Hard Up for Presidents and a Westward Return
A fifty year old man returns to his native town to survey its unchanged façade. He recalls his youthful clerk days selling calicoes and groceries and feels pride in his success as a railroad president. An old inhabitant expressively questions the tale as he departs for the West.
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Hank
West
New York Commercial Advertiser
Commodore's Sentiments at Ladies Day at Yacht Club
A crusty yacht club member watches a servant paint a welcome board on ladies day. The painter adds a joke about needing a larger board to express how glad they are for ladies day, prompting a gruff remark from the member. The commodore had hinted the joke.
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Yacht Club
New York Daily News
Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors
List of patents issued last week names ten authors including John B. Beavis Harley G. Bushnell Francis A. Clarkson Knud K. Lerol Jr Ole Ringheim Hans A. Skreberg William Heffner Charles E. Ovenshire and Merwin Lothrop Johnson as patent attorneys based in Minneapolis St Paul and Duluth Minnesota.
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Northwestern
John B. Beavis
Minneapolis
Minn
Harley G. Bushnell
Francis A. Clarkson
Duluth
William J. Holman Jr
Knud K. Lerol Jr
Newburg
Ole Ringheim
Watonwan County
Hans A. Skreberg
Big Bend
William Heffner
Charles E. Ovenshire
Merwin, Lothrop & Johnson
Pioneer Press
St. Paul
He Preferred the Ants Soldier tale from Twentieth Kansas unit
A Twentieth Kansas soldier recalls Peter Bogan hiding behind a tree on the firing line. Bogan cries that ants bite him, then fires up with brave defiance after a near miss as a bullet whizzes by. The anecdote underscores stubborn grit amid combat.
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Kansas
Peter Bogan
No Wonder He Quit Why Wibbleson Sues for Divorce
The Chicago Times-Herald notes Wibbleson sues for divorce claiming his wife aimed to belittle him publicly. The case cites her arranging a croquet setup in their yard and playing with his golf clubs as mallets to attract attention.
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Wibbleson
Chicago Times-Herald
Pleasant Palatable Potent Cascarets Candy Cathartic
Easy to buy and take Cascarets Candy Cathartic marketed as a liver regulator and intestinal tonic. Available at druggists in 10c 25c and 60c sizes.
Wishes Under a Hammock Moon in Chicago Post
A playful exchange unfolds between lovers in a hammock as they debate their single wish. She would wish for the moon to go behind a cloud, while he imagines wealth or fame, in a lighthearted moment from the Chicago Post.
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Chicago Post
Engagement Report From Yonkers Links
The Yonkers Statesman notes Will is caught golfing this afternoon and announces an engagement. The item adds a jab that some men with money lack sense as they approach bankruptcy.
Frolic voyage and the dog that changed two lives
On the Mersey the cargo ship Frolic carries three men and a popular dog named Punch. John Cregan, seeking purpose, follows the dog to Rio de Janeiro where a nurse named Sister Moira appears. reunion and fate unfold as Punch leads Cregan to Moira at last.
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John Crega
Capt. Hammond
Cregan
Rio de Janeiro
John Cregan
Punch
Doyle
Rio
Moira
Sorr
Avick
John
Cregen
Dog Punch
County
Clare
Faithful Lovers Heal in Rio Yellow Fever Tale
Cregan returns to Moira after a debt and forgiveness offer. The couple confront past sorrows as Moira nurses Cregan through a severe fever. They survive and become beloved in Rio before moving to County Clare.
Streets Paved with Redwood From the New York Tribune
The article discusses wooden pavements once popular in city districts and their failure under heavy traffic. It reports Oakland California’s new method: six inch square Redwood blocks set on concrete, soaked in hot asphalt, then covered with a composite asphalt carpet that fills interstices and boots waterproofing. The surface withstands light traffic for years, with renewals costing under half a cent per square foot.
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New York Tribune
Oakland
Cal
California
Occupations Shape Faces Observed by Washington Star
A Washington Star quoted observer claims a person’s profession leaves a visible mark on facial expression. He cites merchants ministers lawyers doctors and hoodlums each with a distinct look and notes farm folk are recognizable on sight. The piece links intellectual pursuit and temperate living to brighter refined faces while domestic troubles can show as a worn appearance.
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Washington Star
A Difference Mentioned in Spare Moments
This note contrasts puffing versus blowing up as terms, warning that the meanings diverge when one shifts from flattering a person to causing harm.
Old Darky's Tricks How He Goes Dry Swimming
A Detroit yacht owner recalls a plantation trained cook, nicknamed Daddy, who pretends to fear water. After a forced swim with a rope and block of wood, he splashes and teases the boat party with comic dives and exaggerated quips about swimming left-handed.
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Detroit Free Press
Daddy
Au Sable
James Ribber
Curious Finds From Lough Derg Include Ancient Elk Head
A search party dragging a lake area near Terryglass for a drowned man uncovered notable relics in Ireland. The haul features an ancient Irish elk head with massive antlers whose tips span eleven feet, teeth three inches long, and a well preserved dug-out canoe. The findings attract attention at Carrigahorig barracks.
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Lough Derg
Ireland
Terryglass
Carrigahorig
Right ua His Line First Crook Jimmy Ain't Got Enough Spunk
In the exchange between two crooks a first states Jimmy lacks nerve as he steals from people. The second shrugs it off noting it is his business and he is a pickpocket.
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Jimmy
New York Man Reaps Klondike Gift After Years
John F. Reilly, proprietor of the Bon Ton music hall, aided Arnold McPherson to go to Dawson City last spring. McPherson died there in May leaving about $15,000 to Reilly plus Yukon claims. A Dawson City lawyer notified Reilly by letter, and the two lawyers will pursue the estate and claims.
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Klondike
New York
John F. Reilly
Tally
Arnold McPherson
Mel Pherson
New Jersey
McPherson
Dawson City
Reilly
Eighth Avenue
Grul
McPherecon
P. J. Conway
Yukon
How to Keep Ferns Alive in the Home
The article gives practical care tips for ferns from florists or mail orders. It covers repotting size, drainage with charcoal or broken pottery, moss cover, ideal soil mixtures using leaf mold or rich substitutes, and avoiding manure except for strong-growing varieties. It also notes adding small charcoal pieces for soil freshness and using broken bricks to aid moisture retention and root spread.
Dog in a Divorce Court
A Bucharest factory director known for his clever bloodhound faces divorce after his dog retrieves a green silk handkerchief from a banker’s waste paper basket. The wife admits giving the keepsake as a memento, prompting the marital split.
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Bucharest
Dreyfus Case Reveals Hidden Family Gifts From Papa
An Antwerp merchant recounts how Capt. Dreyfus' children receive large gift cases each New Year Easter Saint Nicholas day and Christmas with the inscription From papa. The anonymous donor aims to comfort the children by implying their father still sends these gifts despite exile.
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Dreyfus
France
Capt. Dreyfus
Antwerp
Paris
Papa
Keeley Cure Promoted By Minneapolis Institute
Minnesota pride in Keeley Cure outcomes touted by Minneapolis Institute on Tenth Street and Park Avenue. Formerly a girls seminary, the institute claims strict rules, humane treatment, and high success with doctors merchants and farmers among patients. promises literature upon request.
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Minnesota
Minneapolis
Keeley Institute
Tenth Street
Park Avenue
Young Ladies’ Seminary
Dante
Minneapolis Intitute
Minneapol Institute
Two Theorists Clash Over Market Control in Publishing
In a Washington Star excerpt the man with white hair and gold glasses condemns a professor for releasing a book as his own work hits the market. He claims publishers control trade and can suppress rival writings while both scholars critique artificial limits on competition.
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Washington Star
Hall's Catarrh Cure touted as constitutional remedy
The ad repeats Hall's Catarrh Cure as a constitutional cure priced at 75 cents. The text also includes a comic exchange about train fare and fruit humor set against a Chicago scene, noting travel toward Kansas City.
Hix Little Joke From A Philippine Correspondent
The Philadelphia North American quotes a Philippine correspondent and Otis joking about birds and fans as the chairman speaks about presenting around Robin. The back-and-forth balances a blue pencil and signals light newsroom humor.
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Hix
Robin
Philppine Correspondents
Otis
Philadelphia
Advertisements Offer Amusing Bargains and Habits
The notice urges readers to study advertisements for amusement and excellent bargains. It praises advertisers for sending what they advertise, suggesting value in engaging with the ads for future benefit.
Marital consent query quoted in Boston Traveler aside
An odd exchange from a Boston Traveler snippet asks whose consent is required for marriage. The remark is followed by a testimonial line about Piso's Cure for Consumption curing Amoy Kelner in Cherry Valley, dated November 24, 1905.
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Coursac
Somergurl
Boston
Piso
Amoy Kelner
Cherry Valley
Lil
A Friendly Suggestion from a Washington tar
A satirical exchange has a sad citizen asking how to move a horse and a dealer suggesting hitching it to an automobile. The humor reflects early automotive era tensions as road transport evolves.
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Citzen
Washington Tar
Swell Dreaser Dialogue From Ohio State Journal
A fragment from the Ohio State Journal captures Johnny Jones and Tommy Swithh trading boasts over money and status in a small town exchange. The dialogue centers on parental wealth and pride in a brisk, humorous street scene.
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Johnny Jones
Tommy Swithh
Ohio State Journal
Proof of Love: A Whimsical Bargain Between Lovers
A playful exchange centers on a mock bet of proof of love, insisting it not exceed $20. She asks for genuine proof, he affirms with a sincere, if comical, assurance. The dialogue highlights affection framed as a lighthearted wager.
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Arthur
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