Nonsense, cures and curios in tales and jests
A mosaic of humor and oddities from Parson's Week, Punch and Judge clips. Vignettes include folk remedies from Staffordshire and Canaries, a gardener beggar’s quip, a slow speaker’s undertaker joke, romantic flirtations, and Uncle Allen’s misplaced peach gift.
One Fault in a Boarding House Tale
Fragmentary OCR text presents a domestic scene involving Mrs Hashleigh the boarding house keeper and Mr Firstfloor. The narrator notes a single fault leading to a departure, with playful antique language and misspelled phrases indicating a humorous domestic vignette. Names and a setting hint at a social interaction in a boarding house.
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Hashleigh
Firstfloor
Fragmented Patient Tales and Doctor Jokes
A jumble of overheard exchanges and quips features a doctor advising restraint on daily indulgence, a husband entangled with a gun incident, a boastful bachelor, references to Milton Brown’s influenza death, and a physician's puzzled remark about banks, all recounted amid satirical snapshots from Judy and Indianapolis Journal wit.
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Milton Brown
Indianapolis Journal
Fortune Knocks at Your Door in Old Gent Tale
A fragment from the Obleago Tribune features Pieckie Sorione and Old Gent in a whimsical exchange about readiness for fortune, with a child interrupting and a playful reference to visits and mornings.
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Itelation
Katie
Etna
Kae
Papadways
Obleago Tribune
Not Particular Mistress and the Schoolgirl Name Confusion
Dialogue fragments show a comic misnaming between Mary and Bridget, a cook’s quip about calling the child, a postponed visit involving a wheel, a boast about a yacht, and a seaside observation about moral town attitudes as reported by Life and Toledo Blade.
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Cook
Mary
Bridget
Fair Warning to the Boarders from Tarmer Pete Now
Tarmer Pete addresses boarders with care yet warns against reckless conduct. He notes a local mine explosion in Montana and mentions a sharp rise in incidents from the Truth What Sent It up, Manhattan. The speaker expresses relief at having boarders while cautioning about dangerous behavior and sudden developments.
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Manhattan
Vary
Montana
Electric light speeds plant growth in controlled trials
Prof Bailey reports on experiments using carbon filament electric light to illuminate plants. Growth responds dramatically with earlier blooming and unusual habits, as lettuce doubles in size versus sunlit plants, tulips deepen color briefly, and many specimens bend toward the light showing rapid adaptation potential for extended artificial illumination.
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Diedirte
Bailey
Planta
Bailey Beieves
Electric Novelties and Electric Brake and Elevator Systems
A collection of brief notes describes inventions including a disinfection tube for telephone mouthpieces with a heated amorphous material layer and ring shaped electrodes, an electric car brake with motors driving the blower, an electric elevator control system with switches at each landing, a magnet based brake shoe, and an electroplating improvement using a platinum chloride bath with a mixed metal anode for depositing alloys.
Royal Baking Powder Endorsed by Government Experts
Royal Baking Powder is asserted as the purest and strongest raising agent, with government and state chemists backing its superiority. Consumers are urged to persist in buying Royal despite competing alum-based powders, due to its finer, higher quality results.
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U. S
Child complains audience at concert after chorus mishap
A little girl in a recent children's concert scolds the audience for an encore while helping to sing a chorus. She declares on the way home that no mistakes were made yet the audience demanded another song. Tid
Automatic compression kiln dries cypress shingles evenly
A new dry kiln process for cypress shingles dries the material in a moist atmosphere. The outer faces stay damp while the interior heats to vaporize moisture, preventing uneven expansion and avoiding checks or warping. Shingles reportedly emerge roof ready with no damage.
Sympathy figure Lyndyer Tardy in New York scene
The New York Sun profiles Lyndyer Tardy a petty con man known for “sympathy gags.” Aged as a street performer, he mimics criminal acts to extort money, including a bogus bomb scare with calf liver, chaotic post offices, and repeated thefts from cable cars, all while charming onlookers in ragged attire and a distinctive straw hat.
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New York
Ieland
Lyndyer Tardy
Norcross
Russell Sage
Arily
Bellevue Hospital
Tardy
Bublle
Tordy
Trudy
Rayiog
Mary
Varde
New York Sun
Boy Speech After Duck Gun Accident Stuns New York Press
Patsy Wow Damn Until Hit by a discharge of birds shot near Buffalo. A boy known as a silent "dummy fisher man" finally speaks after a duck hunting accident loosened his tongue. He shouts Ducks in a natural tone, then gradually learns more words though speech remains limited. He later undergoes surgery to remove buckshot from his shoulder and returns home, still mostly silent.
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Patsy
Buffalo
Yinssy
Bis
Yau
Sea Swals
New York Press
Emme Abbotts Early Singing Start and Benefactor
A New York article recounts Emme Abbott as a young singer who debuted for a church event, paid $100 plus a $10 tenor fee, with a $110 check in her name. Stage patron Mr. Lake mentored her, praising her as Honest Little Em, and financed her rise by arranging tours and housing on Fifth Avenue. He remained a fatherly friend and supporter, often organizing trips to hear her in nearby cities.
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Emme Abbott
Emma Abbott
New York
Lake
I Beheve
Angel
Fifth Avenue
Boston
Philadelphia
Baltimore
Mr Highton's Story Clears Up Unfounded Charges
In Saint Paul on September 5, Mr A G Highton explains that earlier accusations from Duluth newspapers were exaggerated and not criminal. He details a drunken episode during a Portland to Minnesota trip, stating he showed no criminal intent and seeks to clear himself from sensational press coverage and public suspicion.
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Bt. Paul
Telegraphic Dispatch
Duluth
A. G. Highton
Pioneer
Liualhoxs
Portland
Ore
Jett Butalo
Hile
Bli O Ayoeallom
Detmijohn
Whiaky
Dyhyth
Spaulding
Mr. Highton
Union Depot
St. Paul
Merchants Hotel
Giren
LONMC
Whitten
Int
A. Harrington
Spauld Ing Company
Attate
Mioto
Col. Carson
Minneapolis
Milsbury
Great Northern Railroad
Mingeapalty
SuMleott
BRY
Autumn fashion notes on coats and buttons from Ladies' Home Journal
Isabel A. Malion reports in the September issue on rough black cloths with extra large guita-porelin buttons, double buttonholes, and simulated buttonholes. Blue heavy smooth fabric and plain silks favor fittings. Hussar braids, velvet trim, and Louis Quatorze waistcoats with gold silver buttons appear in varied coat styles.
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Isabel A. Malion
Ladies' Home Journal
Bunter
Louis Quatorze
French and American Hitchens Kitchen Reform
The article notes Parisian kitchens cited as models are rejected by the Society of French Cooks. Dr Regeard highlighted dampness poor lighting ventilation causing rheumatism varicose veins hernia and alcohol abuse among cooks. Proposals include kitchens ten by ten by ten feet with separate bedrooms water closets larders and sculleries and safer materials for floors walls and doors.
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Paris
Society of
Regeard
Free copies of Dr. Pierce medical adviser offered
A Buffalo physician announces free distribution of 500000 copies of The People’s Common Sense Medical Adviser after selling 680000 copies at 1.50 each. Readers mail 21 one cent stamps to cover postage for a single volume bound in paper. The edition mirrors the price edition but with cloth binding replaced by paper.
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R. V. Pierce
Buffalo
Common Sense
Aree
Gami Ag
Ing
Val
Visiting Cards of Royal Figures Through The Ages
Royal etiquette shows two styles of visiting cards for the prince of Wales Albert Edward and Le Prince de Galles. Gallic cards are common for monarchs and many use native names. The Duke of Argyll uses The prefix The. Napoleon’s card was long and glossy due to a silver-impregnated stock.
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Prince of Wales
Albert Edward
England
Duke of Argyll
Marquis of
Grand Old Woman Hosts Geographical Club at Holly Lodge
Baroness Burdett-Coutts hosted an Imperial Geographical Society party at Holly Lodge. The eighty-year-old hostess traveled grounds in a dog chaise drawn by a pony, entered by a footman guiding the pony. The unique conveyance aided her fatigue and mirrored a royal custom.
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Baroness Burdett-Coutts
International Geographical Compress
Holly Lodge
Boston Hemald
Syrup of Figs Promoted as Reliable Laxative Remedy
Knowledge extols Syrup of Figs as a pleasant, effective laxative that cleanses the system and relieves constipation without weakening the organs. It is marketed by the California Fig Syrup Co and sold by druggists in 50 cent and 1 dollar bottles, with the product name clearly printed on the package.
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California Fig Syrup, Co
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Express
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Watts
Potta
Mac
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Malik
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