Five Years Without Starving to Death Joke
A suburban train stalled in a blizzard. a commuter crawls to safety and sends a note to the telegraph operator saying he will not be at the office today and was not home yesterday, highlighting hardship and humor from harsh winter travel.
Ohio Inventors Receive Week Patent Grants
D. Swift & Co reports multiple Ohio residents issued patents this week for items such as vehicle wheels fruit pickers rotary dryers advertising machines pumps brush pikes and other mechanical devices. Names include Ambler Berger Brinker Brown Burkholder Crittenden Diehl Heyhurst Morine Nevin Olcott Gobel Shanan Smith Storer Valliquette Werts and Pauly with a variety of tools and hardware.
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Ohio
D. Swift & Co
Washington
D. C
ALA
Ambler
Springfield
G. A. Berger
Fremont
H. Brinker
Hamilton
E. W. Brown
Dayton
J. H. Burkholder
Ashland
Pump
O. Crittenden
Akron
Brush
C. J. Diehl
Tippecape City
Policerman’s Club
W. FP
Farrer
F. W. Garrett
Norwood
M. K. Giessel
Wapakoneta
D. Gobel
Zanesville
C. Cc. Heyhurst
Barberton
Puzzie
FL Morine
Alliance
J. L. Nevin
New Vienna
J.D. Olcott
Norwalk
Ae Pauly
Youngstown
E. Shanan
Lima
M. B. Smith
London
E. K. Storer
BP Werts
St. Macys
Washington, D. C
Tracks and traffic relief eyed for Elyria square
Elyria residents push for a belt line around the square and a second track on Cheapside to reduce car delays and avoid crowding on Court street. Supporters demand fair access and restrict monopoly risks while noting unrelated city notes and odd items from Chicago and Kalamazoo.
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Elyria
Cleveland and Southwestern Company
Cheapside
Broad
Third Streets
Green Line
Court Street
Life's Little Pleasantries and Short Railroad Tales
A compact montage of humorous vignettes and folk humor from life on the rails and in the home. Stories include Dad Murphy the brisk trunk-line conductor, a lightning night watched by a child named Paul, and a comical Irishman’s homestead inquiry with a parable on land grants.
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Dad Murphy
Dad
Murphy
Foraker Fights To Block Next Republican Nominee
The article portrays William Howard Taft as the target of Foraker’s bid to stop the favored son of Ohio from securing the Republican nomination. It notes Roosevelt’s backing, Ohio machine influence, and the broader clash between Foraker and the party establishment as Taft is positioned as the counter to senatorial power and the so called reform movement.
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Foraker
Ohio
Sherrman
Vanna
Tait
Cerry
Ohio Caa
Blackey Roosevelt
Tafs
Conics
Fairbanks
Toledo
Taft
Roosevelt
Harriman the Artist in Railroads and Rhetoric
The article profiles Harriman as a star performer in rail line schemes and a leading light in the Anan sas society. It notes his vivid imagination and warns he can persuade audiences as a magician and hypnotist and even as a deft letter writer, manipulating facts as skillfully as railroads.
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Harriman
Anansas Society
Chicago and Alton
Interstate Commerce Commission
Definition of the social 400 and a notice from Elyria
The New York Times defines the social 400 as those whose only business is pleasure whether pure or evil minded. A. R. Wedber announces his law office will be at the Turner block in Elyria starting March 15, 1907.
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Chattanooga
New York Times
New York
Turner Block
Elyria
A. R. Wedber
Pittsfield Notes From Local News Bulletin
Mrs. E W Pitts bedridden seven weeks. George Holmsworth Jr ill with pneumonia and a broken limb. Jenn Clark sustained leg injury. Miss Jennie Sherburne visiting from Indianapolis. Local residents return from Georgia Florida trip in better health. many visits and moves noted. Ladies Benevolent Society annual meeting elects officers. Various visits to Elyria and Birmingham mentioned. births and recoveries noted in community.
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E. W. Pitts
Georse Holmsworth, Jr
Jann Clark
Jennie Sherburne
Indianapolis
P. H. Campbell
Eyre
Georgia
Florida
Mary Kellough
Conneaut
H. Metcalf
Jesse Jackson
Qberlin
Wilma Harrick
Canton
Q. W. Pitts
Dawson
Toledo
C. M. Merriam
Young
A. J. Pitts
Frankinberg
Birmingham
Pittsfield
Elyria
The
Ladies Benevolent Society
Ella West
Ada Sherburne
Cora Reynolds
M. A. Campbell
Evie Campbell
Hache
J. B. Barrence
F. C. West
F. Sheffield
O. J Whitney
G. J. Campbell
Elbert Ginn
H. Bradly’s
Elia Bryant
Bloomdale
T. A. Waite
Sarah Waite
Ann Waite
Delia Waite
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children Advertised Cure
A vintage advertisement touts Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children and Anise as a 24 hour cure for feverishness headaches stomach troubles teething disorders and worms. It claims to move and regulate the bowels and to be the best medicine for feverish constipated children with a 25 cent sample by mail from Allen S. Olmsted LeRoy New York.
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Mother Gray
New York
Emily Maronn
Meriden
Allen S. Olmsted
LeRoy
N.Y
Local Notes From Wellington Tryon Tryon and Beyond
Wellington residents engage in visits and moves with Mrs A R Palmer and son Lawrence in Tryon NC. News includes Watters moving dry goods to Horr block, Florence Meizker in New London, Frank Bowlby family in Starr House, and Chas Jamieson on Cincinnati business. School club raised about 54 for debate and oratory. Eloise Rosti won best reciter. Kitchen and Pease won debate honors. Mayor remarks on Wet and Dry issue in opera house. Chrisomes include Mrs George Schon visiting from Toledo, BE Watts at funeral in Cuyahoga Falls, and others returning from Tohasco. Gannett home for voting, Sadie Thompson visiting, and Waeman’s sale at Congregational church. Mayor Braison orders booze confiscation from an Italian boarding house.
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A. R. Palmer
Lawrence
Tryon
N.C
Watters
Horr Block
Florence Meizker
New London
Clemons
Frank Bowlby
Starr House
Masyar Street
Chas. T. Jamieson
Cincinnati
Eloie Rosti
Fort Kitchen
Charles Pease
T. H. Clark
Opera House
George C. Schon
Toledo
O. P. Chapman
South Main Street
Sadie Thompson
Waeman's Association of the Congregational Church
Cleveland
Webster
New York City
BE. M. Vinecar
James Damon
Damon & Andre Fred -Daugherty
Elyria
Melvin
H. B. Wright
Ernest Garrett
Ashtabula
Braison
Free Trial Offer for Rheumatic Remedy Uric-O
Every rheumatic invited today to try Uric-O with a free trial bottle mailed to any sufferer by sending name address and druggist name to Smith Drug Co Syracuse. No cost, home use, and personal recommendation expected to spread word. Sold by Eady's Drug Store in Byria.
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Smith Drug Co
Syracuse
Biyria
Eady
Infant Walter Péter Schmitz Dies in Elyria
The infant son of Mr. and Mrs. Jacob J. Schmitz Walter Péter died April 2, 1907. Funeral was April 4 at St. Mary's church Elyria with Rev. J.T. Schofield officiating. Burial followed in St. Mary's Catholic cemetery Elyria. The piece ends with a short elegiac verse.
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New Oberlin
Walter Péter
Jacob J. Schmitz
St. Mary's Church
Elyria
J.T. Schofield
St. Mary's Catholic Cemetery
Rochester Guests Highlight Local Social Week
Rochester residents hosted friends and relatives this week with visits from C Mitchell and wife in Wellington, H D Bonney from Lorain, and E C Trish’s sister and wife joining Will Irish and family. Hazel Jewett and Cora Laundon also visited, while Mrs Murray of Elyria spent time with Mrs Jewett. a local ad touts D D D Prescription skin wash for immediate relief.
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Carrie Masten
Ylyria
Rochester
C. Mitchell
Wellington
H.D. Bonney
Lorain
Will Irish
E. C. Trish
Hazel Jewett
Cora Laundon
Nova
Roe Trish
Murray
Elyria
Jewett
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