Various wry snippets and quips from a 1916 issue
The column bundles satire and topical jabs touching presidents, emperors, explorers, a Venezuelan conflict, Langley, a noted author, Sir Thomas, Admiral Yamamoto, a Texas revival, the czar on Manchuria, pay scandals, and a St. Joseph bride.
Japan Would Swap Manchuria for Korea Believed Possible
It is understood Japan would trade Manchuria to Russia for Korea since neither side owns trading stock there. The notion is seen as feasible. In social news some eastern society men wear silk kimonos instead of lounging coats, with one admirer noting they look perfectly sweet.
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If Peter I of Servia Faces a Figurehead Role
The article notes Peter I of Servia may be content if spared real power but warns of a disturbing risk that he could become a target due to uncertainty over his authority and position.
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Tesla's Famed Announcement Yet to Come
A mysterious figure valued as a genius hints at a future Tesla disclosure that surpasses current dreams. The enigmatic statement suggests a groundbreaking revelation remains ahead, provoking curiosity about what extraordinary advance may be unveiled.
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Lipton Predicts Shamrock III Will Win Three Straight Cups
Sir Thomas Lipton declares Shamrock III will win three consecutive cup races by at least five minutes each barring accidents. He notes Reliance is not expected to suffer an accident.
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Longevity Patterns Across Professions Highlight Sedentary Life
The memorandum notes that many scholars philosophers theologians scientists and statesmen who lead sedentary lives reach age ninety or more while no professional athlete has been documented to do so.
Immigrant pays for telegrams and soda checks noted
An Ellis Island immigrant gave a telegrapher a $20 bill to send a message and received two brass soda water checks. He has learned the song There’s Only One New York. King Peter is said to be a good fencer with potential pistol and sprint skills. President Loubet’s travel trips show he enjoys advantages. hosts are not obliged to kiss him unless appropriate.
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Merger decision upheld against Minnesota suit
The court rules the Northern Securities holding does not violate Minnesota anti trust laws as it is not a railroad and has no control over operations. It finds no direct restraint of trade or evidence that the merger intended to restrain competition between Great Northern and Northern Pacific railroads.
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How to care for a baby in warm weather
The article advises gentle summer care for infants, stressing that a baby is a small, learning being whose cries signal needs. It warns against over bundling, suggests light clothing, sun protection, and ample water, while encouraging attentive observation by caregivers. It notes babies tolerate heat differently and emphasizes safe, comfortable dress.
Elbows on the table and a bracelet pendant tale
A fragmented description recalls a scene in which women’s elbows on a table draw attention as a bracelet pendant described in a New York column. The piece notes social awareness and a public perception of态 and demeanor amid a late term discussion.
Northern Securities Not a Railroad Consolidator, Minnesota Judge Rules
A Minnesota judge holds that the Northern Securities Company, as a stock investor in the Northern Pacific and Great Northern railroads, cannot consolidate or control either railroad. The decision emphasizes state regulation of rail rates and confirms that the holding company lacks franchise or management power.
Circus Train Collision Kills 23 in Split Sections
In a deadly wreck the circus train split into two sections with the second crashing into the first. Twenty three people are reported killed and the engineer of the second section says air brakes failed.
Death roll rises from Wallace Brothers circus train crash
Durand Michigan August 9 death toll from the Grand Trunk yards collision between Wallace Brothers circus train sections reaches twenty three with seven in the morgue. Coroner Farrer impanels a jury for August 14 to hear the inquest. Engineer Probst of the rear train blames brakes but officials contest his account.
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Wallace Brothers
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Battle ‘Creek
Record breaking run ties coast to coast by Henry P Lowe
Henry P Lowe chief engineer of United States Steel completed a Atlantic to Pacific rail run in 73 hours 21 minutes, from New York on Aug 4 to Los Angeles arriving Aug 9. The Chicago to Los Angeles segment finished five hours seven minutes faster than previous records. The trip proceeded as planned despite the death of Lowe’s eleven year old daughter in Los Angeles.
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Balloon Deutsch land Flight At St Louis Fair Grounds
In Berlin August eight a large balloon Deutsch land has begun ascents at the St Louis fair grounds. The test flights aim to demonstrate steering and new inventions. Rear Admiral George O Remey, ranking officer, will be retired Monday after a long navy career starting in 1855 and reaching rear admiral in 1898.
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King Alfonso Report Denied Indisposition At Pisa
A dispatch from Madrid on August 7 reports a government statement contradicting earlier claims about King Alfonso's health. The note denies that the king is indisposed and clarifies remarks attributed to officials.
Fire Claims Life in Li Area Residence
A blaze at a Li area residence claimed a life and left another servant buried beneath the ruins. Commander D C Stuart of the Davy led rescue efforts as investigators sifted through the charred remains.
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Miles Steps Down as Commander of the Army
General Miles retires from service as Commander of the United States Army and General S B M Young succeeds him to assume duties until the general staff law takes effect.
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German Ambassador Presents Credentials at White House
Oyster Bay August 9 Baron von Sternberg presented his credentials as ambassador to President Roosevelt. The German diplomat, previously minister plenipotentiary, was formally received in his new rank at the president's country home Saga more Hill.
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Johnson Mouth Trick Ends in Jaw Injury
George Johnson a waiter at Fort Hamilton accepted a bet to place two golf balls in his mouth and bite down to prove size. He succeeded but suffered a double dislocation of the lower jaw, after the two soldiers wagered ten dollars.
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Desertion hits long Army march to Camp Douglas
Chicago reports that thirty five of two hundred forty artillerymen ordered from Fort Sheridan on a 150 mile march toward Camp Douglas Wisconsin have deserted. Eleventh and Twenty fourth batteries were sent and expected to arrive at the camp today. Twelve other men went by train to join them.
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Woman Broker Declares Bankruptcy After Mining Slump
New Haven correspondent reports Miss Sarah S. Platt a young woman who has traded in stocks for years filed a bankruptcy petition. She is said to be the first woman in the state to use the law. Liabilities about 10 000 dollars. A slump in mining stocks is cited as the cause.
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Fish Pirates at Work in Lower Sound Feared
Seattle August 9 Federal Judge Hanford orders deputy protectors to guard fisheries in the lower sound where fish pirates are said to operate. They reportedly seized 2000 dollars worth of fish in a single hold up.
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Lower Sound
Runkle Surrenders in Post office Robbery Case
New York August 9 Maurice Runkle has surrendered while facing a joint indictment in Washington with August W Machen and Wm W McGregor over a post office robbery. He posted bond of four thousand dollars.
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River mystery claims another victim in Winnipeg
A murky river death in Winnipeg draws attention as investigators probe a possible linked incident. Authorities describe the scene as another victim connected to river dangers, with no clear identification or full details released yet.
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Farmer dragged to death in field near Minnewaukan
A prominent farmer near Minnewaukan North Dakota was found dead in a field after falling from the seat of a binder and being dragged to death. The incident occurred August 9 and is under investigation. Authorities and neighbors reported the discovery and are reviewing farm equipment safety.
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