Subscriptions and Bits From A Local Page Of Jokes
The item lists subscription rates in various periods, advertising billing, and job printing terms. It then presents a string of humorous quips about gambling, doctors bills, pricing, boarding houses, and social manners. The scattered lines evoke a late 19th or early 20th century newspaper humor page with short witticisms.
Population density and settlement patterns of the Philippines
In the Philippines population density runs sixty seven per square mile, while the United States shows twenty six per square mile. Most people live near the coast with Luzon harboring inland valleys. Barrios number 13,400 with about 600 inhabitants each, forming pueblos. rural life is limited, three-fifths of people live in villages under 1,000, and only Manila is an incorporated city with 219,928 residents.
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Philippines
United States
Luzon
Manila
Islands
Submarine Telephone Promises Naval Advances
The United States navy officers anticipate great progress from the submarine telephone. Unlike wireless telegraphy, it uses sound waves traveling through water without electrical propulsion. Water’s density makes it a superior sound conductor, transmitting at about 4,712 feet per second versus 1,100 in air.
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United States Navy
Sweet Skim Milk for Calves Feeding Advantage
A farmer reports long term use of fresh sweet skim milk from a cream separator for calves and pigs. He notes rapid growth when milk is mixed with meal and middlings for calves and more meal for pigs. He warns against feeding soured milk and ages his feed to keep it sweet.
Betting and Gambling Prompt Public Interest
A New York World note cites a volume on Betting and Gambling showing gambling’s spread across classes. It cites 80 suicide cases, 32 embezzlements, and 191 bankruptcies from betting, plus Sir Robert Giffen estimating 25,000,4100 dollars extracted by bookmakers annually.
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Ir Ave
Robert Giffen
New York World
New Strawberry Boxes Adopted by Local Grower
John Koopman, a strawberry grower two miles west of Carthage, received 10,000 paraffined panteboard strawberry boxes to replace wooden ones this season. The boxes are claimed cheaper, tougher, and resistant to berry stains, presenting a neater, reusable option both initially and on reuse, per the Kansas City Journal.
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John Koopman
Carthage
Kansas City Journal
Just Plain Jones
A quoted exchange from the Atlanta Constitution features a stranger and a digger. The digger insists he is pursuing gold and replies that continuing shows his caution and wit. The line ends with the slogan You’re Jones plain Jones!.
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Plain Jones
Jones
Atlanta Constitution
Prince Dick Tate and Isabel Short Proposal in Brooklyn Life
In Brooklyn Life a two year courtship leads to a marriage proposal as Dick Tate asks Isabel Short to wed, while she weighs leaving a steady job for an uncertain future. The archaic tone conveys domestic romance amid career considerations.
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Prince
Dick Tate
Misa Short
Isabel
Isabel Short
Mr. Tate
Brooklyn
Unpardonable. Mrs Filip Critiques New Neighbor
In Detroit Free Press style, Mrs Filip calls the new neighbor a fearfully slipshod housekeeper and adds that every time she borrows something the neighbor is always out of it. The exchange highlights neighborhood tensions and petty grievances.
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Mra. Fiip
Mr. Fiip
Mra. Filip
Substitute for Cream in Fruit Service
When fresh cream is unavailable beat the yolks of two new laid eggs into a pint of new milk with two small lumps of sugar. Heat and stir until it thickens to creamlike consistency. Remove immediately and stop stirring lest it turn to custard.
Strange Wills Tell Tales of Courting Death and Seek Justice
An American murderer leaves 250 to his executioner in a striking will tale. A parallel story from Paria features a wine merchant inviting his own death by act, a face to face confrontation with fate. Both items echo dramatic ends and moral puzzles in local era reporting.
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Paria
Otter
Preventing Grape Diseases with Timely Treatments
The article details controlling grape diseases including black rot, downy mildew, anthracnose and powdery mildew. It recommends Bordeaux mixture sprays at budding, ten days later, and when fruit sets, with extra applications in wet seasons. It notes inspecting vines before leaf-out, removing large cankers, and using ammoniacal solutions for powdery mildew when necessary.
The Ruling Passion and a Senator's Baltimore Pass
A Tennessee senator who aided a longtime constituent with a Washington department post also granted him regular passes to Baltimore. When the man fell near death he pleaded again for a pass, and the senator softly asked what more he could do, to which the man replied for the pass to Baltimore.
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Tennessee
Baltimore
Washington
Joe
Harper's Weekly
How to starch napkins for satin stiffness
A laundress explains a method to give napkins a classy satiny stiffness. After washing, dry them in the air, dip a large soft cloth into starch, roll the dry napkins in the starched cloth, and spread them on the cloth. Roll all together to finish the process.
Homes for Poor Children in England Rise in Unions
The plan to keep children of the poor in cottages and homes away from pauperizing poorhouses gains wide adoption in England with 128 unions now maintaining children. The unity of London spent 72 cents per resident for the half year on poor relief.
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England
The _ uinty
London
Buried Treasure Talk Sparks Witty Exchange
In playful exchange Dumley meets a man obsessed with buried treasure. Peckham jokes about his wife and her first husband, noting she remains enthusiastic on treasure legends. The Philadelphia Press records the banter as a lighthearted dialogue.
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Dumley
Peckham
Philadelphia Press
How to wash silver with borax and hot water
Directions for cleaning silver advise adding a teaspoon of borax to the suds, using hot water for washing, and polishing with linen towels. For clear glasses, add borax to the wash water and dry with a soft cloth that leaves no lint.
Pauper Children in Italy Describe Harsh but Sunny Life
Among beggar children in southern Italy few appear well fed though food is scarce. Sunshine and open air help their bodies, giving a hint of resilience amid hardship.
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Italy
Too True Hubby and Wifey Exchange Half Joke
A light exchange replies about which half knows the other as one says the husband knows less and the wife counters that the better half is the wife in a playful brief.
Missions in Africa Face Threat from Ethopian Movement
Christian missions in Africa confront rising nationalist sentiment with the slogan Africa for the Africans. The movement challenges foreign influence and European church leadership, urging local autonomy and self reliance in mission work.
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Africa
Mystery of the Rangeley Lakes Dead Fish Float
A fragment describes the Rangeley Lakes mystery of thousands of dead fish floating on the lake annually, noting the vast scale of the phenomenon and its puzzling nature in the local area.
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Rangeley Lakes
Increasing Uses for Veneer in Modern Furniture
Veneering machines slice logs to under one twentieth inch thick. Veneer enhances furniture value by producing multi layer surfaces with opposite grain for strength. Modern veneer outperforms solid hardwood in durability and ease, enabling lighter, stable doors that resist warping.
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Christian Endeavor World
Veneering Trade Seeks Finest Hardwood Logs
Expert woodmen roam great woods and farms in search of straight perfect grain hardwood logs valued for veneer. Large walnut trees fetch high prices as logs are cut boiled and shipped to veneering factories for slicing or sawing into foot lengths.
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Rior
Woodamen
Veneer Craft Spurs Near Perfect Thin Sheets
Veneer thickness reaches eight ten thousandths of an inch with precise slicing. Veneers are steamed to season in one to two days, then cut to various lengths for cabinet makers. Nearly every log is used, as veneers cover planes, sideboards, cars, and ferryboat interiors, with joints hidden by alternating grain for strength.
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Mary
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