Commendation of Major Edwards for Missouri governor post
The Sedalia Democrat praises Major Edwards as the best choice for Missouri governor while expressing regret at leaving the sacred calling of editor for the small office of governor. The Dallas Herald cites the editor’s role as leading and crucial in religious and political matters.
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Mock Fair Tale Ends With Calf Goose and Pumpkin
An Exchange ridicules the county Clearfield fair describing a calf a goose and a pumpkin as the fair's contents. Heavy rain drove the goose to swim away the calf broke loose ate the pumpkin and a thief prowling about stole the calf ending the event.
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Ministers Fan Reveals Hidden Advertisement
On a hot Sunday a minister fanned himself vigorously and did not notice the reverse of the fan bore the inscription Buy Bogle's Bitters. The congregation saw the curious slogan during the service.
Inventor of boot jack may earn fortune with odd device
A curious quote claims a man who builds a boot jack that can kill two cats at once will become immensely rich. It also notes cattle as dumb beasts until they form large herds.
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Ichemes
Press Scrutiny and Public Interest in Newspaper Coverage
The piece argues against sensational reporting and notes that those who decry press disclosures often hide flawed conduct. It praises clean living people who have little to fear from coverage and warns that motive and restraint shape how news is received.
Randolph on the Bible as a Deist Turned Believer
John Randolph recalls being raised by a devout mother then drifting into deism before reasoning independen tly. He says he bought the Bible, studied both sides, and concluded the Bible is true, arguing it could not have been written by uninspired men.
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Man’s Sunday Round Reveals Devotion or Denial
A quirkily moral note describes a man’s Sunday errands from barber visit to billiards and cigar purchases totaling about two dollars, plus a box of strawberries to share at home. The piece satirically contrasts personal gratification with affection for his wife.
College Professor Ito Junior Remarks on Absence Records
A college professor notes a pattern of repeated leave for a student over two years citing the fifth such absence to attend the grandmother’s funeral. The remark underscores ongoing attendance concerns in the academic setting.
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Feneral
Preacher’s Fragment Teases Timoth Ye In Far West
A preacher in the far West used a fragmentary verse of Clover The and claimed it meant Timoth Ye. The response suggested the phrase carried some kind of message or misquotation, reflecting confusion over the text.
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