Marriages at a Discount Bizarre Clerical Fee Tale
A Boston minister, after uniting a couple, accepted a new half dollar as a celebratory fee. Each newly wed couple offered the same coin, prompting the minister to explain his usual rate is lower for repeat clients. He then jokes he hasmarried the groom before five times, implying a discount. The man produced the remaining funds.
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Chey
Philadelphia Ledger
Obscure 19th Century Quip On Moths And Odors
A fragmentary Washington Star snippet mocks moths as dreadful and unhelmed while a speaker with dyspepsia complains about tar and camphor odors in the home. The exchange features odd spellings and misprints.
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Tau
Ashington
A Tale of Wealth and Poverty in 2000
In the year 2000 a man named Mr Billion reflects on wealth and status. His wife Mrs Billion notes his father remained a poor but honest millionaire, highlighting contrasts between material riches and personal virtue.
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Mr. Billion
Billion
Seaman and Landsman recall battle action thrill
The Seaman describes the moment a battleship clears for action as the most thrilling and impressive possible. The Landsman questions the memory while a golf champion getting ready to drive is referenced in the exchange.
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Landsman
Chamion
Breakfast Etiquette and Snappy Servants in New York Weekly
A quip from the New York Weekly portrays a bustling household breakfast ritual with a servant confirming steps. The dialogue jokingly features calls to breakfast and a suggestion to scent butter with cologne to summon boarders.
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Mirs
New York Weekly
Dolley Hopes to Wed Miss Beisbie
Mr Dolley expresses hope of marrying Miss Beisbie. Mr Hunker asks for encouragement and Dolley confirms she has refused him. Reported from Detroit Free Press.
Spinks on trusts sparks playful jab about expertise
In a humorous interlude, Spinks dismisses talk of trusts as foolish while a courier quips that his true authority lies in 2poolishness, highlighting a lighthearted exchange in the Louisville Courier-Journal.
Braggarts and a Quick Profit from Falsehoods
A brief quote from the Chicago Record-Herald notes an exchange about deceit and profit. A braggart is warned to beware, as the speaker claims a six dollar gain from selling lies after a few minutes of talk.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Fun In the Kitchen Mishap at Cleveland Event
A playful line from the Cleveland Plain Dealer notes a kitchen mishap where a steak fell in a potato masher and a speaker comments that the chef was struck hard. The quip reflects lighthearted domestic humor in a Cleveland context.
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Plain Dealer
Not Up to Date in this Odd Love Note
A fragmented line notes love and car themes with unclear context. The brief hints at affection and mistaken knowledge appear in a coy, lyric style without concrete events. The piece reads as a stray OCR fragment rather than a full news item.
Mrs Mummert Backs Uniting Indiana Women’s Clubs
Mrs E E Mummert of Goshen head of the State Federation of Women's Clubs endorses consolidation with the Indiana Union of Literary Clubs. She urges a convention committee at Vincennes October 11 to 13 to study unification. The Union counts 200 clubs. the Federation 61.
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State Federation
Vincennes
Indiana Union of Literary Clubs
Mummert
Frank Saylor
Elwood
Ind
Indiana Union
Indiana
Freight traffic to surge on Lake Shore lines this fall
Freight traffic on the Lake Shore will be the heaviest in road history as crops and prosperity push volumes. Capt Grammer of New York Central says all departments must release cars quickly, including cinder gondolas, to handle the rush. In Elkhart, over 13 000 cars moved in a week and promotions to engineers follow, with most men residing in Elkhart.
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Lake Shore
Grammer
New York Central Lines
Meshanie Chidley
Elkhart
Chicago
Michigan Division
Vernon Barrone
E. M. Bovee
M. C. Johnson
W. E. Winslow
B. E. Denney
C. W. Haines
R. H. Dunmier
W. W. Sampsell
Fred Men
City attorney labels paving suit costs as cheating
City Attorney J M Van Fleet received a 194 check from Russell and Jennison Paving Co for costs in their 10 000 suit over Beardsley avenue pavement. He endorsed the check to the city. he cites about 500 more dollars paid directly for legal fees, calling the action cheating the city.
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J. M. van Fleet
Russell & Jennison Paving Co
Beardsley Avenue
van Fleet
Lake Shore Machinist Marries Rose Hammon at Grace Lutheran
Lake Shore machinist Charles Olson wed Rose E. Hammon in a Grace Lutheran ceremony by Rev. C. E. Rice at 1 30 PM. Olson, son of Swan Olson and his wife of 710 Tenth Street, will reside with his parents. the couple left for Otsego Michigan at 2 05 PM to visit briefly.
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Rose E. Hammon
C. E. Rice
Grace Lutheran Parsonage
Swan Olson
Tenth Street
Lake Shore
Otsego
Mich
Rarig Divorce Plea Over 15 Year Liquor Habit
Clara C. Rarig of Elkhart sues for divorce from William H. Rarig alleging a 15 year liquor addiction, failure to support four children, with marriage dated 1876 and separation in 1904.
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Clara C. Rarig
Elkhart
William H. Rarig
Central School Pupils Collapsed on Staircase
Nine year old Maud Brown daughter of Mr and Mrs Robert Brown collapsed on stairs at Central School while climbing to Room 6. Teachers Miss Calahan and Mrs Lynch carried her to the first floor and she was sent home. Parents vow renewed pressure for safer access.
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Little Maud Brown
Robert Brown
Washington Street
Central School
Little Brown
Miss Calahan
Lynch
Myers
Pratt Street
Pocketbook Lost With $150 In Elkhart
Goshen man P. P. Pindell reports losing a pocketbook containing $150 while in Elkhart last night. No further details available.
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Elkhart
P. P. Pindell
Goshen
Hypnotists Pleased Again at Bucklen Theater
An appreciative Bucklen audience enjoyed the Flints and their buggy ride gag as Mrs. Flint induced hypnosis, one of many humorous features of last night’s entertainment.
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Flints
Bucklen
Flint
Barney Re-Elected President of Indiana Mexican War Veterans
George T. Barney of Elkhart was re-elected president of the Mexican War Veterans Association of Indiana. Only thirty eight Mexican war veterans remain in the state. The next meeting was set for Indianapolis during state fair week in 1906.
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George T. Barney
Elkhart
The Colonel's Waterloo Cure All Claim
Colonel John M. Fuller of Honey Grove Texas attributes a near fatal liver and kidney illness to Liver and Kidney trouble and credits a 50 cent bottle of electric Bitters for his recovery. He praises the medicine as the best on earth and thanks the makers. Sold and guaranteed to cure dyspepsia biliousness and kidney disease by Houseworth Bros druggists at 50c a bottle.
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John M. Fuller
Honey Grove
Texas
Houseworth Bros
Married at Niles. Mrs Alien Carter Weds Bert Gardner
A communication to the Truth reports Mrs Alien Carter of Marion Street married Bert Gardner of Cass County Michigan at Niles on August 5.
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Niles
Alien Carter
Marion Street
Bert Gardner
Cass County
Mich
Mounting New Postoffice Lamps
Lamp posts at the new postoffice are being mounted today with four posts placed to flank the entrances and sides. Each post is arranged to hold five lights, illuminating the building as construction progresses.
Taylor Sues For Divorce In Elkhart Over Custody
George Taylor of Elkhart filed a divorce suit against Minnie M. Taylor claiming she cannot care for their children Merritt six and War l four and alleging she has been unduly friendly with William Miller. The couple married in 1897 and separated in 1905.
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George Taylor
Elkhart
Minnie M. Taylor
Merritt
Warl
William Miller
Drafts Missing at Norris B Fell’s Store Reappear
Report claimed a robbery at Norris B Fell’s store after large drafts went missing. The drafts were later located, ending the brief belief of a theft.
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Norris B. Fell
Hillsdale Fair Attendance and Lake Shore Train Service
Eurkhart residents plan to attend the Hillsdale fair running October 2 through October 6. The present service is deemed adequate, so the Lake Shore will not operate a special train for the event.
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Eurkhart
Lake Shore
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