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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Sep 05, 1903

Page

6

The Contrabandist Begins A Forest Ambush Tale

Count Louis d Artois travels through a stormy southern French forest where armed robbers threaten him. A mysterious male friend warns him, lends pistols, and urges caution before Louis reaches a cottage shelter. There he meets Rose Lamonte, a peasant girl who shelters him and hints at Helen, his cousin.

Louis d'Artois France Rhone Louis Paris Marquis de Montauban Helen Count Louis d'Artois Monsieur Monsieur Louis Chateau de Montauban Mademoiselle Helen Rose Lamonte Rose

Candid Young People Expose Privileged Poverty

A Baltimore News piece quotes young women and a lord contrasting past privacy about finances with present public display. Elders lament lack of reserve as peers boast about furs, hats, and gifts while poverty remains hidden or denied. The essay recalls secrecy around attire and money.

Mr. Vanderbilt Lucy Job Turkey Lord of Creation Golconda Baltimore News

The Sea Lawyer's Humor and Germany's New Woman

A wartime humor piece recalls a mutinous voyage of the cruiser Topeka once the Diogenes and later the Tapioca, mocking mutiny and flag changes. It contrasts with a Breslau university note on Fraulein Immerwahr as the first woman doctor, urging women focus on wife and mother roles.

Topeka Portugal Diogenes Liverpool Kansas City Star Germany Profesaor Kaufmann Breslau Fraulein Immerwahr

Supposed Smile The World Over Cheerful Sayings

A collection of pleasant incidents and humorous selections from around the world. Dialogues reveal light, witty exchanges and a playful tone about manners and vanity. The piece includes a quip about honor and dollars and a remark on spite among people.

Dauber Picture Sold Tag Sparks Question

In a terse exchange Venda notes a sold tag on Dauber’s photo while confirming that old Smith bought it. The dialogue hints at a perceived mismatch in tagging and ownership prompting scrutiny of who is labeled as the buyer.

Venda Dauber Old Smith

Farmer Questions Cow's Illness in Old Rhyme

A humorous dialect line shows Farmer asking what's wrong with the cow and Rastus replying that the cow has fallen and strained her milk, a rustic quip reflecting rural life and farm talk.

Rastus

Cooking and strikes reshape Harry's future plans

In a humorous Beason scene a wealthy elder muses about including cooking in Harry's education as strikes loom, while Dusty Dennis and Sandy Pikes joke about a promised pair of snow shoes after a wood splitting quarrel. The dialogue highlights class concerns and stubborn promises amid unsettled times.

Harry Sandy Pikes

Hair curl dispute sparks town gossip in Cleveland Plaindealer

A fragment from the Cleveland Plaindealer shows a humorous exchange about natural curls and envy. The dialogue centers on a Bickerford girl and remarks on hair texture, reflecting social quips common in local commentary.

Bickerford

Wedding Cake Preference Prompted by Question

Mr. Fosdick offers a tray with a variety of cakes, Miss Kittish answers with a demure request for wedding cake. The exchange appears in the Detroit Free Press, reflecting social customs and light humor.

Careful of Appearance in Chaperone Debate

A brief Cleveland Plaindealer quip notes a mother’s insistence on a chaperone with a plan to follow in Jim's old auto, humorously predicting it will break down. The exchange highlights social expectations and practical mishaps in a playful local voice.

Jim Cleveland Plaindealer

The Only Way It Could Happen

A casual exchange describes a near miss near railroad tracks where someone fell asleep under a water tank and woke to claim it was divinely aided. The dialogue highlights a rural setting and a roadside moment with humorous bravado.

Definition, Little Willie What’s a hypocrite in verse

A short proverb in simple couplets defines a hypocrite as a man who believes one thing yet speaks another. It frames hypocrisy as a moral failing carried by those who profess beliefs they do not express aloud.

Willie

Local Folklore Sparks Bizarre Portrait in Dialogue

In a quirky excerpt, characters Harry Blueface and Gussle Gunn debate a doll like Drreeien, noting her extreme demeanor. Flow asks a puzzled question while a figure cries “Mamma” whenever she is squeezed, highlighting a strange scene.

Harry Blueface Gussle Gunn

Pen is mightier than sword in family quip

A child asks if pen is stronger than a sword. The mother confirms with a witty reply noting that the father could not sign checks with a sword. The exchange frames writing as superior to force in a light domestic vignette.

Mamma Mary Ellen

Rapid-Fire Thought About Thinking Fast

A kid named Little Tommy quotes his mother advising to think before speaking. He replies that if he always thinks first it requires very fast thinking when he starts to go for his father.

Tommy

Landlady and Mr Newcomer Discuss Chicken Portion

A brief exchange has the landlady asking what portion Mr Newcomer wants and him replying that about half the chicken will be ample.

The Safer Way Detroit Dialogue Sparks Family Talk

A brief Detroit Free Press exchange shows a couple debating how to break news to a father figure. The line hints at tension and precaution in delivering family news.

Detroit Free Press

Hard Luck in a Summer Tale of Woe

An anecdotal exchange features a beach mishap. A bride-to-be laments a ruined bathing suit while a fortune teller predicts marriage four times, prompting gentle humor about fate and misfortune in a seaside setting.

Courtship and Doughnuts Speculation in Comic Exchange

A playful exchange centers on Mrs Meeker and Mrs Nextdoor as characters discuss poodles, doughnuts, and a rumored courtship stunt by Charlie Lapleigh and Misa Wiserly. Miss Meeker worries about time and cooks, while De Borum jokes about leaving for home. The Detroit Free Press framing adds a light, domestic humor tone.

Charlie Lapleigh Misa Wiserly

Too Much Pyrrography in a Quirk of Cakes

Mr. Stubb complains of a new fad as Lucy Ann has scorched flannel cakes with pyrography. The playful mispractice turns a kitchen moment into comic trouble.

Maria Mr. Stubb Lucy Ann

Ambiguous rumor and the peach refrain

A uncertain chatter frames a rumor about a person losing their mind, with a humorous aside about a woman named Slasher and a playful exchange about a peach described as clingy. The dialogue blends absurdity and light insult in a folksy tone.

Autocrat remark on wealth and manners sparks dinner table talk

A sensitive woman notes she is haughty since wealth rose in the family. Miss Cayenne counters that wealthier people must treat cooks with the same politeness as others. Washington Star source remarks on social snobbery and etiquette.

Miss Cayenne Washington Star

Frankness sparks distress after engagement ring tragedy

A lovelorn youth who recently died by suicide over a $37.50 engagement ring laments, while his fluffed-haired beloved questions why anyone admires him. The exchange from the Chicago News paints a tense scene as the alliance grows oppressive.

Chicago News

Parson’s Sermon Sparks Mocking Bootless Defense

A local scene shows a fiery sermon on rum evils. A pew member shifts uncomfortably as the preacher claims to have struck the right man. The accused replies that he would be uneasy with a June bug down his back.

Rumn

Helpful Little Wife and Language-Lite Brothers

A humorous exchange features Henry and his wife debating color and painting, followed by a quip about a child learning French. A Boston Transcript quip contrasts slang from street boys with language study, illustrating quick learning through humor.

Gods country across the United States and territories

The piece traces the term gods country from the early West and Atlantic seaboard to the territories and the Philippines. It notes veterans returning home say it is good to be back in gods country, while Alaska may be excluded for some. The writer adds a tongue in cheek remark about a letter from a wife.

States West Atlantic Seaboard Ohio Philippine Islands United States Alaska Arctic Circle Tacoma Ged

Sage of White Hall dies after public life and strange marriage

General Caesius M. Clay of Kentucky dies at White Hall Madison County as a worn man plagued by fear of assassination and insanity. A court declared him insane in Richmond after a life of wealth, diplomacy and abolitionism. The tale includes a 16 year old marriage to Dora Richardson Brock and a lurid kitchen encounter described by a Chicago paper.

Cassiua Marcellus Clay White Hall Madison County Kentucky Richmond Dora Richardson Brock General Clay Deora Richardson Fang Annie Chicago Paper

Oysters Planted Cultivated Like Other Crops

The Philadelphia North American notes that oysters are planted cultivated and harvested like any other crop, a detail not widely known by the average citizen.

Philadelphia

Aging General and a Young Wife Tale of Love and Inheritance

An aged general's unhappy marriage to a much younger woman ends in separation and remarriage to a farm boy who is later killed. Legal battles over his estate and plans to remarry follow, while separate notes describe oyster farming in Hampton Roads and shell handling practices on Virginia's peninsula. The piece blends domestic tragedy with industry reportage.

Hampton Roada Hampton Virginia Penisula

Desperate schemes in servant hiring rise in cities

A London era column discusses women hiring servants from other households seeking higher wages. It notes the tendency among affluent houses to hire away friends' staff, citing scarcity of servants and household desperation as drivers. The piece recalls a Chicago incident where a flat resident boasted about handling a similar matter.

Chicago

Couple to Spend Year in Europe After Union Arbitration

Ruby Hamerstrom of St Louis, a noted writer, and her husband pair with lawyer Mr. Darrow of Chicago who represented United Mineworkers in the arbitration that settled the great coal strike. The couple will spend a year in Europe.

Ruby Hamerstrom St. Louia Darrow Chicago United Mineworkers Europe

A Telltale Envelope Innovation Report

A genius has invented an envelope that records any tampering with its contents. The flap contains a chemical composition that, when dampened or otherwise triggered, prints the words Attempt to open. The invention is said to deter inquisitive attempts to access the enclosure.

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