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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Sep 05, 1903

Page

3

Fragmentary Historical Dialogue On Speech With Father

A fragmentary dialogue shows a young man named George disputing with a sweet companion about when he may speak to his father. The woman hints the father expects a talk tonight or tomorrow depending on circumstances.

George

Those Educated Sandwiches in the Lunch Room

A comic exchange features a college student nicknamed the Idiot and a friend in a lunch room. The Idiot praises the sandwiches as the one good thing about college, dubbing them red and linking the jab to Columbia Jester theatrics.

College Columbia

Machinery on the Farm Investment Dilemmas

A dialogue shows a father angrily questioning a son about fee kissing for his daughter while a financier pursues a risky farm machinery buy. The text contrasts an investment promising a high return with farmer hesitancy over payback and the general view that machinery is expensive yet potentially advantageous.

Deafness Cure and Portraits in History

A scanned historical fragment discusses deafness caused by inflammation of the mucous lining of the Eustachian tube and notes a failed cure claim by Hall's Catarrh Cure. The piece then shifts to social commentary on portraits for rulers in various nations, anecdotes about Senator Kearns, and a string of humorous quotes from newspapers and public figures.

Hall Cheney & CO Toledo

Youth Romance Ended Soon in Odd Stray Tale

A quirky fragment from Stray Stories depicts two youths in a romance that is said to be nearing its end. Cynicus comments on the seeming shame of their impending marriage, noting the strong affection they display.

W. L. Douglas Union W. L. Douglas W. L Douglas Douglas Atoll Corona Saint Tage Lina W. L. Dolglas Brockton

Pardon Impossible to be Sent to Siberia Story

A collection of light anecdotes recounts a Dowager Empress altering a marginal note to pardon a political prisoner, a Missouri wife’s late night wait ending in marital silence, a subscriber admitting to faking his own death to avoid a bill, and a stammering writer finding voice through shared prayers. The piece ends with a London church tale about a gilded sovereign mistaken for a real one in church plate offerings.

Russia Alexander Missouri Mrs. Caudle J. H. Shorthouse London

Why Germany Strengthens Her Navy

An analysis argues German naval buildup serves two front risks and sea control near its shores. It cites Liberal goals in 1840, persistent naval budgets, rising manpower from the south, and growing fleets of Russia and France as monitor signals. The piece frames naval power as precautionary for potential dual-front conflict.

United States Germany South America Great Britain Karl Blind North American Review Blind France North Sea Viet Corner Chamber of Deputies Alsace- Loraine

Porfirio Diaz and Mexico’s Strong Rural Forces

A Denver Republic editorial argues Mexico’s army strengths exceed common belief with 4000 peace troops, 50,000 trained regulars ready in days, and 100,000 within weeks. It warns U S interest in the Monroe doctrine and Diaz’s rurales could shape global opinion if challenged, urging consideration by readers and policymakers.

United States Porfirio Diaz North South America Republic Rio Grande Diaz Congress Canada British Honduras Guiana Jamaica Mexico Denver Republican

Justice in Old Kentucky court room scene ends in silence

A dramatic courtroom exchange shows a witness resisting questions to protect his safety. The judge orders disarmament in court, then the witness seeks a private breath and the judge confirms the trial proceeds. In a contrast, a drill master parodies funeral rites with soldiers and a somber remark about expressing regret.

Old Kentucky

Teaching Them a Lesson and a Tramcar Tale

A West Philadelphia Sunday school class of twelve boys ages 6 to 12 is told the Genesis tale of Abraham about offering Isaac. The teacher describes the ascent to Moriah and the prepared sacrifice, ending with a boy’s startled reaction to the kid in the bushes. A London Tit-Bits item notes a tramway superintendent warning passengers will learn safety only when aboard the car after a late incident.

West Philadelphia Abraham Isaac Philadelphia Press London

Proof of Waning Affection Smart Set Quote

A wry quip notes a doomed marriage as a husband stops loving his spouse because causing misery no longer feels worthwhile. The line reflects a dry, sardonic tone about relationships and emotional distance.

Strength of the Mormon Church in its seventieth year

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, commonly called the Mormon Church, is approaching its seventieth year with an estimated 400,100 adherents worldwide through its expansion and growth programs.

Church of Latter Day Saints Mormon

Catarrh Destroys the Kidneys and Pelvic Organs

An advertising letter touts Peruna as a cure for catarrh in kidneys liver and pelvic organs. James M Powell of Kansas City and Cyrus Hershman of Sheridan Indiana share rapid relief and cure after using Peruna, urging others to try the remedy and seek Dr Hartman’s free advice if unsatisfied.

James M. Powell Troost Street Kansas City Cherryville Kan Cyrus Hershman Sheridan, Ind Perona Hershman Hartman Dr. Hartman Hartman Sanitarium Columbus Ohio

Si Slocum Purchases Items in New York Deal

Si Slocum and Ya as acknowledge returning from New York with cash to spend. He reportedly bought goods valued at five thousand dollars for about one hundred fifty dollars, reflecting a sharp discount or bargain.

Si Slocum Josh Medders New York Yaas

Proprieter’s slow ideas delay guest’s bill at dining room

A guest asks if the bill is ready while the waiter reports it is not yet due to the proprietor’s ideas coming slowly today. An advertisement promotes Mrs Winslow's Soothing Pate as the best teething remedy for children.

Mrs. Winslow

Magnetic lift powers trolley car claims in old ad

An odd ad asserts trolley cars are raised by magnetic attraction of motor armature coils rather than electric current. It then promotes Dr. Kline's real Nerve Restorer claiming permanent cure for nervousness and fits, offering a free trial bottle from Dr. H. Knoe in Philadelphia.

Kline Ik. H. Knoe

Arizona hotel hosts seven-up and poker game

An Eastern man arrives at an Arizona hotel and asks what game is played. The proprietor replies with seven-up and poker, extending a friendly greeting as they begin their interaction.

Arizona Chicago News

Market Berries Grow Plentiful, Prices to Drop

A Roller Monthly snippet notes berries becoming plentiful on the market and predicts prices will fall as boxes grow larger, keeping supplies high while table demand lags behind. The exchange between Willie and Sallie highlights abundance and bargain potential for shoppers.

Willie Sallie

Women can preside over a home with trained help and money

A Chicago Post quote argues that a woman may preside over her own home if she has capable servants and a wealthy husband. It suggests the challenge lies in building a home herself rather than managing one provided by others.

Chicago Post

Lowest Rates to Cities by Chicago Great Western Railway

Electric lighted trains with unequalled service offer low fares to Chicago, Dubuque, the East, Des Moines, Kansas City, and the Southeast. Inquiries directed to J. P. Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago.

Chicago Dubuque Des Moines Kansas City

German Antarctic Gauss reaches Cape of Good Hope

The German Antarctic expedition in the Gauss has reached the Cape of Good Hope after nearly two years of effort. Every previous well-Atted ex pedition has penetrated farther south than it. For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure for Space. It is a good cough medicine. At druggists, price 5 cents.

Cape of Good Hope

Underwood Battle In Court Yields No Compensation

In a notable case, Underwood faced six physicians and a lengthy battle in court. Despite the lengthy proceedings, the family could never secure any payment or settlement.

Underwood

Global Volcanoes Active in Modern Times

About 350 volcanoes on Earth have erupted in modern history while many hundreds more have long been extinct. The distinction highlights ongoing geological activity and the enduring legacy of volcanic processes across populations and landscapes.

Abyssinia portrayed by a late 19th century correspondent

A French journalist recounts dangers and wonders of Abyssinia as the McMillan expedition seeks Nile navigation. The piece paints Abyssinia’s geography, wealth, and volatile culture, detailing royal polygamy, morality, greed, jewelry fixation, cleanliness habits, and lavish, intimate hospitality amid described dangers and imperial interest.

Blue Nile M. Dubois Demaiulle Abyssinia McMillan Biue Nile Nile Egypt Mediterranean St. Louis Washington Aris

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