Curate and Public Life Quips and Ad Snippets
A collage ofVignettes and ads from a historic page includes a dialogue about wages in a parish setting, a Cuticura beauty ad touting a soap ointment and talcum, quips about Tennyson Daft and Hostetter Smith, a Vermitage dewormer claim by Dr Peery, a short joke about exporting a pedigreed colt, and a British trade department clerk asking if a colt is a steersaids.
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British War Trade Department
South Africa
Old Age Starts With Your Kidneys
Berence argues that aging begins with weakened kidneys and digestive organs and that cleansing these helps postpone old age. Gold Medal Haarlem Oil capsules, an old remedy, claim to stimulate kidney action and remove toxins, with dosage guidance and a money back guarantee.
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Haarlem
Eaton
Nadesa
Eatonic
Fatonic
Dairy products urged to ease cost of living in New York
Ithaca based Cornell workers in dairying and home economics press renewed appeal for using whole milk skim milk cottage cheese and American cheddar to cut family costs while boosting nourishment. They argue these dairy foods provide essential protein and lime at low prices, helping state prosperity and household budgets.
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New York
State College
Ithaca
N. Y
Cornell
Better to Keep Good Bulls
United States Department of Agriculture notes a Holstein bull sold to a butcher left no records for his daughters until after 11 of them freshened at ages two and three. Records showed an average milk yield of 14 502 pounds and butterfat of 573 pounds, illustrating how missing data devalues a bull’s price from 5000 to 50. the story ends with the bull association testing dams and daughters.
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United States Department of Agriculture
Contesting Association
The
Bull Association
Breeding Records Key to Worth of Registered Dairy Bulls
The text argues that owning a high quality purebred bull is not enough. It asserts that keeping a bull until his daughters are tested is impractical and that registration alone does not guarantee production. Production records backing registration are essential to prove value.
Covering Cream Cans Improves Summer Cooling
Farmers are urged to cover cream cans during transport to town. Wet burlap over cans can keep cream cooler by as much as 20 degrees, reducing heat exposure on long hauls without expensive jackets.
Drying Up Cows Neglected and Best Practice
Dairy keepers should control milk flow by reducing grain and feed, milking cows once daily for several days then longer intervals, to stop milk flow and prevent udder injury as cows dry up. Some cows self dry while others require milker assistance.
Inspiring Tales of Creation and a Dry America Tale
A discussion of Longfellow writing The Wreck of the Hesperus by the fireside after a storm. Anecdotes recount composers writing in bed, losing drafts, and rewriting duets. Also a tale of Pat Finnegan leaving Ireland for America and his wife hearing news of Prohibition as she brags of his future success.
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Longfellow
Rossini
Trossini
Rassing
Pat Finnegan
Ireland
America
New World
Pat
What Are These Maples What Are These Trees
Poetic line by Hahnes questions names of maples naples beeches birches pines firs and spruces as holy hymns and odes to trees. The quip highlights nature’s language.
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Naples
Roosevelt Quote On Fairness And Moods Of Speech
The record presents a terse Roosevelt era line about fairness and personal conduct. It features a humorous exchange likening moods to a square deal. The quote contrasts self control with a wife subject to moods framed in a political persona.
The Test of Plans for Poker Porties
A humorous exchange about a planned summer poker, with Mrs Gribbling and Airs Cadspur debating whether Mr Gindspur plays. The piece hints at a social sitcom tone and mentions delaying a trip to observe his reaction. The Birmingham Age-Herald fragment ends with a wry remark on forgiveness and social relations.
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Gindspur
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