Amusing Snapshots From an Uneven Page
A mixed collection of quips and anecdotes from Emmons County with brief jokes about fashion politics nature and crime. Notable lines reference Yaquis yellow fever arsenic golf and a Chicago man drowning himself on his wife s say so. It notes a Bronx Zoo snake count and a judge in Arizona style trial table etiquette.
Bellevue Patient Believes He Is a Petrified Ant
A New York Journal note reports one Bellevue case of a man who thinks himself an ant while acknowledging many others claim to be ants in a broader, odd psychiatric trend.
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Bellevue
New York Journal
Rockefeller Tries Kneipp Cure as Bottles Remain
John D Rockefeller adopts the Kneipp cure with the practical note that unused bottles are not left to be carted away. George Gould shifts into poultry farming, leveraging his financial genius to turn a profit, even from poetry.
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John PD. Rockefeller
Kneipp
George Gould
Not at all smart settish society note in press
A society item mentions a family that sometimes rises before breakfast. It contrasts with others who rarely go to bed before breakfast and notes the novelty in local chatter.
Maud Gonne Urged to Marry Again for Happiness
writers suggest Maud Gonne wed a gifted man then later divorce to secure lasting comfort and happiness with a plain balanced partner, ensuring a stable life thereafter.
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Maud Gonne
Shah of Persia Moral Man With Hundreds of Wives
The Atlanta Constitution claims the Shah of Persia now has but 600 to 700 wives and is described as a moral man, while noting the paper omits how many mothers in law he has accumulated in his day.
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Atlanta Constitution
Persia
Constitution
Why England’s drinking decline sparks debate
The text weighs whether reduced alcohol use in England stems from dwindling prosperity or rising temperance sentiment. It suggests that harsh economic conditions might also influence morals, noting prosperity can have the opposite effect.
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England
Public Lands Offer Farm Access For Budget Buyers
A columnist notes that anyone unhappy about not owning a farm can still acquire one with little cost as public lands make up a large share of the nation. He riffs on American aristocracy and references Mary MacLane enjoying mountain resort life funded by an easy public system.
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American Union
Mary MacLane
Agencies Report Aids and Incidents From Nation’s Capital
The annual report urges reestablishing the post exchange canteen. Mrs Clara Hay probate petition seeks $250000 estate. B Hanna named disbursing officer for Fargo public building work. White Earth timber sale proposals postponed to Nov 15. Consul Rogers notes boycott calm with hopes rising. John B Berry named to Panama Canal engineers board replacing Schussler. Treasury approves new elevator for St Paul federal building. Navigation repairs tightened by Commerce Labor to require certifying vessels. William F Franks Jr dies after being hit by foul tip at a baseball game. Letts Iowa fire damages $30000 in losses. John W Essig killed by train at Des Moines state fair. Penn Traffic building in Johnstown burned, $500000 loss.
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Clara 8. Hay
Secretary Hay
Hay
Washington
B. Hanna
First National Bank of Fargo
N. C
Minnesota
Secretary of the Interior
White Earth
Rogers
Shanghai
State Department
John B. Berry
Union Pacific Railroad
Consulting Engineers
Panama Canal
Herman Schussler
Treasury Department
Federal
St. Paul
Stevens
Department of Commerce and Labor
Various Global Unease and Incidents Across Continents
A bomb exploded on a French boulevard in Odessa injuring two revolutionaries who died later in a military hospital. A six-embassy note appointed Commissioners to manage Macedonia finances. The Kaiserin Auguste Victoria launched at Stettin with Emperor William present. Germany faces rising meat prices due to frontier closures. Manila hosted protests for Philippine independence before visiting congressmen. Gallay confessed to embezzlement frauds in Paris after fleeing to Brazil claiming Belgian origins.
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Odessa
Macedonia
Porte
Stettin
Emperor William
Germany
Manila
The
Philippines
Gen. Wright
Gallay
Paris
Brazil
Belgium
Multiple Fatal and Destructive Accidents Reported Across U S
A fire at W. 8. Dickey Clay plant No 3 in Kansas City caused about 50000 in damage. Dolphus Germain killed at Penn Iron Mining sawmill in Norway Michigan. An electric car crash in Los Angeles killed one and injured eleven. A dead man found beside a Nickel Plate train in Dunkirk New York. Joseph Fagot dies in Remington Indiana auto crash. Mexican workers killed in a dynamite blast at Manzanilla port works. Samuel Julien dies from ingesting carbolic acid. A twelve year old boy shot by accident near Gilman Iowa. Four killed in a California Northwestern wreck near Sherwood Junction. Explosions at Anthony Powder works near Negaunee and damage across Marquette Ishpeming with no casualties.
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Dickey Clay Manufacturing Company
Kansas City
Dolphus Germain
Penn Lron Mining Company
Norway
Mich
Los Angeles Pacific Railway
Wiliam Kistner
Sheboygan
Wis
New York
Dunkirk
N. Y
Kistner
Joseph Fagot
Remington
Ind
Renssaler, Ind
Samuel Julien
St. Anthony
Iowa
Samuel Stewart
Gilman
California Northwestern
Sherwood Junction
Cal
Anthony Powder Works
Negaunee
Marquette
Ishpeming
Notable Obscurities and Crimes Across the Midwest
A mixed batch of reports from Iowa to Illinois recount suicides by George M. Tower in Iowa Falls and Noah M. Letts in Chicago, a Chicago promoter dying by morphine, Harry Mumm of Chicago wounded in Des Moines, and Cornelius Shanahan with embezzlement sentences in Michigan. Also listed are a Kimmswick postmaster shot by a city official, Edwin S. Holmes Jr surrender in Washington, Owassa post office burglary, James J. Crow linked to Rockefeller’s silk hat theft, and labor unrest rumors in Hartford City related to window glass negotiations.
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Noah M. Letts
Chicago
Letts
Harry Mumm
Des Moines
J. A. Miller
Cornelius Shanahan
Corpe
Schwarzschild & Sulzberger
Chicago Packers
Houghton, Mich
Reformatory
Lewis Hall
Kimmswick
Herman Henschell
Edwin S. Holmes, Jr
Agricultural Department
United States
Washington
Owassa
Iowa
Hartford City
Ind
Simon Burns
American Window Glass Company
S. A. 300
National Window Glass Manufacturers’ Association
Carey Nominated for Massachusetts Governor At Socialist Convention
Former State Representative James F. Carey of Haverhill was nominated for governor at the socialist state convention. The report also notes marriages, bank stock increases, and various public notices including a Black Hawk veteran’s death and a steel rails price decision for 1906.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
James F. Carey
Haverhill
Mass
Massachusetts
L.e Roy Bartlett
Bowie Franklin
San Antonio
Tex
West Point
Franklin
Winfield S. Schley
First National Bank of Milwaukee
Peace Treaty Ready for Signatures by Plenipotentiaries
The treaty is complete and awaits signatures from the plenipotentiaries. Final phrasing of the protocol from the last sitting remains unsettled and requires agreement.
Treaty near final signing amid word disputes at Portsmouth
An Associated Press summary from Portsmouth New Hampshire says the Russo Japanese treaty is complete in substance with a protocol to be signed before the treaty. Key differences over wording are expected to be resolved by noon. Witte aims to finish to avoid home-government pressure on minor points. Signing will be exclusive with limited attendees and four pens prepared for plenipotentiaries.
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de Maartens
Russia
la Loraine
New York
Rojestvensky
Adashi
Dennison
Portsmouth
Witte
St. Petersburg
Mery
South
Sakhalin
Dalny
Port Arthur
Liaotung Peninsula
Tokio
Baron Komura
Peirce
Gov. McLane
New Hampshire
Admiral Mead
Navy Yard
United States
Winslow
Fire traps tenement families rescue at Harlem stair
Fifteen families in the tenement at 310 West 118th Street were awakened at 4 AM by a fire that cut off their stair exits. Fire escapes and ladders saved all but three women. one woman leaped from the fourth floor yet survived.
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New York
West One Hundred and Eighteenth Street
Train Crash Kills Two At Illinois Freight Yard
Rail officials report a rear end collision between freight trains at Walmeyer Illinois causing two deaths and injuries to two passengers.
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St. Louis
St. Louis, Iron Mountain & Southern Railway
Walmeyer
Ill
Professor claims ruby production at ten cents per stone
Seattle on September 6. Dr. Horace G. Byers of the University of Washington announces a discovery enabling rubies to be manufactured for ten cents each.
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Seattle
Wash
Horace G. Byers
University of Washington
Clash Over Separation in Sweden Norway Talks
Norway and Sweden continue secret talks in Karlstadt amid fears of a break if no agreement is reached within a week. Premier Michelsen says negotiations may last weeks while Swedish delegates insist on cabinet authority from King Oscar. A separate note in Stockholm denies that Oscar favors a Bernadotte prince for Norway.
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Karlstadt
Sweden
Norway
Oscar
Aftenposten
Christiania
Michelsen
Stockholm
Dagsblatt
House of Bernedotte
Declared Dead, Believed Alive in Dakota Reappearance
Milton R. Derby of Sioux City Iowa reappears in Pierre South Dakota nine years after vanishing. His wife had collected a $1000 life policy and $2000 in A O U W benefits. The seven year disappearance rule had expired. Mrs Derby sued years ago and a court declared him dead. The suit against the order remained untried.
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Sioux City
Iowa
Milton R. Derby
Pilerre
S. D
South Dakota
Derby
Tragic Wagon Accident Kills Wisconsin Farmer
James Higgins a Gilman Pierce County farmer died instantly near Baldwin after a runaway wagon broke loose end board struck the horses. Higgins was thrown from the wagon front as it rolled down a steep hill and the wagon crushed his head.
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Baldwin
Wis
James Higgins
Gilman
Pierce County
Here
Higgins
Breckenridge Man Charged With Dollar Bill Counterfeiting
Fergus Falls Minnesota September 5 Her man Schultz from Breckenridge faces counterfeiting charges for altering one dollar bills by changing the figure 1 to a 5 and passing two or three by folding them so only a corner shows He was bound over to the federal grand jury with bail set at 1000 and jailed when bonds could not be posted
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Edward George
Sheboygan
Wis
George
Charles H. Smith
Board of Trade
Jacksonville
Fla
Loeb
Roosevelt
Naomi Aldrich
Frederick
Mich
Grayling
United States Steel Company
New York
Gary
Breckenridge
Fergus Falls
Minn
Herman Schultz
Schultz
Federal Grand Jury
North Central Minnesota hay crop expected small this year
Bemidji Minnesota September 5 The hay crop in North Central Minnesota will be small due to continued rains. Many meadows are badly flooded and limited cutting has begun. Farmers across Beltram county report nearly all meadows flooded.
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Bemidji
Minn
Minnesota
Beltram County
Cold storage cure for hay fever at Cleveland brewery
Deputy Sheriff Edward Horn spends hours daily in a brewery cold storage room to ease hay fever. He leaves with blood chilled and extremities numb but claims it is the only relief that fits his schedule.
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Cleveland
Ohio
Edward Horn
Magoon Declares Crisis In Panama Canal Zone
Governor Magoon states a crisis exists and reports a food shortage. The government opens a store to supply employees with essential provisions amid the shortage.
Engineers of Europe and America meet on Panama canal plans
Washington hosts a gathering of engineers to decide if the canal will be sea level or a lock design. Magoon reports a feeding crisis for canal workers due to shortages and price gouging, prompting direct commissariat controls. The advisory board will study data, visit Panama, and recommend to the Isthmian Canal Commission and the president.
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Washington
Magoon
Panama Canal Zone
Canal
Don Arias
Panama
United States
Commissariat
Commission
Panama Canal
Isthmian Canal Commission
Congress
Shonts
Consulting Board of Engineers
Advisory Board of Engineers
Fire destroys Portland docks totaling 330000
A blaze yesterday wiped out the elevator dock and badly damaged the Albina dock in Portland Oregon causing an estimated 330000 in losses split between the Pacific Coast Elevator Co and the Oregon Railroad and Navigation Co. The fire’s origin remains unknown.
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Portland, Or
Albina
Pacific Coast Elevator Company
Oregon Railroad and Navigation Company
Boy Burned by Comrade in Hannibal Fire
In Hannibal Missouri on September 3 eleven year old Charles Christian was set ablaze by a boy named McIlwain who poured gasoline on his clothes and lit a match. Christian is reported to die from his injuries.
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Hannibal, Mo
Charles Christian
Union Street
MclIain
Christian
Japs Buy Eighteen Liners
Glasgow report says Nippon Yusen Kaisha through the Japanese consul is placing contracts for eighteen liners with Clyde shipbuilding firms. The move signals expanded naval and commercial shipping ties as Japan orders new vessels.
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Glasgow
Nippon Yusen Kaisha
Japanese Steamship Company
Clyde Shipbuilding Firms
Fire Drives Guests From Kinzie Street Hotel
Panic struck occupants of the Nicholas hotel as a blaze swept the adjoining building. The fire gutted the third through fifth floors of 253 265 Kinzie street, causing an estimated loss of 60000 dollars.
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Chicago
Kinzie Street
Lynching Report Near Leake Plantation in Mississippi
A mob hanged a man named Bees near the Leake plantation in Rosetta Mississippi after accusing him of criminal assault. Word of the lynching has reached the area as residents respond to the alleged crime.
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Rosetta
Miss
Bees
Leake Plantation
Massachusetts Population Reach 2,998,958 in 1896 Census
Massachusetts statewide population reaches 2,998,958 per preliminary state bureau report, up 498,775 since 1895. Boston records 593,098 residents as the city grows. Also notes death of Thomas Fitchie, ex immigration commissioner of New York port, age 72 in Brooklyn.
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Massachusetts
Boston
State Bureau of Statistics
McKinley
New York
Thomas Fitchie
Kings County
Brooklyn
Telephone Line to Black Hills Construction Advances
Pierre reports Western South Dakota Telephone Company has begun active construction on the Pierre to Black Hills line with plans to extend to Hayes this fall if feasible. The route will use a copper metallic circuit.
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Black Hills
Pierre
8. D
Western South Dakota Telephone Company
Hayes
Imperial Edict Declares Telephones Wireless Telegraphs Government Monopolies
An imperial edict from Shanghai dated August 29 declares that telephones and wireless telegraphs throughout China are government monopolies.
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Wireless A
Shanghai
China
Dr Williams Pink Pills For Pale People Tonic After Typhoid
Typhoid fever leaves nerves highly sensitive and patients need a tonic to rebuild flesh and strengthen nerves. Dr Williams Pink Pills are promoted as a convenient remedy. A Maine man reports rapid improvement and full recovery after several weeks of use. The pills are sold by druggists or directly from the Dr Williams Medicine Co Schenectady NY.
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Williams
Charles Worth
East Vassalboro
Maine
Dr. Williams
William
Dr. Williams Medicine Co
N. Y
Juleps Safe Mint Beds Mention in Houston Post
A Houston Post quotation notes the Philadelphia mint closure and remarks that its effects are distant while the speaker asserts owning a mint bed of their own. The snippet reflects economic concerns tied to mint operations.
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Philadelphia
Houston Post
Cuticura Heals Baby's Yellow Crust, Pine Bush Mother Reports
Mrs John Boyce of Pine Bush New York describes a scalp condition on her baby with yellow crust and itching. She used Cuticura Soap and Ointment to wash and treat the scalp, reporting a complete cure after a few applications and advising other mothers.
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John Boyce
Pine Bush
N. Y
Calf Brain Question Sparks Freshness in Milwaukee Eatery
In a Milwaukee Sentinel excerpt a customer asks for calves brains and a waitress jokes about the lewd query. A bystander recalls another man asking for frog legs, highlighting rude behavior in a budget restaurant setting.
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Milwaukee Sentinel
Patents Reported By Lothrop & Johnson Firm
Patent notices list items including an air ship by Walter Butler of Minneapolis a pall cover by Albert Ellwanger from Ashby and a sleigh by Harvey Hopper of Minneapolis along with grain doors for cars by John Iverson, coal hole cover by Frederick Rees and artificial stone by Willer Branch in Minneapolis and Rochester.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lothrop & Johnson
Pioneer Press
St. Paul
Minn
Willer
Minneapolis
Walter Butler
Charles Dibble
Rochester
Albert Ellwanger
Ashby
No Fear of the Men at a Ball
Miss Heamley complains of needing a chaperon for the ball. Miss Pepprey replies that a masked ball requires no chaperon. The exchange reflects social expectations and wit in the event's planning.
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Miss Heamley
Miss Pepprey
Allen's Foot-Ease Advertisement Claim and Price
Advertisement for Allen's Foot-Ease powder claiming to rest feet and cure swot sore hot callous aching sweating feet and ingrowing nails. Priced at 25 cents and available at druggists and shoe stores with free sample by mail from 8 Olmsted LeRoy New York.
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Allen
Atall
Olmsted
LeRoy, N. Y
Fashion critics lament trends that outlive style
The quote contrasts designers who craft new fashions with critics who condemn items losing relevance. It underscores concern over styles becoming unfashionable rather than criticizing creators.
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