When is an apple pie a conundrum tale
A humorous reminiscence of a Conundrum Club meeting ending in a dispute over a riddle about when an apple pie is considered pie. Smith proposes the joke, the room demands the punchline, and authorities calm the scene after hours of confusion. The piece notes the club dissolved after the quarrel.
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Conundrum Club
Smith
Aunt Amanda Silas in Front of the Looking-Glass
A speaker questions how much longer Aunt Amanda Silas will endure standing before a mirror. The phrasing evokes rustical or humorous social banter about a woman posed before her reflection in a domestic scene.
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Amanda
Silas
The Lawyer Named Mr Blank and the Rolling Retainer
A Detroit Free Press anecdote recalls a young lawyer’s first patient who demanded to see the father, the elder lawyer, and left after a quarter was given as a retainer. The tale reflects early career disappointments and the harsh lesson of beginnings.
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Sonny
Tam
Tit
Detroit Free Press
Depew Station Joke Tells Its Own Rank
In a late after-dinner tale, Chauncey M. Depew portrays Ambassador Choate recounting a London lord’s inquiry about Depew. The lord learns Depew is “a prominent politician” and is told he holds “the Grand Central Station,” prompting the remark that he is “one of your great middle class.”
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Chauncey M. Depew
Choate
America
Depew
Mr. Choat
Grand Central Station
Unfamiliar Tongue Turns to English in Embassy Talk
A senator's wife, claiming linguistic skill, tried German with German Ambassador Herr Von Holleben. He politely asked her to switch to English, noting he did not understand German well. The lady appeared surprised but complied.
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Herr von Holleben
Wisdom From The Sage On Simple Happiness
A youth asks for the secret of happiness and contentment. The sage answers that he always discounts his expectations by 90 percent.
Our Army Rations Across Nations Compared in Detail
A historical analysis outlines standard daily rations for soldiers in several nations. It contrasts American four pound daily allowances with French, Italian, Austrian, Russian, Spanish, and British practices, noting meat, bread, vegetables, coffee or tea, sugar, and occasional alcohol provisions. It highlights how peace and war changes affect provisions and points to varying efficiency and generosity in subsistence.
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Tommy Atkins
France
Russia
Spain
Wealth in Sawdust Sparks Ottawa Sawmill Boom
Victor L Emerson of Baltimore, now in Ottawa, reportedly found a carbonizing process for sawdust that yields by products worth the value of high grade gold quartz. Experiments at large Ottawa mills suggest vast industrial potential, with auxillary plants planned and light and heat for the city at low cost. Emerson, a Maryland native, has a history of inventions including a revolutionary lumber dry kiln and several other paying devices.
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Dominion
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Canada
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Emerson
Carolina County
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John H. Emerson
Denton Union
Wilmington
Del
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Merson
The Reporter Who Won Paris With a Daring Dispatch
A fearless Paris journalist leaves for Cernay to expose a murder case. He forces the justice of the peace to seize letters proving the son’s guilt, then outsmarts rivals by bribing a station to ride a freight train home. He delivers a late-night scoop that yields 80,000 extra copies the next day.
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Shooting Stars A Miniature World That Becomes a Meteor
A St. Louis Republic excerpt explains shooting stars as tiny, varied shaped worlds that orbit the sun and, when entering Earth’s atmosphere, flame up and shatter. It notes speeds of at least 20 miles per second and describes how tiny fragments can reach the earth, revealing the meteor’s shape and composition.
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Jupiter
Venus
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St. Louis Republic
Public notices and medical remedy quotes mix in ad snippet
An old advertisement collection notes Foley kidney cure for Brights disease and various ailments. It cites J I Carson in Washington PA praising Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for stomach trouble, plus large letter counts for Holland destinations and other minor claims by H J Moogh and W F Jungkunz.
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J. I. Carson
Washington
H. J. Moogh
Colonial Office costs and Chamberlain salary facts
The affairs of the colonial office cost the country over £40,000 annually. Mr. Chamberlain’s salary as secretary is £5,000.
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Colonial Office
Mr. Chamberlain
Local Man Credits Foley’s Kidney Cure After Illness
For two years Ira W. Kelley of Mansfield Pa endured poor health from kidney trouble. He consulted several physicians and spent much money on medicines without relief until Foley's Kidney Cure helped. He now testifies it may aid others. H J Moogk W J Jungkunz.
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Mansfield
Foley
H. J. Moogk
W. J. Jungkunz
Home Seekers Excursion Tickets Promote City to City Travel
Chicago Great Western offers one fare plus 2 for round trips to nearly all U.S. points. Sale on first and third Tuesdays in May and June at ticket offices with return valid within 21 days. Inquiries to Chicago agent or F H Lord G P and T A 113 Adams St Chicago.
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Philadephia
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Chicago Great Western Railway
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F. H. Lord
Adams St
Chicago
Midland Route Tourist Car resumes Chicago to San Francisco
The C M and St P Ry resumes the Midland Route Tourist Car service between Chicago and San Francisco with a Friday 10 35 p m departure from Chicago and a Saturday 3 55 p m arrival in Omaha followed by connections through Colorado Springs Salt Lake City and Ogden to San Francisco. Eastbound service departs San Francisco Saturdays at 8 a m arriving Chicago Wednesday at 8 25 a m. An optional day at Salt Lake City is offered.
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Beehives and Cough Cure in Quirky Ad Snippet
A fragmented advertisement style piece cites Miss Maud Dickens praising Foley's honey and tar for asthma relief. It blends beehive imagery with One Minute Cough Cure claims, mentions De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve for piles and skin issues, warns against counterfeits, and notes rising crude rubber imports over 80 years.
Kidney Cure Promoted For Brights Disease And More
A healing remedy claims to treat Bright's disease diabetes and kidney trouble. An ad praises Foley's kidney cure as a sure remedy and mentions DeWitt's Little Early Risers as fast acting. The note lists H. J Moogk and W. F. Jung and notes five automobile clubs in Belgium with a combined membership of 740.
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Bright
H. J. Moogh
W. F. Jung
Belgium
Duck farm near Fort Dodge feeds 100 bushels daily
A Fort Dodge area duck farm raises 13,000 ducks that consume 100 bushels of corn each day. W H Shipman of Beardsley Minnesota testifies under oath about long standing dyspepsia, finding relief after using Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Awlve camels shipped from Algiers to New York died on the voyage.
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Fort Dodge
Algiers
New York
Atlantic
DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve Endorsed by Grand Chancellor
Otto Korb of Boonville Indiana extols DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve for delicate skin and stubborn ulcers claiming certain and good results. It is advertised to cure piles and skin diseases. A Constantinople report notes the sultan bans state officers from visiting the Paris exposition.
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K. P
Boonville
Ind
DeWitt
H. J. Moogh
Constantinople
Allen's Foot-Ease promises instant relief for tight shoes
Ladies may wear shoes one size smaller after using Allen's Foot-Ease powder to shake into shoes. It claims to ease tight or new shoes and relieve coins and bunions, swelling, blisters, callouses and sore spots. It says it cures sweating feet and hot aching feet. Sold at druggists and shoe stores for 26c, trial package free by mail from Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, New York.
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Cor. William & John Srs
New York
Allen
Allen S. Olmsted
le Roy
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Trains East and West Schedules From Freeport to Chicago
Rail timetables show trains from Freeport to Chicago and back with multiple numbered trains and times. Freight cars operate separately while daily service excludes Sundays. agent B Daly notes passenger restrictions on freight runs and nonpassenger trains.
Trains and connections from Milwaukee route detailed
Baggage checked through to destination. Agent J B Sweatt notes schedules for passenger and freight trains between Freeport Beloit Racine Madison Chicago and western points with arrivals and connections, including Milwaukee departures and connections to Rock Island Cedar Falls Kansas City Omaha and Council Bluffs.
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Raccine
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Trains Depart South Freeport to Chicago Lines
Trains depart South Freeport for Chicago daily with No2 Chicago limited and No4 Chicago express. Services include No6 Chicago special and occasional other limited runs.
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