Train Elopements and Quarrels On the Way to Reno
Mal lory and Marjorie Newton elope but miss a minister as a taxicab wreck stalls their plans. Passengers mingle in comic mix ups with Ira Lathrop, Little Jimmie Wellington, and Dr Temple aboard the Transcontinental train while Marjorie and Mallory clash over love and a dog Snoozieums complicates the trip.
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Philippines
Marjorie Newton
Talve
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Ira Lath- Po
Jimmie
Wellington
Reno
Mra
Shela
Bammy Whitcombe
Malory
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Rev
Temple
Marjorie
Mallory
Marjorieta
Ira Lathrop
Annie Gattle
Dr. Temple
Marforie
Maljorie
Mr. Mallory
Miss Newton
Melther
Hamlet
Yorick
Orlando
Ike
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Lathrop
Saraaparilia
Utah
Jimmie Wellington
Jimmife
Dec
Ashton
Doc
Doctor
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Ira
Green Hiver
Giri
Brattleboro
Anne
Old Ames
China
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Bama
The Woman-Hater's Relapse in the Observation Room
In a lone observation room Marjorie mourns a wounded mood as Snogzleume returns from the Trans American voyage. The conductor expects rejoicing but is met with a tearful, grim reception and a faint, grateful response from Marjorie despite the harsh exchange.
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Snogzleume
Train Wedding Planned In Hilarious Rebellion Plot
On a moving train a con game escalates as Mallory and Marjorie pursue a quick marriage with a minister arranged by Mr. Lazarop. Ira and Ashton rally the passengers as Dr. Temple suffers a burst of whisky fueled suffering. The plan hinges on obtaining a real minister for a vow aboard the car.
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aAlm
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Ihallory
Achievements In Art and Autumn Jokes
Brian G. Hughes jokes about practical jokes at a recent dinner. He notes harm in human pranks but recalls two artists boasting bizarre feats. One bragged of shaping pig iron to cork that floated in the East river. The other said his roast pig iron was eaten by his dog before the mistake was found.
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Brian G. Hughes
East River
Mr. Hughes
Hoe
Los Angeles
Roadblock to Machine Voting Sparks Farmer Debate
A fragment shows a rural dispute over machine voting methods with a farmer opposing the shift while another character admits curiosity about the steam driven approach. The exchange hints at tensions between modernization and traditional practices.
Woman's twelve year illness healed by Pinkham remedy
Mrs Beata Marr of Louisiana Missouri credits Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with ending twelve years of illness and repeated doctor visits. She suffered cramps and weakness, and says the remedy brought quick improvement. The Pinkham company advertises its herbal formula as non narcotic and offers confidential advice from women at Lynn Massachusetts.
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Beata Marr
N. 4Th Street
Pinkham Laboratory
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Maas
Steamboat Memories in the London Opinion
The London Opinion recalls the centenary celebration of the steamboat and notes the British Admiralty’s early dismissal of paddle wheel propulsion as useless in navigation. It cites Dr. Lardner’s prediction that a steam vessel could not cross the Atlantic and mentions he did not live to witness a voyage to America aboard a steamer with another man's wife.
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Lardner
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America
Rose Matilda's Sprinter and Injured Car Tale
In a fragmented narrative Rose Matilda extols a sprinter linked to Mrs Greene removing a splinter from an injured limb. The snippets touch on car safety, a theater-like role, Castoria pediatric adverts, an aviation meet with minor injuries, and a general ad tone about beauty and kindness without coherent cohesion.
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Man Claims Financial Genius After Ring Scheme
A speaker argues there is such a thing as financial genius. He cites a young man who wooed a jeweler's daughter, induced the father to sell an engagement ring at cost, then, after the engagement ended, returned the ring and forced the father to pay eight percent interest on the investment.
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Spohn Medical CO
Goshen
Ind
W.l.douglas
W. L. Douglas
W.L. Douglas
Ogi
Brockton
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L. Deugins
Prominent Wisconsin Lawyers and a Courtroom Joke
In early Wisconsin two leading lawyers, George B. Smith and I. B. Sloan, are remembered for a courtroom quip. Sloan voiced I have an idea, prompting Smith to rise and declare I move that a writ of habeas corpus be issued immediately to remove the learned gentleman s idea from solitary confinement.
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Wisconsin
George B. Smith
Sloan
Smith
Popular Magazine
Not a dry Book
An advertisement style exchange details dramatic literary critique and a product pitch. It mentions a jachrymose novel, a pillowcase blueing remedy, and Mia Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children. The dialogue contrasts a folding bed with an unfolding bed and presents a commercial scene.
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Winslow
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