Onions-Living Man in Ohio Sparks Jest
A humorous note about a man in Ohio who survives on onions, drawing mock commentary about his odd diet and solitary lifestyle. The item reads like a light column tease with regional flavor.
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Newspaper
Encampment Record
Location
Encampment, Wyoming, United States of America
Date
Nov 09, 1916
Page
7
A humorous note about a man in Ohio who survives on onions, drawing mock commentary about his odd diet and solitary lifestyle. The item reads like a light column tease with regional flavor.
A sorrowful driver sits for hours by his car near the curb while another asks questions about the vehicle. The real issue is his wife visiting a sister's fragile infant, not mechanical trouble, provoking reflections on mob spirit and farming hardship.
The remark plays with optimism as a speaker notes that during a rainstorm a man without an umbrella prompts the reply never mind the weather, if the speaker has an umbrella. The exchange hints at practical optimism and social wit.
Samuel Weller recalls a London drug house tale where a vendor sold hemlock seed cheaply by sowing hedgerows in spring and charging farmers a shilling per hedge to cut down the resulting weeds in autumn, securing free ground and a harvest payment.
A romantic girl voices a preference for more moonlight over an extra hour of daylight in a lighthearted exchange, illustrating personal sentiment about evening ambiance and time use.
In a severe Irish Sea gale the British steamships Connemara from Greenore to Holyhead and Retriever carrying coal sank near Carlingford bar. About 100 lives were lost with only one Connemara survivor. The Retriever crew perished. no Americans aboard. Many cattle and bodies washed ashore along the Irish coast.
Overseas News Agency reports that territories held by central powers in Poland were declared free and Poland’s independence reestablished with rights to govern itself. French and British forces push German lines north of the Somme and in Verdun, while Italians gain on the Carso plateau near Trieste.
An American doctor, Dr. Fisher, was killed by Villa bandits near Santa Rosalia. A Mexican refugee ties the assault to Gen. Baudelio Uribe. Gen. Trevino concentrates about 10,000 troops toward Jimines as Chihuahua City fortifications finish and receive his approval.
A collection of testimonials from women in North Crandon Wisconsin Lawton Oklahoma and Roxbury Massachusetts praising Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for displacement ulcers inflammation and related ailments. The letters urge women to seek advice from the Lydia E Pinkham Medicine Co and promise confidential responses.
Public notice-style ad touts Dr Kilmer s Swamp Root as a kidney liver and bladder remedy claiming early warnings of kidney disease and urging readers to buy regular sizes or obtain a sample by sending ten cents to Dr Kilmer Co Binghamton NY with a request noting the paper.
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