Forgetful Hoewltz and Jewett Memory Joke Remains
A fragment notes Hoewltz and Jewett in a humorous exchange about memory and heart trouble. The casual remark questions whether he could recall his temple without the trouble, reflecting a light, personal aside from a broader piece.
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Hoewltz
iCruer
Jewett
How's This for a Nosey Remark? Not a fit to prompt
The text is an ad style statement offering 109.00 for a cage and mentions CATARAH wripter Nie HALL'S NATARIC MEDICINE taken internally and acting through the blood on mucous surfaces, sold by druggists for over forty years with testimonials free, D J Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio.
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Hall
D. J. Cheney & Co
Toledo
Ohio
Small Chance To Get Away At Midnight Parlor Scene
Mr Smith frets over courting youths as Mrs Smith drops a coal scuttle on his toes. Christabel’s caller lingers past midnight while the family heir jokes that Christabel is “acting on him”. A light domestic moment unfolds with a slyly humorous tone.
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Mr Smith
The
Smiths
Christal
Untitled Exchange on Embarrassment and Inheritance
A dialogue notes Dustin Stax feeling awkward despite his tune and Miss Cayenne comparing him to a friend who believes an inherited grand piano creates obligation to perform. The exchange suggests how the more elaborate a woman’s letter, the less substance it carries.
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Dustin Stax
Miss Cayenne
Universal Need: The Gentle Authority of a Queen
A reflective line posits that a young man's heart seeks the quiet yet firm rule of a queen. The statement frames authority as benevolent guidance rather than force, urging moral steadiness and respectful leadership within romantic pursuit.
Free Samples Offer From E W Vacher Inc New Orleans
An advertisement offers free samples of Vacher Balm claiming quick relief for catarrh nervous headache and various pains. It urges readers to write for a free sample and agent prices while the offer lasts from E W Vacher Inc New Orleans Louisiana.
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E. W. Vacher, Inc
New Orleans
Adv
Bluffing Painter Bills and Breakfast in San Francisco
In June a weary artist known as one of the citys best town painters visits a hotel dining room for breakfast with friend Jack. Bill reluctantly accepts coffee, worries it will keep him awake all day, and the scene captures a tired morning in San Francisco.
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Bill
San Francisco
Jack
Tock
San Francisco Chronicle
Quotable Lines Reflect On Politicians And Time
A fragment reflecting on political speech and credibility. The speaker notes most politicians talk too much and the experience a man buys is delivered late, hinting at skepticism toward promises and timing. The lines imply a wary view of political assurances and personal judgment.
Wide World News Capsule Touches Wars and Riots
Judge Henry Guerin drowned in Lake Michigan near Muskegon. County Judge Thomas Scully died in Chicago after stomach ulcer surgery. A Neuwied munition magazine exploded injuring hundreds. State investment funds earmarked nearly 1 million for schools and roads in St. Paul. Food riots in Glogus Siesta leave ten dead and 11 wounded. Steel unions vote to strike September 22. World Series plans announced in Cincinnati. Pershing leads first division through Fifth Avenue with Cross of War banners. Grasselli Chemical plant in East Chicago destroyed by fire loss 160000. Dr Karl Renner signs treaty at St Germain. McGill killed by Mexicans at Canon. August 30 in Chiapas noted by Washington. Cardinal Mercier’s Baltimore departure statements praised American army and Pershing. Honduras leader Bertrand’s departure sparks looting. Marines land at Puerto Cortez. Boston rioting injures and kills. police strike ends with forces under state control. G A R leader warns against red flag, Columbus address. Police force crisis in Boston prompts state and federal troop considerations. Reservationists confront Covenant and treaty at Chicago.
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Henry Guerin
Chicago
Glogus
Siesta
Washington Dispatch
Cincinnati
Garry Hermann
National Baseball Commission
Pershing
Fifth Avenue
New York
Grasselli Chemical Company
East Chicago
Ind
Karl Renner
St. Germain
Herbert S. McGill
Canon
Chiapas
State Department
Washington
Baltimore
Cardinal Mercier
Bertrand
Honduras
Tegucigalpa
Cleveland
Puerto Cortez
Scollay Square
Boston
Clarendon E. Adams
Grand Army of the Republic
Columbus
Idaho
Medill McCormick
Ilinois
Wilson
Markets and grain prices across Chicago on Sept. 11
Chicago markets report extensive price data for corn, oats, rye, and rye-based products, with bid and ask levels, futures notes, and sack prices. It also lists hay values, cattle and hog market ranges, and weights for various butchered meats and lambs, reflecting a broad agricultural commodities snapshot.
Iowa State News Highlights Iowa Events And Deaths
Iowa reports four new cooperative weather observing stations to be opened at West Okoboji Lake soon. Mrs. Byron Smith of Minburn dies from burns after a stove explosion. John A. Helvig of Roland dies from injuries after being struck by a motor truck. Miss Anna McMahon becomes Marshalltown city clerk, first woman in a first class city to hold such office. September hosts county and district fairs with forty three slated in four weeks. Corporal Robert Calflesh earns Croix de Guerre from France. Walter Scott Roberta dies in Des Moines, one of Iowa’s earliest settlers. Abandonment of the 1919 Iowa National Guard encampment decided by adjutant general and regimental commander. Sievers of Audubon offers $20,000 for The Pilot by Bloemendaals, still under consideration. Ilona Sugar Co of Waverly to invest $350,000 in plant remodel including warehouse and pulp mill. 100 new houses expected to support growth. Oskaloosa fire destroys livery stable and safe barn. 30 horses perish and fines pursued for neglect of condemned structure. James Meade sues for $149 over cattle shipment delay to Chicago. Iowa State Bank seeks $20,000 from New Amsterdam Casualty over Des Moines robbery. transfer to southern district considered. Al Doktor of George sues over $4,000 for allegedly poisonous hog remedy. company defense to fight. Denver estate valued at $500,000 awarded to Mrs. Sarah M. Kenyon of Iowa City. Dr. R H Sylvester named director of new Health Center in Des Moines. clinic to be housed in Municipal building.
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West Okoboji Lake
Byron Smith
Minburn
John A. Helvig
Roland
Anna McMahon
Marshalltown
Iowa
Robert Calflesh
Company M
Seventh Infantry
Des Moines
Walter Scott Roberta
Roberta
Postville
Iowa National Guard
Adj
L. G. Lasher
R. P. Howell
City
Ved Sievers
Audubon
Bloemendaal Brothers
Alton
Bloemendaals
Poland
Waverly
Oskaloosa
Charles Dillard
James F. Meade
Oxford
Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railway
Hines
Chicago
Jows State Bank
New Amsterdam Casualty Company
United States District Court
Casualty Company
U. S
Thomas J. Guthrie
al Doktor
George
District Court of
Sioux County
Oclwein Chemical Company
Harl Rhine
Sam Timmers
Norma
Denver
Sarah M. Kenyon
Iowa City
R. H. Sylvester
State University of Iowa
Des Moines Public Welfare Bureau
Bayer Aspirin Safety and Cynical French Love Quote
An advertisement notes genuine Bayer Tablets of Aspirin must bear the Bayer mark and safe directions, with inexpensive 12 tablet tins at drug stores. A quoted Dr. Sidney F H Mazes of New York comments on French cynicism about love, recounting two pollus discussing cures by eloping with beauty.
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Bayer
Bayer Gross
Boyer
Pollus
Sidney FH
Mazes
New York
Pollu
Health and vigor for men of every age ad style
An advertisement extols GOLD MINDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules to keep kidneys healthy and the body fit regardless of age. It promises energized spirits, flexible muscles, and sharp minds with two capsules daily. Money refunded if it fails to help. Also notes multiple package sizes. The piece ends with a quip comparing boyhood farm life to modern stock market work.
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Haarlem
Summer Cold Remedies and Political Gag
A humorous strip contrasts a summer cold remedy advertisement for Boschee’s Syrup with a political cartoon about Mrs. Bensonhurst voting. The ad touts bed rest, avoiding drafts, simple foods, and Boschee’s Syrup as a safe American cure promoted for over fifty years. The cartoon joke features Mrs. Flatbush and Mrs. Bensonhurst debating if she would vote against her husband if he ran for office.
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Boschee
America
Vain Hope Blurred by Light Conversation
A brief exchange shows Mayme flushing as she sees the speaker, followed by a quick retort about impression and flushe ing. The dialogue hints at social dynamics and humor in a casual setting.
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Mayme
Onticura Talcum Powder in a Toilet Trio Ad
Ad promotes Onticura Talcum Powder as a scented antiseptic dusting powder for face skin and baby use. Claims it renders other perfumes unnecessary and positions it as part of the Onticura Toilet Trio with Soap and Ointment. Includes philosophy quotes about waste and the drys to come.
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Ady
Fatee
Stop Orders and Odd Advice From A Courier Journal
A collection of quips cites playful lines about trickery and ideas. The Louisville Courier Journal framing mocks clever sayings and a view on effort and patience, noting how people react when provoked and how actions can backfire.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Important to all Women Readers of this Paper
Thousands of women suffer kidney and bladder trouble without realizing it. Poor health makes you nervous and despondent. Dr Kilmer’s Swamp-Root restores kidney health and may help with back pain and headaches. Send ten cents for a sample bottle by parcel post to Dr Kilmer & Co. Binghamton NY. Available in medium and large sizes at drug stores.
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Myer
Fatonic Grace
Chicago
Jackson Boulevard
Clark Street
Staros Brock Yard
Hota
They Should Have A Terre Haute Librarian Scolds Boys
In Terre Haute Indiana two boys argued over a library book. A nearby girl urges them to stop and asks if they have any respect for Miss H to prevent a fight in her library.
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Terre Haute
Ind
Chen
Reversing Things in a Market Exchange
An exhausted woman confronts a grocer over subpar eggs. She complains they are as small as hallstones, prompting the grocer to ask what is wrong and defend the batch.
Right Hen Wrong Tack Luella’s Egg Hunt Tale
Luella, visiting her aunt in the country, hunted eggs in a barn with joy. She brought in a tiny egg and, in a bantam voice, declared the hen that laid it lacked the right recipe, a humorous remark noted by the Terre Haute Tribune.
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Luella
Terre Haute Tribune
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