Tellyfone Debate Rages in Bingville Over New Line
In Bingville citizens discuss a rumored tellyfone line from the co seat to Hard Scrabble through Bingville. Some see it as a boon for wet weather calls to fathers doctors or the fire dept while others oppose the modern idea. The writer declares opposition to the telephonic scheme.
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Bingville
Co Seat
Bingvile
Bad Wether
Doc Livermore
Doc
Bingville residents resist plan for a town telephone line
The piece humorously argues against introducing a telephone line to Bingville. It recounts Mrs Ed Simpson rushing to answer calls, Cyrus Higgins occupying himself with a newspaper and phone, and a bungled whisker shaving incident involving Lem Hutchins and barber Harve Hines. The tale blends community quirks, gossip and a domestic mishap into a light rural vignette.
Local squibs and mishaps from a busy street scene
Wes Woodruff warns of a poor squirrel season due to a likely nut shortage. Jed Peters is seen driving toward Snake Bend on Saturdays. Dad Henderson chops a nail in a tree, cooling with a grindstone. Cy Loomis starts a fire with kerosene causing an explosion that nearly scorches his whiskers.
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Wes Woodruff
Perdicks
Wes
Jed Peters
Snake Bend
Jed
Ruth
Tildy
Dad Henderson
Dad
Cy Loomis
Bingville Notes Laughs and Local Quirks
Rev Moore will preach on Deth Where Is Thy Victory following a wasp sting near his home and a wild pulpit quirk. Miss Molly Tucker’s organ was disrupted by a mice nest and a mouse dash during services. Andy Tewksbury, a Bingville native, visits and jokes about old debts. Jasper Hawkins slips in the dark, skinning his shin during a digging mishap behind Cy Haskins’ yard.
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Moore
Bingville
Molly Tucker
Jaspar Hawkins
P. O
Cy Haskins
Jaspn
Get Married Now With Low Rate Offer
A column endorses marriage and announces a limited time deal offering weddings at one dollar per couple this month only. The notice warns the risk of choosing a mate and states the arranger will perform the ceremony but does not guarantee compatibility.
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Jane
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