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A collage of curmudgeonly quips on flying machines yachts and marriage laws. Wry notices rail at Langley progress naval pomp and the oath of obedience while lampooning society and moral double standards. The piece mocks press gossip and political pretenses with tongue in cheek observations.
Frugal Funeral Advice Cited For Duke Standards
A author argues against extravagant funerals noting that a duke could suffice with a $15 ceremony. The piece suggests minimal expenditure and questions mortgaging the family home for costly burials, using the late John Smith as an example of excessive spending.
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John Smith
Millionaires Daughters and English Aristocracy Impact
The text argues that marriages between American heiresses and English nobility cannot restore English land value or earn genuine reverence for aristocracy among American masses, despite potential family alliances or money.
Gossip and guns and Macedonian war fears in late reports
A scattered East gossip game with photographs raises danger concerns. The Grafton Record notes localities where such play has persisted for years. Observations touch on gun trade shifts, Macedonia’s looming conflict with the sultan, and mockery of sensational reports about damaged towns and doomed rivers. A Chicago boy wins a prize for dress hats at a milliners’ convention. Also noted: women entering jobs once held by men, and men shaping fashion for female appeal.
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East
Grafton
N. D
Social elites and alien voters spark debate on citizenship
The piece critiques upper class American women marrying into titled foreign fortunes and analyzes how states handle alien voters. It cites examples from Connecticut Mississippi and Nebraska, noting judges’ discretion in granting citizenship and language requirements.
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Albany
New York
As Weak as a Cat a Muscular Study for Boys
A past paternal essay argues the common saying misstates feline strength. It explains cats have large, powerful muscles, sharp curved claws, and springy joints that enable rapid moves yet limited long speed. It concludes boys should aim for muscular, well balanced bodies rather than envy a cat’s true power.
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Huidekoper
Salem Doctors Seek City Limits Regulation On Stent Whistles
Twenty four physicians in Salem Massachusetts petition the City Council to curb stent whistle use they call a life and death matter to some patients and a nerve racking nuisance to many residents within the city.
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Salem
Mass
Cuba's Four Annual Corn Crops Highlight Orgy of Plantings
In Cuba four corn crops are produced each year. The fret crop is planted until December and the fourth crop is harvested by December, illustrating a year round farming cycle.
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Cuba
Ministers Salaries Spark Sharp Clergy Pay Debate
A mix of editorial snippets argues ministers are underpaid with salaries around 700 a year, compares urban and rural clergy compensation, and critiques societal expectations on pastors. It cites Rockwell Iowa and Philadelphia clergymen, noting cost of living and duties. The pieces urge reevaluating wage norms for church workers.
Life's Phantom Troubles in The Only Woman scene
Reverend Thomas Dixon Jr. depicts a character in The Only Woman carving a line about old age and trouble. The piece argues most worries are anticipatory phantoms that rarely come to pass, shrinking to vapor as life nears its sunset.
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Chicago Post
Thomas Dixon, Jr
There any real danger in the accumulation
A London Spectator argument contends that wealthy individuals who amass fortunes rarely squander them and are safe if they steer clear of political manipulation. The real threat lies in billionaires using wealth for political ends to influence constitutions, though such danger depends on the strength of a society's legislature and leadership.
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London
New York
South Africa
London Spectator
Argentina Emerges as Potential Rival in World Corn Market
The New York Tribune notes Argentina’s rising corn production as a potential challenge to the United States. It reports last year’s corn crop at 4,300,000 acres yielding 130,606,000 bushels, versus U.S. 4,400,000 acres and 2,525,000,000 bushels. Argentines produce about thirty bushels per acre, earning $13.20 per acre, while U.S. farmers average twenty seven bushels per acre worth about $10.80.
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Canada
Russia
United States
Argentina
South American
New York Tribune
Canning Peas for Market
The article describes a pea canning process in a factory, detailing the sequence from field vines to ready cans. It covers machines like the viner, sieve-like cages, graders, blanchet boiling troughs, fillers, soldering, dotting, inspection, and cookers, ending with cooling and labeling later in the season.
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Barna
Japs Invade Fisheries Aims To Drain Salmon Wealth
The Tacoma Ledger reports that Japanese fishermen flocked to British Columbia after Russia barred their coast, consuming dried fish and supplying themselves with Japanese gear and labor. The note claims Canada and the U S will gain nothing as Japanese money circulates within Japanese operations.
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Tacoma Ledger
Siberia
British Columbia
Canada
America
Japan
Upper countries unite to curb foreign fisheries trade
The speaker argues that restricted salmon sales and wheat flour competition show how foreign exploitation harms domestic industries. If Japan and Canada gain access to U S fisheries and grain markets, the domestic economy suffers, so the author urges bilateral action to halt such foreign operations in government waters.
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Canada
America
Alaskan
International Fair of Ports Across New York Harbor
The piece portrays New York Harbor as a global bazaar where ships from American, British, German, Norwegian, French, Danish, Italian, Dutch, Cuban, Belgian, Spanish, Austrian and Portuguese nations unload daily. It describes the harbor as a gateway where diverse peoples and goods mingle, with commerce shaping urban life and geography.
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Orient
Tropics
New York
Harper's Magazine
Coin of George II Found on Johns Hopkins Ward
A George II coin from England during George II’s reign was found on the roof of a Johns Hopkins Hospital ward building. It likely dropped by a worker during the ward’s construction. One side shows Georgius II Rex with a profile. the second side is illegible but probably shows a seven. An Atchison boy claims his stepmother is the nicest in the world.
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George
England
Advances in science and radio era tech across papers
The article surveys a range of scientific topics including the sixth sense in blind people linked to skin sensitivity, two new incandescent lamp designs with fluted glass bulbs, a durable pew alloy bearing composition, and a telegraph system that reproduces writing via a light beam. It also outlines Rutherford's radiation types alpha beta gamma and a fourth gaseous emanation from thorium, with observations on uranium and radium radiations. The piece ends with a discussion of Jewish facial features and ethnicity perceptions, citing Harper's Weekly and Mannis’ theories.
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Emile Javel
E. Bohm
G. A. Cramer
Germany
E. Rutherford
McGill University
Sign of the Fish and Early Christian Symbols
The fish symbol and the Greek ichthus phrase linked to Jesus Christ, Son of God, the Savior, served as a hidden Christian mark. In Asia Minor and Rome, ichthus lamps and rings bore the sign, enabling believers to identify each other amid persecution.
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A. W. Patten
Ramsay
Asia Minor
Jesus Christ
Son of
God
Savior
Spalato
Rome
Christ
Philadelphia Public Ledger
Hebrew Type Features Persist in Common Typeforms
The article discusses Jewish physical features as a typal form and notes that Jews are not always distinguishable by appearance. It mentions synagogue services at major European centers, including Ber (Berline/BER).
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Ber
Family Forced From Farm Over Debt and Flight Sequel
A Missouri farmer Auspaugh abandons his farm with wife and five-year-old twins after owing lawyer Matthews $750 secured by mortgage. Neighbors found the family after days of displacement, leaving only clothes and photos while the home’s cattle and stock remained. The note left by Auspaugh pleaded for mercy and acknowledgment of debt, fearing felony charges but relinquishing belongings. Canadian metal output and speculative oddities follow in a separate item.
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Missouri
Hae
Tom Auspaugh
Macon
Auspaugh
Mr. Matthews
T. O. Auspaug
Matthews
Anspaugh
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