War costs and odd notices mix in a jumbled column
The piece blends figures on Japanese war costs with disparate quips about inventors, a suicide, a New York tickling incident, Jefferson Davis's granddaughter wedding, calls for peace, and Guatemala’s boll weevil curb. It reads as a fragmented, satirical domestic column from a bygone era.
Pugilist O Brin Bites in Round of Fistic Feud
A boxing story notes O Brin attempting a knockout by biting Fitzsimons in a match described as a clash of egos. The piece also mentions a Boston boy who has learned nine dead languages yet faints at Venus statues.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Boston
Venus
Divorce industry sees more dissolutions boosting activity
The sector reports a rise in dissolution cases as partnerships end, driving higher business volumes for lawyers, mediators, and ancillary services. Analysts note the trend reflects broader shifts in marriage patterns and contract terminations.
Whimsical Odds and Ends Appear in Odd Editorial Snips
A playful mix of lines about a craft graduate and her papers, a writer pondering star distances, theater seats near the front, a colonel's potential book in Tibet, and a joke about a microphone detecting a fly. The text showcases quirky, disconnected snippets with literary and observational humor.
Husband's column crossed Tibet icy pass recently
The passage describes my husband crossing an icy pass in Tibet the other day. It suggests the pass was the sole feasible route at that moment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tibet
Beer consumption in Germany drops over two decades
Published figures show German beer intake declined by nearly 40 percent in the last twenty two years. The remark implies the trend is not due to public fault but questions the matter.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Germany
Hail Reports Across Regions Include Large Stones
The annual hail reports arrive from multiple sections of the country noting hailstones as large as hens eggs. No reports yet mention hailstones as small as roasts of beef.
Surgeon Operates as House Burns in California
A California surgeon performed an operation on a patient while the house they were in caught fire. The dramatic scene shows clinicians prioritizing care amid flames and smoke as the patient is stabilized and moved to safety.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
California
Newport Society Girls Leapfrog on Beach Shock Papers
Those Newport society girls who have taken up the habit of playing leapfrog on the beach will be seriously shocked when they see their pictures in the papers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Republican Party
Panama Canal
Hetty Green Challenges Sage Class With Rent Increase
Hetty Green moves to pay higher rent to intrude into the Russell Sage circle as she presses on despite social backlash. The old lady’s action is described as unfeminine by commentators.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hetty Green
Inventor Holland foresees $10 wing sets for 100 mph travel
An inventor named Holland predicts that soon men can buy a wing set for ten dollars that enables speeds up to 100 miles per hour. Consumers are urged to place orders early to avoid delays.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Holland
King Edward Avoids Exercise and Emphasizes Leisure
The article notes King Edward stating he takes no physical exercise and questions the value of occupying a throne if work is required. It frames him as one who prefers ease over exertion and portrays his royal stance on duty and activity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Edward
Plight of the carp and drastic advice echoes
The excerpt offers a grim satirical take advising inland anglers to chloroform caught carps rather than release them. It frames the act as a grim mercy to spare other fishes and reduce carp numbers, presenting a macabre solution with a joking undertone.
Expert Says Pajama Canal Won’t Finish Before 1950
A new expert warns the Pajama canal excavation cannot be completed before 1950. The claim highlights uncertainty as a prophecy may take six to seven years to disprove.
John L Sullivan Named New York Hotel Manager
John L Sullivan will manage a New York hotel with an attached bar, ensuring visitors can locate him easily without wasting time.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John L. Sullivan
New York
Mr. Sullivan
Hartford Courant backs swimming education in public schools
The Hartford Courant urges adding swimming to public school work noting many mothers still believe boys are safer if they do not know how to swim and that reform is far off.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hartford Courant
the Courant
Bank Defalcations Drive Grinnell Widow to Ruin
Grinnell reports indicate Cashier H C Spencer defrauded First National Bank deposits totaling about 204000 dollars through forged paper. The investigation suggests widespread losses, stockholder ruin, and possible death by own action rumors as the bank remains closed.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Grinnell
First National Bank of Grinnell
H. C. Spencer
Spencer
Shaw
Treasury
Ridgely
Henry Spencer
C. L. Gladdis
Gladdis
Albia Couple Named in Arizona Forgery Case
Word reached Albia that George Mc Combs and Mrs. Harley Sperry were arrested in Phoenix Arizona. Sheriff Doner left for Phoenix to return the pair. McCombs, a contractor, allegedly collected 1500 dollars then forged his wife's signature on several papers to obtain more money before fleeing with Sperry in May. Authorities had pursued them since their disappearance.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ottumwa
Albia
Phoenix
Ariz
George McCombs
Harley Sperry
John Doner
McCombs
Pioneer James Cambrige Dies After Hayload Fall
Johnson county pioneer and Civil War veteran James Cambrige dies at his home after being thrown from a load of hay. He struck his head and was nearly paralyzed until death.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Haytown City
James Cambridge
Cambridge
Johnson County
Rock Island to Move Iowa Shops to East Moline
Des Moines reports that within six months the Rock Island railroad will relocate its Iowa division shops from Valley Junction to East Moline. The move threatens 400 to 500 valley workers and could cripple Valley Junction’s economy and tax base, with Cedar Rapids shops facing a similar fate and a $40,000 monthly payroll vanishing from the town.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Valley Junction
Des Moines
Rock Island
Iowa
East Moline
Moline
Cedar Rapids
Rock Island Railway
Mass Layoffs Hit Rock Island Shops at Valley Junction
About 150 Rock Island workers in Valley Junction received indefinite layoff notices. Officials cited orders from headquarters amid a broader retrenchment, with Cedar Rapids shops closed and staff reductions continuing since June 1. Officials expect short-term layoffs of up to two weeks as grain movement and business improve.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Des Moines
Valley Junction
Rock Island
Cedar Rapids
Two Men Die in Fiery Blaze at Glidden Hotel
A. W. Hobbs and W. E. Hobbs died in a fire that destroyed the City hotel on Main Street and five nearby buildings. The blaze started about 1 am, with total verified losses over $15,000. Firemen could not reach two upstairs occupants before they perished in the flames.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Glidden
A. W
W. E. Hobbs
Flansburg
City Hotel
Main Street
W. C. Harvey
W. F. Hobbs
L. M. Lyona
W. C Hervey
John F. Grace
Theodore Fort
W. F. Waldron
Slies Loffer
Thamas Burdick
Opera House
Farmers’ Bank
Grinnell Bank Forgeries and Local Tragedies Noted
In Grinnell Aug 4 reports estimate forged notes may total at least 75000 with many farmers summoned to sign attestations. The day also records the suicide of Elma Smalley’s 11 year old son Frank and a violent assault on Mrs. Burnett near Le Mars. A British warship saluted Costa Rica at Puerto Avenitas and local humor notes a cow painting joke.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Frank
el Ma
Smalley
Cloverdale
Dr. Palmer
Smalleys
FE. Burnett
le Mars
Burnet
Puerto Avenitas
Costa Rica
Silas
Cyrus
Philadelphia
Shower of Fish Rainfall Report at Bialystok
In Bialystok Russia today a heavy rain produced a shower of small fish. Local residents witnessed the unusual phenomenon as rain fell during the downpour.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bialystok
Russia
Iowa State Fair notes and agricultural plans 1904
Colonel Earl Thomas to appear at the state fair with part of the Eleventh Cavalry including the regimental band. Dairy exhibit to exceed prior years, with premiums of 535 and a new $50,000 hall. Plans for Eldena industrial school reforms and trade teaching to prepare boys for honest livelihoods. crop outlooks show corn expected near 200 million bushels with warnings of late harvest and frost risk. fruit and apple conditions reported with regional variations.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Des Moines
Earl Thomas
Eleventh Cavalry
Fort Des Moines
H. Wright
State Board of Control
Lyman D. Drake
Idera Industrial School For
Eldera
Am Industrial School
Colonel Drake
Board of Control
Inielifests
Fidera Schoo
Missouri
Iowa
John R. Sage
Mr. Sage
Also Mentioned on This Page
Fairfield
J. Dolph
Pub
Yarius Green
Jefferson Davis
General Grant
Fey
Japan
Pugilist
O'Brin
Fitzsimmons
Col. Young Husband
Lhasse
Ames
Fay Epperson
Sophrona Cameron
Miss Epperson
Miss Cameron
Ontario
Iowa Bay
Central Park
Samuel L. Dana
Dignon-Dana
Seattle
Dana
Dana la
Dena
Beatrice W. Dignon
Burlington
Emerson
Hierndon
Fred Johnson
Perry
Rock Island Road
Fairbanks
Root Springs
Navis
Indianapolis
Ind
Root
Davis
United States
Republic
Wesley Greene
State Hortieuitars Society
Bull
Cerise
New York Sun
Chicago Newsy