Miscellany of Witty Observations and Oddities
A collection of assorted aphorisms and quirky notes touching on conclusions, military toy pistols, aging, scents, friendships, dental quirks, gates, happiness, clergy images, pests, a Glasgow fire, coal prices, and a future mosquito-proof coat of mail.
Quips and quirks race through a sunlit season roundup
A collage of light social notes and curiosities. A lawyer need not be, a bar admission aside. Newport fashions drift toward bikes as heat and novelty shape leisure. Brook trout and saloon tales raise eyebrows. The smallest woman’s heat death stirs irony. Eastern students do charity work in Kansas. An Italian cures feverish hopes, yet many cures exist. Captain Wringe surveys the Shamrock II and Reliance, noting no cause for alarm.
Army offi cers marriage ban unsure after war order
The speaker questions whether the war department's order forbidding marriage for young officers has been rescinded and notes America’s naval and army slogans while praising Tommy Atkins and the Navy.
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War Department
Bean market gambit lands firm in receivership
A San Francisco firm sought to corner the bean market and now lies under receiver care. The item hints at the risky nature of monopoly tactics and signals a cautionary note to investors elsewhere.
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San Francisco
Boston
Missouri inventor’s burglar alarm may photograph and alert police
A Missouri inventor develops a burglar alarm that could photograph a break in and notify the family and police. He notes that if time allows he might add a feature to grab and hold the intruder.
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Missouri
St Louis Officers Targeted For Waist Measurements
The article reports that St Louis policemen with larger waist measurements than chest measurements will be removed from the force. It argues it would be an outrage to require such men to work for a living. It also notes Sir Thomas finding Reliance can sail fast and suggests grappling hooks along her keel as a possible workaround for a race.
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St. Louis
Thomas
Judge Sits in Shirt Sleeves. Contempt Question Raised
Connecticut judge shows it is possible to sit on the bench in shirt sleeves on a hot day without contempt. The piece discusses whether courts bow to personal feelings. A scientist offers kissing as a cure for hysteria with potential trouble finding the proper kissers.
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Connecticut
Ex periments with cigars and Lipton cup
The note suggests experiments with campaign cigars after discovering tobacco effects on men. It mentions Sir Thomas Lipton facing chickening danger of being kissed by soubrettes and the need to win the cup despite peril.
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Thomas Lipton
Pando Returns From Acre Expedition Facing Death Sentence Action
President Pando returns from Acre with troops still stationed there while denying clemency for Benjamin G. Hill who killed his wife. The government plans a new Archives Hall site west of the state war building. Rural free delivery starts September 1 at Lafayette Minnesota, serving 32 square miles and 570 people. The Danish West Indies treaty is dead, hindering U S acquisition. Justice orders tearing down eleven miles of fence on government land in Cheyenne County Kentucky.
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State Department
Pando
Acre
Benjamin G. Hill
War and Navy
Lafayette
Nicollet County
Minun
Department of Justice
Washington
United States
Dean
Topeka
Kan
Chauncey P. Dewey
Cheyenne County
Ken
Bank of Monterey case indicts Herman Eppinger of San Francisco
Herman Eppinger of Eppinger & Co. San Francisco is indicted by the grand jury for allegedly obtaining 11500 by false pretenses from the Bank of Monterey. He was released on 12000 bail. Arthur M. Farmer of Boston, held in Denver for bigamy, escaped from State Detectives Whitney and Harmon at Ayer Junction while being taken to Newburyport.
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Herman Eppinger
Eppinger & Co
San Francisco
Bank of
Monterey
Arthur M. Farmer
Boston
Denver
Ayer Junction
Mass
Whitney and
Harmon
Newburyport
Global turmoil and disasters sweep the news
Reports describe floods in Chifa China with heavy loss of life and property, a potential abdication plot in Bulgaria, and a rail disaster in Glasgow killing thirteen. Other items note King Menelik's new mint in Addis Ababa, Japan's refusal to remove the Seoul to Busan line, and Germany's June pig iron output rising.
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Chifa
China
Colombia
Menelik
Abyssinia
Adis Abia
Edward
Alexandra
Hayashi
Japan
Seoul
Fusan
Korea
Prince Joseph of Chimay
Caraman
Clara Ward
Rigo
Chefoo
Universal Bucharest
Ferdinand
Karageorgevitch
Bulgaria
Servia
United Kingdom
Turkey
Lisbon
Germany
Cologne
Glasgow
Scotland
Isle of Man
M. Pavloff
Noted Legal Figures and Public Officials Die in 1900s Cities
Sir John Rigby former lord justice of appeal dies in London. Police Inspector John D. Shea veteran Chicago officer dies aged sixty. Harvey W. Scott Portland Oregonian owner chosen president of Lewis and Clark exposition. H. S. Tabor actor dies in Phoenix tuberculosis. Capt Edward L. Giddings Boston banker dies age sixty eight from lung congestion. Judge Ellery A. Hibbard Laconia NH dies of spinal trouble. he was Democratic congressman, NH supreme court ex judge, noted lawyer.
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John Rigby
London
Harvey W. Scott
The
Portland Oregonian
John D. Shea
Chicago
H. S. Tabor
Phoenix
Artz
Frohman and Daly
Ethel Barrymore Company
Edward L. Giddings
Tower, Giddings & Co
Boston
Ellery A. Hibbard
Laconia
N. H
New Hampshire Supreme Court
Multiple Disasters Reported Across States In One Day
A string of incidents reports heavy damage and casualties. Hayden Chemical works in Garfield New Jersey burned with losses around 250000 and twelve injuries including two fatalities. A wreck west of Hutchinson Kansas injured twelve. Four men found dead from Union Pacific mine in Hanna Wyoming. Sixty rescued from the Allegheny river near Pittsburg with several drowned including Joseph Brown Henry Brown Fred Bugler Jr and Edna Shipley. Others drowned in Thames river New London Connecticut after a pleasure boat capsized. Clifton Boneville New Rochelle auto works destroyed by fire likely from gasoline explosion. A kerosene lamp explosion at a Slavic boarding house Newcastle Pennsylvania caused one fatal and five serious injuries. Coleboro New Hampshire saw several blocks burned and Jesse Forrestal may have perished. A man drowned crossing the river at Newendon Connecticut after a pleasure boat capsized.
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Hutchinson
Kaw
Union Pacific
Hanna
Wyo
Joseph Brown
Henry Brown
Fred Bugler, Jr
Edna Shipley
Pittsburg
C. T. Thorpe
Annabel Rogers
Samuel Gohel
Thames
New London
Conn
Jesse Forrestal
Cobden
Newendon
Battleship squadron arrives at Bar Harbor Me and more
A North Atlantic fleet battleship squadron reaches Bar Harbor Maine. Another item notes a New York stock exchange sale at 60000 dollars, with the last sale at 67500. Various obituaries and incidents follow including deaths of Dr. Donald MacLean and F. J. Kimball.
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Bar Harbor
New York Stock Exchange
Donald MacLean
Detroit
Multiple killings and arrests span the nation in disordered crime report
The item aggregates violent incidents and prosecutions across several states. It notes Rev H D Milson killing his wife in Kansas City Kansas. a mob wrecking four black families’ homes in Evansville Indiana. R N Franklin fined for peonage in Montgomery Alabama. Dora Cox jailed in Watonga Oklahoma. Lawrence Murphy found guilty of grand larceny in New York. clashes in Kentucky and Wyoming with fatalities. arrests for a New Washington store safe blow. F Fred Smith linked to telephone robberies in Chicago. a stabbing at Salt Lake City. racial tensions in Blue Ridge Virginia. Chicago graft grand jury hints. and Annie Strong shooting a white man in Tennessee.
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Evansville
Ind
R. N. Franklin
Pat Hill
Montgomery
Ala
Dora Cox
Watonga
Oklo
Lawrence Murphy
Stonecutters’ Union of New York
Felix
Wyo
Long Creek
Hunting Creek
Jackson
Scottsburg
New Washington
F. Fred Smith
Chicago
Albert Wilkinson
Miner Winn
Salt Lake
Conclave of 62 Cardinals Clears Vatican for Papal Election
Rome August 2 The largest conclave in church history gathers 62 cardinals and hundreds of attendants in confinement within the Vatican to elect Leo XIII’s successor. Predictions are uncertain as Italian contenders Rampolla and others are repeatedly debated while security remains tight around St. Peter’s and surrounding areas.
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Rome
Sistine Chapel
Leo XIII
Vatican
Cardinal Herrera Y Espinosa
Valencia
I_co
Rampolla
Serafino Varnate
di Pietro
Gotti
Oreglia
Leo
St. Peter's
St. Mark
Borgo District
Durand Editor Plans 8000 Mile Arctic Ocean Walk
Robert M. Wilson editor of the Durand Clipper will begin a 8000 mile walk today from Chicago to Capt Tisburne on the Arctic Ocean. He travels via Minnesota Canada coastal route from Vancouver to Cape Nome and will be away about fifteen months.
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Chicago
Robert M. Wilson
Durand
Ill
Alaskan Boundary Commission to Assemble in London
Senator Lodge completed preliminaries for the Alaskan boundary commission meeting in London. He lunched with Premier Balfour and dined with Colonial Secretary Chamberlain. the panel will likely assemble at the Foreign Office.
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Alaskan Boundary Commission
London
Senator Lodge
Balfour
Chamberlain
Foreign Office
Drowned Boy Lured By Catfish Identified as William Renz
La Crosse Wisconsin August 2 1900s report states William Renz the boy pulled into the river by a large catfish refused to let go and was dragged downstream. The body had not been recovered.
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Willie Renz
la Crosse
Wis
William Renz
Russia to Build Six 16000-Ton Battleships and Three Armored Cruisers
The Daily Mail quoting a St. Petersburg dispatch reports Russia plans six battleships of 16,000 tons each and three armored cruisers, to be completed in 1906. In North Dakota, a light frost was observed Thursday morning in western Stutsman County, with frost at Bedina, Dawson and Mandan.
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Russia
London
The
Daily Mail
St. Petersburg
North Dakota
Jamestown
N. D
Stutsman County
Bledina
Dawson
Mandan
Sheriff Seizes Luet ta Forepaugh-Fish Circus in Wisconsin
Janesville July 28 The Luet ta Forepaugh-Fish Wild West circus is attached for 23000 dollars by Mr and Mrs Fish and the sheriff has possession. The employees will be paid off and the stock sold at auction.
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Janesville
Wis
Five Negroes Shot In Providence Fight
A dispatch from Providence Kentucky reports a fight in Madisonville area leaving five black men shot with some said to be dying. Local authorities investigate the incident as details unfold.
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Providence
Madisonville
La Follette charges bribery in 1901 Wisconsin legislature
Gov. La Follette in a Madison speech asserts direct charges of attempted bribery connected to the 1901 Wisconsin legislature. He says bribery is a crime of the dark and notes money offered and refused. proof is hard as officials fear corporate power.
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Wisconsin
Madison
Wis
la Follette
Monona Assembly
Surplus Dividends Ordered for Wisconsin Mutual Lives
Insurance Commissioner Zeno M. Host ruled mutual life companies in Wisconsin must distribute surplus to policyholders at least every five years. The decision affects about 1.6 million held in reserve and may trigger widespread litigation as heirs seek unclaimed sums and interest.
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Milwaukee
Wis
Zeno M. Host
Mutual Life Insurance
Wisconsin
Host
Forest Fire Quenched at Star Island Reserve
Maj George Stein deputy fire warden directed the response to a forest blaze off Star Island government reserve near Cass Lake Minnesota. About thirty men aboard the steamboat Columbia fought the fire all day with trenches dirt water and watch crews after a long effort to subdue fast moving underbrush and tall pines.
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Cass Lake
Minn
George Stein
Star Island
Columbia
Postoffice Robbery Suspects Nipped in Wisconsin
Five men including Julius Dreyer and William Buelow were arrested in Oshkosh and Fond du Lac for the Van Dyne postoffice robbery. Cash stamps jewelry and paper valued over 4000 were recovered and hidden a mile from Van Dyne.
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Fond du Lac
Wis
Oshkosh
van Dyne
Fond du Lac County
Julius Dreyer
William
Herman
Julius
Ernst Buelow
Cripples Said to Flee Into Deadwood Circus Trail
Deadwood South Dakota residents report a band of alleged cripples with crutches and bandages arriving as a supposed advance guard for a traveling circus. Police rounded up five or six in one day, surgeons examined injuries, but none were found.
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Deadwood
S. D
Chinch Bugs Hit Rye Crop In Minnesota County
New Paynesville Minnesota August 1 1903 returns from the first threshing of rye show a very good crop but chinch bugs damage wheat on lighter land. In parts of the western county the entire crop may be ruined.
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New Paynesville
Minn
Harvest reports from Tyndall area note oats heavy and wheat blighted
Tyndall, Aug 2. The oat harvest is well along with oats described as very heavy. Wheat yields are only medium due to blight, with some wheat already cut.
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Tyndall
Woman of Native and French Descent Dies at 101
Mrs. Joseph Shandreau of Stevens Point Wisconsin dies at age 101. Born January 6 1803 in Green Bay she lived a long life reflecting early settler roots in the region. Her death marks the end of a century spanning Wisconsin’s frontier era.
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Stevens Point
Wis
Joseph’ Shandreau
Green Bay
Tragedy Near Zumbro River Kills Man
Ole Vold aged thirty was killed when intoxicated he fell from a fifteen foot bank by the Zumbro river near Zumbrota Minnesota. He rolled into the water and would have drowned if not already dead.
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Red Wing
Minn
Ole Vold
Zumbro
Zumbrota
Three Small Robberies in Little Falls July
Three business houses in Little Falls Minnesota were burglarized in July. Entry gained by break in and cash registers robbed of contents totaling about $2. Sheriff reports ongoing investigation.
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Little Falls
Minn
Seven Indictments in Washington Postal Conspiracy Case
Federal grand jury returns seven indictments involving nine persons over alleged conspiracy and bribery tied to post office affairs. August W. Machen heads four indictments with Bush Crawford, Leopold Western, George Lorenz, and Martha Lorenz named among others. Bail posted by some, warrants issued for others, with more indictments anticipated in coming days.
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Washington
Postoffice
Federal Grand Jury
Postel
August W. Machen
Free Delivery Service
William Gordon Crawford
Post Office Department
Leopold Western
Baltimore
George E. Lorenz
Toledo
Martha J. Lorenz
John T. Cupper
Lock Haven
William C. Long
Ohio
Machen
Maurice Runkel
New York City
Thomas W. McGregor
Crawford
McGreg
Long
A North Atlantic Dream on a Great Lakes Run
Thomas F. Woodrock extols a three day Lake Erie to Duluth steamer trip by the Northern Steamship Company. He praises the ocean-type vessel, restfulness, fresh air, courteous staff, first rate cooking, and varied scenery from Detroit to Mackinac Island and Lake Superior, noting no monotony and the voyage as an Atlantic voyage without its downsides. The Northwest sails from Duluth to Buffalo weekly at 11:30 p.m.
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Thomas F. Woodrock
Wall Street ‘ Journal
Mose
Northern Steamship Company
Great Northerns
Buffalo
Duluth
Lake Erie
St. Clair
Detroit
Belle Isle Park
Windsor
Mercury
Mackinac Island
St. Mary’s River
Lake Superior
Houghton-Hancock Ship Canal
Houghton Dock
New York City
Northwest
Placer Strike Draws Crowds to Tagama River District
Victoria B C Aug 2 The steamer Aiur arrives with news of a new placer strike in the Tagama river district about 180 miles from White Horse. Stampers returning from White Horse say gold in paying quantities is visible on the surface along the Ruby and Fourth of July creeks, though bedrock has not yet been reached.
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Victoria
B. C
Aiur
Skagway
Tagama River
White Horse
Motive Found in Poisoned Child Case at Bunker Hill
Coroner's inquest into the Checksfield child's death opened after the family moved from St. Louis to Bunker Hill. It emerged that Checksfield planned to take over Joseph Cutler's job as local dairy plant manager. Witnesses testified Mrs. Cutler disliked the children and bought poison at a drug store.
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Bunker Hill
Ill
Checksfield
St. Louis
Joseph Cutler
Robbers Boldly Hit Touls Weber Jewelry Store
In Chicago last night robbers entered the basement of Touls Weber at Clark and Harrison, cut holes through the floor and the platform, and stole two trays of diamonds worth about 5000 dollars while the shop was crowded. A second item reports eleven year old Peter Chilla, son of Mrs C Chilla, drowning in the Wisconsin River after cramps during a swim. his body recovered two hours later.
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Chicago
Touls Weber
Clark and
Harrison Streets
Stevens Point
Wis
Peter Chilla
C. Chilla
Wisconsin
Lynchings Reported Near Alto Texas
A Black man who insulted women by cursing and firing into their houses was lynched yesterday near Alto Texas. Local authorities did not prevent the mob action.
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Alto
Tex
Woman shoots neighbor girl to death in Warfield incident
In Thacker West Virginia on July 31 Mrs William Davis of Warfield Kentucky killed Salie Evans a neighbor girl with a rifle after being enraged by her husband s affection. Mrs Davis escaped.
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Thacker
W. Va
William Davis
Warfield
Sadie Evans
Miss Evans
Fire damages four story Atlantic and Pacific Tom building
Fire heavily damages a four story building housing the Atlantic and Pacific Tom company in Philadelphia on July 31. Water and smoke damage affect a second building. Loss placed at about 100000 dollars.
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Philadelphia
Atlantic and Pacific Tom Company
Joas
Twenty Foot Sardine Remainders Pique River Debate
A facetious exchange cites a twenty foot sardine remnant rumored on the Penobscot and a box sale, then shifts to a quip about obstinacy versus firmness as a way to rise to the occasion.
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Penobscot
Cleveland Plain Dealer
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