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Newspaper

Garland Globe

Location

Garland, Utah, United States of America

Date

Mar 24, 1906

Page

5

Witty Quotations Mix In Aerated Dialogue Card

A collage of quick quips and wry remarks features Young Roxley learning a machinist trade and Pepprey comparing a pugilist to a defeated fighter. Other lines touch on vanity mustaches, governor party recollections, and a dubious saloon price. A satirical cadence stamps the collection with Washington Star tone.

Sphinx Reputation in Politics Teases Young Statesman

A farmer challenges a young statesman in conversation about speaking in congress. The youth replies that remaining silent will earn him a sphinx like reputation, a valuable asset for a political figure. The exchange reflects themes of restraint and strategic communication in public life.

Nothing to do in the shipping trade shocks steamers

Shippin laments dull shipping work especially for tramp steamers while Jolly jokes they should be delighted when idle in a Philadelphia Press excerpt. The dialogue contrasts boredom with the expectation in maritime labor.

Shippin Jolly Philadelphia Presa

Did you read about the girl who shot a burglar

A Philadelphia Ledger line recalls a headline about a girl who shot a burglar and a police remark about the burglar bleeding like a horse. The dialogue hints at a sensational crime report and public fascination with dramatic incidents.

Philadelphia Ledger

Samson Declines Encore After Flat Performance

Samson ends his show with a firm no encore, declaring he will not perform again for an audience that found the act flat. The verdict is reinforced by the crowd’s lackluster reaction, leaving the venue in a quiet, smeared aftermath.

Samson

Rebuke or Encouragement in a Cour ier-Journal Quip

A brief Louisville Courier-Journal quotation ponders social interaction with a playful exchange. A man kisses a woman's forehead as she stands tall, prompting the retort that he cannot reach higher than her lips. The dialogue captures a fraught moment of pride and affection.

Louisville Courier-Journal

Ameliorating Circumstances in a Log Reel

A fragment from Terre Haute Star recounts two hobos in dialogue about a past act and forgiveness. The scene hints at characterization and social context without full details, leaving the reader with a brief snapshot of hobo life and remorse.

Clarence Terre Haute

Railroad fossil fuel tax debate sparks auto mileage clash

A dialogue contrasts railroad taxes with auto travel costs, debating whether a two-cent-a-mile levy would curb shipping while suggesting cars already incur a universal fuel cost. The exchange weighs regulatory power against convenience and industry impact.

Doctor guesses gout and nervous propulsion in couple

Conversation sketches a doctor's diagnosis for Mrs Jawback while Mr Jawback questions, Mrs Jawback notes the doctor instead saw her. The fragment hints at medical miscommunication within a domestic vignette.

Consistent Words Cause Jealous Clash Over Love

A jealous fiancé accuses the fiancée of inviting danger as he claims she allows other men to kill her, while she retorts that his opposition to monopolies shows a double standard. The exchange hints at control and mistrust in a tangled romance.

Another Family Row Started

A brief item notes a domestic spat featuring a young wife emphasizing efforts on biscuits and a jocular benedict remark about the effect of the baked goods. The piece appears in Stray Stories with a light domestic tone.

Bothered by the Lawyers Tit Bits

A widow laments legal trouble over her husband John's estate while a visitor jokes about the burden of lawyers. The exchange reveals the strain and humor in probate disputes, with the widow expressing real frustration at the absence of a will and the resulting property concerns.

John

Tuner and Father Clash Over Broken Strings

A terse exchange unfolds as a tuner reports three strings on a guitar broken and asks what price would fix the rest. The father pushes for a demand, revealing a tense, humorous bargaining moment in a rural setting.

Ach Louie Humor Quips on Language From Cleveland Leader

A brief Cleveland Leader humor item notes a joke about liking German. The exchange plays on pronunciation and gutturals, with a quip about the language being too low in the neck.

Louie Cleveland Leader

Should Have Been a Year Play Line Clipped

A fragmentary Cleveland Loader quote notes a thirty day span between acts in a new play and adds the taunting line You bet of envy. The excerpt captures a theatrical aside and rival remark.

Cleveland Loader

Humorous Exchange Shows Off Pageant Makeover

A playful dialogue frames a scene where one character halts a romantic kiss until after a reception. The other asks why, receiving a witty reply about a prior kiss looking like a wet oasis in a desert of chalk.

Armistice Talks Delayed By Simple Needs

A wartime note recounts the Venezuelan army general meeting the French commander to arrange armistice terms. The delay stems from the general needing to borrow shoes and a calico shirt before proceeding.

Vivacious girl recalls storm day plan gone awry

A lively girl describes her reaction to a yesterday storm while her cautious escort notes he also felt something wrong but restrained his reaction. The exchange captures a tense moment of embarrassment and restraint amid gusty weather.

Weary Walker and Ragsey Tatters Debate Idle Work

In a humorous exchange they discuss a newspaper quote claiming the hardest work is doing nothing. Ragsey wonders about the meaning as Weary reads the line aloud. The pair banter over what constitutes real labor and life’s purpose.

Weary Walker

Had To Compromise On A Baby Carriage

A humorous exchange about marital cost and decision making. The couple debated buying an automobile or a horse and buggy for a year. They eventually settled with a compromise described as a baby carriage.

Henham and Mrs Bonham Exchange On Mind Your Business

In Henham a man told me to mind my own business. Mrs Bonham asked what reply was given. Henham said the reply was that it wasn't necessary and that you looked out for that.

Pepprey Pugiliat Henham

It Probably Was A Split Hallway Exchange

A fragmentary dialogue centers on a loud noise in the hall in the early morning. The speakers discuss a likely daybreak event, with one character addressing another as Thomas and noting the noise as suspicious before the other responds with a calm, if cryptic, remark.

Thomas Nelse

Russia quotes on revolution and drastic measures

In Russia officials declare all revolutionists executed in the province while acknowledging the revolution continues. The exchange ends with agreeing that further drastic measures are required to quell the unrest.

Philadelphia Bulletin

Customer queries beef extract beverages in menu style

Dialogue scene in a cafe where customer asks for beef extract options. Waiter confirms availability and pivots to brown or white and beef tea or milk as the choices. The exchange hints at a period setting and quirky service phrasing.

The Real Shock on Profits in Graft Revelations

The Baltimore American notes public shock at revelations of large profits from graft. It adds that people are surprised they did not get in on the ground floor, underscoring widespread suspicion of corruption.

Baltimore American

Dangerous Devotion and Misheard Hearts

A fragmentary dialogue hints at a domestic tension as a wife reveres her husband while others doubt the harmony. The exchange evokes a small crisis in a family dynamic and suggests miscommunication driving the scene.

India Supreme as Land of Idolatry

A harsh critique of Indian religious practices under British rule. The piece condemns idolatry, sorcery, and burnings on sacred rivers, arguing missionary efforts and colonial influence have not altered deeply rooted beliefs. It frames native rituals as preposterous in a civilized era.

India England Nazarene

Glimpses of Puja Frenzy and Barbaric Idolatry in India

In a Los Angeles Times preview, the author portrays Puja worship as extreme ritual frenzy with animal sacrifices, self-mortification, and fanatical vows. Images of Durga are worshipped while processions, goats sacrificed by a grim butcher, and raucous crowds fill riverside celebrations, leaving a stark impression of India’s religious excesses.

President Fallieres' Kind Heart

A French banquet story portrays President Fallieres as generous and quiet. He mistook a copper coin for a 2 franc piece and told staff to search for the money, then revealed the coin was only a copper and he had dropped it by accident to spare the waiter.

France Thia M. Falk Lieres M. Fallieres

The Fitness of Things Crank Cultivated Man Quote

A brief quip notes a cultivated man who favors hand organs and earns a label of crank. The exchange hints at humorous social judgments over unusual tastes. The snippet captures a lively, period voice reflective of small town chatter and column wit.

Spurs worn by General Putnam join a Massachusetts collection

Relics tell of Israel Putnam dashing from Horse Neck to Stamford while pursued by British forces in 1778. The brass spurs, once worn by the Revolutionary hero, survived a ball to his hat and now belong to a Westfield Massachusetts owner, among the nation’s finest cellos of the era.

Massachusetts Israel Putnam Horse Neck Putnam Conn Greenwich Tryon Americana India Stamford Westfield Mass

Magnificent Jarrah Wood Timber of Australian Forest

Jarrah wood described as the most magnificent and valuable tree in Australia. Typical trees reach 200 feet tall with four feet diameter near base, branches starting around 150 feet high, and bases 20 to 30 feet in circumference. Some trees exceed 300 feet. From a single tree up to 100 tons of timber can be obtained. Timber is hard, heavy, elastic, and tough with interlaced grain, giving exceptional strength for engineering uses.

Curious Mutual Inquiry at Hingham Circus Visit

Rev. Edward Everett Hale walked at dawn in Hingham Massachusetts when a curious elderly woman in gingham sunbonnet asked if he was one of the circus people. He replied by asking the same question, sparking a brief exchange about the stranded show visitors.

Edward Everett Hale Rev Hingham Mass Cdlous Mr Hale Mr. Hale

Father of Many Lives Alone on Brooke Farm

William N. Crosby aged 83 or 3 unclear lives alone on his Brooke Me homestead farm after three marriages and raising twenty children. He remains on the property as neighbors note his self sufficiency and long family ties in the area.

William N. Crosby Brooke Me

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