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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Apr 11, 1903

Page

4

Catarrh and its constitutional remedy

Catarrh weakens lungs and affects digestion and senses. It often causes headaches and dizziness and impairs taste and voice. As a constitutional disease it requires a constitutional remedy.

Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises Cures Prominently

Sarsaparilla claims to permanently cure nose and throat issues, catarrh, stomach problems, and more with testimonials from Milwaukee residents like William Sumpwax. An awkward insert mentions trainer George Francis Train praising hot cake selling properties of a new autobiography and a remark about free copies, reflecting ad copy style.

Hood William Sumpwax 6Th St Milwaukee Wis George Francis Train York Times

Wise Brothers Promise Painless Dental Care For Women

Wise Brothers, the renowned Portland Oregon dentists, tout painless tooth fillings and whitening as modern progress. They claim regular six month visits keep teeth in fine order and urge readers to maintain bright teeth for self and friends.

Wise Brothers Portland Northwest Arts

Divorce Costs Spark City to City Comment

A Boston woman laments spending $1,000 on her divorce while a Chicago woman counters that she was swindled. The Philadelphia Record notes the exchange, hinting at high divorce costs and regional views on alimony and legal fees.

Boston Chicago Philadelphia

Fragmentary quotation hints at a dialogue fragment

The readable lines show a fragmented dialogue with phrases like she none tage for me and my own man. The text appears as garbled OCR from a historical page, offering no clear event, names, or context to form a full news item.

Windig Sparks Conversation Like A Phonograph

A witty exchange notes Windig speaks a lot yet lacks original ideas. He remarks on the tendency to chatter, while she compares the trait to a phonograph, highlighting repetitive, recycled phrases.

Tree resembling oak yields year round vegetable butter

In Ashanti a tree resembling an oak furnishes excellent vegetable butter that remains in good condition throughout the year despite heat, even in its natural state.

Ashanti

Little girl notes euchre players are a sad lot

A girl watching her aunt's friends play euchre remarks that she has never seen such a sad group, noting they keep saying hearts are lead. The quote captures a child's candid impression of the mood and a common card game phrase.

Euch

River Truth From A Child's Simple Question

Lucy asks where the Mississippi ends and a boy replies with a childlike rhyme, saying the mouth lies under its nose. The exchange captures playful mislearning and local speech. The scene reflects a simple, curious moment between Lucy and Johnny during play.

Mississippi River Lucy Little Johnny

Portrait of Mrs Roosevelt and daughter to be published

The April Century article on The Restoration of the White House will feature a portrait of Mrs Roosevelt and her daughter Ethel. Painted for Mrs Roosevelt in the White House at her request, it will stay with the Roosevelts rather than transfer to the government.

Worthless Life Motto Sparks Quiet Contemplation

A reflective quotation from Duer Miller published in Lippincott's cautions against a life of idle self amusement. It suggests maintaining a serious façade to avoid judgment, while revealing contentment risks social scolding from longtime friends. The piece reads as a brief literary aside rather than a news item.

Duer Miller Lippincott's

Deaf and Dumb Societies Hold Conference in Chartiers

Fifty delegates from various deaf and dumb societies met in Chartiers France. The chairman opened the gathering by feigning a bell and speeches were delivered using the deaf and dumb alphabet.

Chartiers France

Norwood philosopher on success secret

A Ludlow youth asks for the great secret of success and is told by a Norwood philosopher that success lies in finding something you cannot do and then doing it. The Cincinnati Enquirer attributes the quotation to a local thinker.

Ludlow Norwood Cincinnati Enquirer Louisville

Stella Did She Ask You To Her Farewell Dinner

A brief quoted exchange from the New York Herald notes Stella’s absence from a farewell dinner. The piece jokes about a future “divorce tea” invitation, reflecting witty social chatter of the era.

Stella Bella N. Y. Herald

English Chap Laughs at Your Joke

Dalton notes the exchange while Waller confirms the English man likely heard the joke before. The brief remark hints at shared humor and familiarity.

Dalton Waller

Home title quip in cartoon dialogue

A brief cartoon caption features a character asking why the scene is called Home and the other replies there is no place like it, highlighting a witty exchange about home. The strip emphasizes the idea of home being a unique, valued place through playful dialogue.

Monkey talk investigations draw ire from Willie and Miss Cayenne

Willie Wishington dismisses inquiries into whether monkeys talk, while Miss Cayenne agrees that such studies offer nothing beyond what one could imagine. The exchange reveals skepticism about animal communication research.

Willie Wishington Miss Cayenne

Papal Legacies Highlight Large Bequests to Pope

During his pontificate, over 1,000,000 pounds have been bequeathed to the pope through various means including a single year totaling 600,000 pounds and a recent gift of at least 200,000.

Legion of Loyal Women Hotel Salem Boston Mass

Ode to Odd Inedible Cookery Fads From A Curious Plate

A bizarre set of culinary riddles describes Turkish bath inspired cake blends and playful crafting with no real food value. The text parodies recipes using household items including cups of varied wares and nonfood ingredients like sole leather and bath sponges. It playfully degrades into whimsical fare such as little cupcakes and bath buns.

Dresden

Conversation and a farming heroine in old New Hampshire

A New Hampshire matron laments changing talk and praises concise conversation. The piece highlights Nellie E. Lakin of Boscawen with remarkable farming feats, including corn, hay, apples, and vegetables. It notes women voters in 103 granges and ends with a humorous exchange about temper.

Nellie E. Lakin Boscawen Penacock Franklin George Franklin High School Woman's Home Journal New Hampshire

How Peruna Promises Nerve Relief in Spring Catarrh

A persuasive ad style piece touts Peruna as a spring tonic to strengthen nerves and treat catarrh. It cites testimonials from Mrs. Lulu Larmer and others, urging readers to contact Dr. Hartman for free advice and a copy of his book.

Hartman Perana Medicine Co Columbus Ohio Lulu Larmer Stoughton Wis Lulu Laermer Verona

Charity Ball Sparks Whispered Affections

Hazel-Young Banker charmed at a charity ball, dancing with the speaker four times, amid social chatter and nightlife reports from the night. Helen counters, noting the event was a charity ball and implying social maneuvering.

Hazel Helen N. Y

Witty exchange quoted from Chicago Tribune

A brief dialogue between Mr Upjohn and Mrs Upjohn is quoted with playful quips. The exchange humorously notes quirks in marriage and reflects light domestic banter from the Chicago Tribune.

Mr. Upjohn Mrs. Upjohn Chicago Tribune

Real Estate Note From Somerville Journal

A brief note quotes Mr Johnson stating there are 5 000 square feet in his property as a unit inquiry referenced in the Somerville Journal with a dialog about measurement.

Ethel Mr. Johnson Somerville Journal

Scotch Saloon Statistics Show Ayr Tops Drunkenness Rates

Airdrie records more tavern charges per size than any Scottish town with 42 per 1000 residents. Coatbridge and Renfrew follow, while Ayr leads with 476 charges per 1000 inhabitants annually.

Airdrie Scotland Coatbridge Renfrew Ayr

Man Who Does Things Leads Western Ontario Mayoral Race

In a western Ontario city a newspaper promotes a mayoralty candidate described as "a man who does things." Opposing media argue he is a man who does the people, in a clash of campaign tones reflected by Ottawa Citizen.

Ontario Ottawa Citizen

Identified by Marks Delayed, Boy Vanishes in Indian War Tale

Police superintendent questions father of missing youth who ran away to join a fight with Indians. Father replies there will be marks when he retrieves the boy, implying eventful pursuit and risk to youth.

Eaid

Humorous Exchange Quips Over Dime Request

A Chicago American cartoon caption captures a mock plea as a sailor asks for a dime while the other replies he just spent his last dime helping a man not titled admiral. The humorous exchange plays on rank and scarcity with a sailor’s plea.

Chicago American

Constantinople Native City Sparks City Street Critique

An educated foreigner tells a Chicago observer that while locals respect institutions, Chicago streets are the worst he has seen, then reveals Constantinople as his native city, prompting shock from the Chicagoan.

Scott Chicago Constantinople

Man on the Moon Metaphor Reflects Hidden Sides

A literary exchange compares a man to the moon with a cloud over it, noting we see him at night yet a side remains hidden. Janet speaks emphatically with Sir Francis reacting, illustrating a metaphor about perception and mystery.

Janet Sir Francis

Dinner guest brings up family dinner joke

A neighbor teasing a young boy asks if he had his grandpa for dinner. The boy replies quickly that they had turkey instead, turning a grim line into a humorous misunderstanding.

Piso's Cure Is A Popular Cough Medicine

A historic boast notes Piso's Cure as effective for coughs for forty years. The cure is advertised as available at druggists for 25 cents.

Piso's

Arctic explorer claims Eskimos lack religion belief

Mr. Hanbury, the recently returned Arctic explorer, says Eskimos have no religion or belief in a Supreme Being and adds that one should not demand a busy man pause to applaud.

Mr. Hanbury

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