Paper that crumbles in sulphuric acid outlasts promises
A Yonkers Statesman quote contrasts a new disappearing paper made with sulphuric acid that crumbles to dust with a remark that paper outlasts some promises. The dialogue features a man and a woman discussing the invention and its longevity.
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Yonkers Statesman
Two Prima Donnas in One Opera Company
A clipped remark from a Chicago News piece quotes a young man asking about powerful explosives and an ex-theatrical manager answering with a wry line about two prima donnas. The exchange highlights backstage tensions and theatrical rivalries.
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Chicago News
Bee Busy Philander Fumbles Winter Idle
Quick quip about Philander slacking in the cold season, joking that his winter behavior mirrors a bee’s lazy rest. The exchange playfully contrasts loafing with a bee’s reputed winter inactivity.
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Philo Philander
Philosopher Excluded from Money Worries Quips Somerville Journal
The Somerville Journal quotes a remark defining a philosopher as a man who never has money and therefore does not worry about financial stringencies. The exchange features a child named Tommy questioning the idea.
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Tommy
Somerville Journal
Jumping At a Conclusion Cartoon Exchange
A humorous exchange from the Somerville Journal features Professor Hartley joking about swallowing gas meters and three pairs of glasses. Dyer quips about naming his mode of transport as either automobile or motorcar, while noting when it fails he uses other terms.
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Hartley
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Ride in the Doctor Wife's Car Sparks Surprise
The young wife of a prominent New York physician teaches a Sunday school class of boys. After a Joseph story she asks for questions. Sammy Eastwood asks for a ride in her automobile, and as a matter of record he got the ride.
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Fourth of July Noise Shock Commented By Activist
Mrs Isaac L Rice founder of the New York Society for the Suppression of Unnecessary Noise says Fourth of July statistics show human folly. The June Century will publish her critique of Our Barbarous Fourth with safer observance suggestions. Dr R O Beard of Minnesota will write on pathological aspects of Noise and an editorial on Offenses to Ear and Eye.
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Divorced Woman Considers Resuming Maiden Name
Mrs De Breeze of Chicago jokes after a divorce about which husband’s name to use. Friend suggests resuming her maiden name, which Mrs De Breeze agrees to consider if she can remember it.
Eldorado Springs Opens for Season with Hotel Ready
The Colorado & Southern announces Eldorado Springs is open for the season. The mountain and sea shore resort offers low rates and convenient service with Har Man Falls and warm pools. The New Eldorado hotel is ready for guests and Sunday dinners are served.
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Eldorado Springs
Colorado & Southern
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Old Tales and Rural Courtship in a Town Street Scene
Lim Jacklin chats with Cal Atterson's boy and Ab Sarver's youngest as a smoker’s reminiscence unfolds. A storyteller recalls a fever dream of love and a cloud visiting girl, blending humor with rustic longing and vivid nature imagery.
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Fragmented memories of a violent obsession and remorse
A narrator recalls a night of extreme rage and vengeance sparked by a rejected suitor. He imagines killing the rival, contemplates suicide, and later confronts the man, while his desire for revenge collides with fear and a dawning remorse as a girl visits and shows pity.
Love and Rheumatism in a Small Town Dialogue
The speaker reflects on love as a powerful, deadly tender force that reshapes perception and memory. He compares love to rheumatism, notes its inevitability, and recalls Ab Sarver’s boy and family ties while mentioning discussions of politics and aging. The piece ends with a nostalgic note on parental influence and orchard memories.
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Ab Sarver
Opie Read
The Noninclosers and a Piano Episode
A humorous essay on letters that fail to include expected enclosures and the social missteps of couples. It contrasts the sting of forgotten gifts with a tale of a blind father and a piano player daughter, then offers cautions for wives in handling husbands and pride.
Three Images of a Man Through Self and Society
A witty writer notes that a man comprises three selves. First is the self he believes he is, second the self others perceive, and third the self he truly is.
Regular optimism urged in early plan for meals and rent
A quote from Uncle Eben stresses starting with arranged meals and rent payments as a foundation for optimism, citing the Washington Star.
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Enders Finds Relief After Six Years With Dean's Kidney Pills
John A Enders of Robertson Avenue Pen Argyl Pennsylvania suffered six years of back pain violent headaches and dizzy spells. A kidney specialist said his kidneys were fine though secretions showed brick dust sediment. After using Deans Kidney Pills his kidneys began to act regularly and he passed gravel stones. He reports feeling better immediately and has had no kidney trouble since. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Kept-up Pretensions Turn to Fraud Across London
Ephraim Newrich, a dust contractor who made a fortune and invested in property east of London, sought social ascent with a forged Phoenix of status. A “golden key” to aristocratic circles led him to a visiting card scheme. Two days later a servant delivered a second forged card reading Ephraim Newrich Own 23 Houses London BE.
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Cuticura Eases Severe Hemorrhoids and Eczema
A Hopkinton New York man recounts relief from hemorrhoids and eczema after using Cuticura products. He avoided hospital surgery, treated himself daily for months, and states the regimen cured his condition with significant savings. The account dates from April 26, 1907.
His Quick Recovery After Appendix Operation
Mrs Oldcastle expresses relief at seeing Dr Goodleigh in the pulpit. The doctor faced an appendix operation and a long recovery but reportedly rebounded faster than expected, with talk of returning to work soon after hospital admission. The exchange touches on fears of surgery and the ease of recovery.
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Defiance Starch Promises Strength and Smoothness
In a new discovery Defiance Starch omits harmful chemicals and adds a unique ingredient to boost strength and smoothness. The article claims modern starches, including the Defiance formula, surpass 25 year old patent brands.
These Bridal Rooms and a Suit That Suits
A bellboy notes the bridal rooms to a young couple as the bride comments on a sweet suite. The head clerk hopes the suit suits, adding a humorous miscue about wedding arrangements.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure Advertisement Notice
One hundred dollars reward offered for a catarrh cure that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. J Cheney & Co Toledo endorse F J Cheney for 15 years as trustworthy in business and able to meet obligations. Walpine Kin to & Manvin wholesale druggists Toledo endorse Hall's Catarrh Cure taken internally, with testimonials free and price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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Defiance Starch Sale Promises Extra Value
A comic contrivance fills ad space touting Defiance Starch. The 16 oz package sells for 10 cents and includes one third more starch than rival brands for the same price, advertised as economical and non sticking to the iron.
Quiet Maxim Echoes Through Time
A reflective note quotes Delany on restraint and speech, urging calm discretion as thoughts remain private while expressed words carry weight.
Advertisement Convincee You Stay Convinced When You Read
A channeled ad urging careful shopping warns readers that paid promotional space reflects truth and urges insisting on exactly what is asked for rather than settling for a claimed “just as good” substitute. The notice stresses dealership accountability and truthful advertising practices.
Sentence Day At City Court Ends In Echoed Cries
A city court scene features a two year larceny sentence inmate crying while a seven year bigamy convict ribbing him. The exchange highlights prison life and family anxieties as the men await release.
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Cremer
Long Sleeves and Starch Prompt Home Laundry Benefit
Dialogue mocks a maid refusing a dress with short sleeves praising Defiance Starch for stiff finish and gentler wear. A church spelling bee gag follows with words increase pastor salary. Nostalgic comic snippets end with Castoria safety note and long usage claim.
Court Holds Anarchist Convict In State Care For A Year
The Philadelphia Ledger notes a convict anarchist derides the state but the court replies the state will care for him for one year. The exchange underscores the state’s stance on punishment and control following conviction.
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Philadelphia Ledger
Allen's Foot-Ease Cure for hot and swollen feet
The ad promotes Allen's Foot-Ease as a remedy for hot sweating callous and swollen feet, sold by druggists for 25 cents with no substitutes. It mentions a trial package and lists Allen Olmsted Roy as address. Another note jokes about toasts at a political banquet and mentions Garfield Tea for rheumatism and gout purifying blood and cleansing the system.
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Winglow’s Soothing Must Be Read To Children
A garbled OCR item mentions Mre Winglow's soothing music for children and a note about John Burns reputedly having the best working library among English MPs. It urges readers to do their duty and let others explain.
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Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Promises Relief
The ad touts Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a remedy for female ailments including displacements inflammation and backache. It cites testimonials from Mrs F Eliswo Mayville and Mrs W P Boyd praising relief and invites sick women to write for advice from Lynn Mass.
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Mayville
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