Humorous Observations on Language and Politics
A collection of quips and wry observations on language, education, and society. The snippets touch on political economy, fashion, and international affairs with a satirical edge, referencing France, Spain, Dreyfus, Manila, and malaria theories while weaving in comedic misstatements and wordplay.
Kentucky feud over two daughters sparks Kazoo tensions
The British consul in Havana faced local hatred and hardship as he struggled to secure necessities. His wife’s death followed, causing widespread suffering among Americans. A Kentucky regiment involved in the dispute risks dissolution or duel after a rift with a commanding officer, centering on a feud with women in crucial roles.
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Havana
Kentucky
Notable Global Happenings From the Past Week Review
From Washington to foreign capitals the week covered policy shifts and incidents. Secretary Gage to brief the president on converting Porto Rico silver to U S money. William H Lucas named customs collector for St Johns District. a deputy adjutant general rank lieutenant colonel for the District of Columbia. Reports note Cuba missions to gauge Havana volunteers civic guard use during evacuation. The third national congress of mothers set for Washington in February 1890 with early affiliate actions urged. Accidents include Clarence Mackay residence loss for 50 000. Bellfire steel plant boiler blast injuring several. Marquette hunting fatality. Lake Michigan steamer L R Dety lost with all hands. multiple train collisions injuring and killing. Ex Gov Farnham injured in fall at Brentford. A Schwagner fire in Kashmir capital area devastates public buildings and homes. Foreign items include Washington statue planned for Paris, Kordofan push against Khalifa Abdullah, guerilla leader Caraveja forced from Santiago, Edison to be greeted in St Petersburg, Crete commission with Britain France Italy. German and Austrian appeals to Turkey fail. British probe for coal transport to warships near St Johns with Corde Na and Pelican assignments. Italian metallurgist Menuin arrested in Florence after a liquidity theft.
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Washington
Gage
Porto Rico
William H. Lucas
Distriet
St. Tohns
Tallitin
District of Columbia
Ti Ia
Larvton
Cuba
Havana
National Congress of Mothers
Clarence Mackay
Westbury
N. Y
Bellfire
Steel Company
Alfred Va. Rochelle
Mariquette
Mich
L. R. Dety
Lake Michigan
Haltimore & Ohio Road
Milford Junction
Ind
H. L. Sapp
Frank Willis
Edward Davidson
William Mills
Port
Brentford
Place D'lona
Parc de Trocadero
Paris
Khalifa Abdullah
Kordofan
Caraveja
Santiago
Maria Marrera
St. Petersburg
Thomas Edson
Great Britain
France
Italy
Russia
Prince George of
Greece
Crete
Turkey
Germany
Austria
St. Johns
N. I
Corde Na
Pelican
Sidney
St. Phere
Claude Menuin
Pacific
London
Bank of England
Florence
Maly
Crime Record From A Turbulent Era In Texas And Elsewhere
At least six men were killed and as many wounded in election riots across Texas. Citizens of Grafton Massachusetts captured two burglars and killed one. Four lynchings occurred near Phoenix, South Carolina tied to race riot shootings. A North Manchester Indiana pioneer hanged himself after vandals shattered his windows. A San Francisco crusade against Chinese girl trade drew threats of assassination. An Illinois woman was arrested for a fatal criminal operation. A Montreal shooting ended with the shooter’s suicide confessing love. A coroner’s jury in London found manslaughter in the death of Harold Frederic linked to the Broderlyn household.
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Texas
Grafton
Mass
Phoenix, & C
William Helm
North
Manchester
Ind
Garner
San Francisco
Cal
Helen Gibbs
Galesburg
Harvey Bates
Galva
Norman Cole
Mathilde Lavigner
Montreal
Cole
London
Harold Frederic
New York Times
Kate Lyon
Notable Deaths and Corporate Reorganizations Across Regions
A compilation notes deaths of economist David A Wells in Norwich Gen and Rev. Dr. Hi C Wayland in Werner's Hill Pa, with others named including Mexico chief justice francisco Anilka and Indian elder old Gabriel. It also reports bios on Moses Colt Tyler, David Kaneweller, Capt. Woodson’s medical mission trip to Cuba, and Von Handt’s Bavarian ministerial resignation. Business items include Legene horse sale to Vienna, Johnston harness horse chloroformed near Buffalo, and bank news from New York to Chicago. Also mentions New Zealand pension law passage and railway reorganizations in St Louis area.
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David A. Wells
Norwich
Gen
Byron Wanton
Dayton
Maya
Francisco Anilka
Mexico
Pardo Lieto
Gabriel
Salinas
Cal
Moses Colt ‘Ylor
Cornell
New York
Hi.c. Wayland
Baptist Wivines
Werner's Hill
von Handt
Bavaria
Berlin
Garmis
Prince Bismarck
Bismarck’ Palace
Woodson
Herman
Stone
Dolz
Veranis
Santiago, de Cuba
Gibara
Massive Chicago camera apparatus dazzles at large events
In Chicago, a giant 25 by 82 inch camera mounted on a 15 foot tripod uses fifteen tall poles to place powder for an electric flash. The ingenious setup captures motion at conventions and banquets like a sunlight snapshot, with balloon bags suspending in rooms to manage dense smoke from the flash.
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Chicago
Che Baga
Spain and United States seek arbitration on Philippines clause
The Spanish commission proposes third party construction on the phrase control, disposition and government of the Philippines while asserting Spain’s sovereignty. The joint talks adjourn to Saturday as American and Spanish negotiators exchange memoranda. London Times mocks arbitration idea as futile and absurd amid ongoing negotiations and public pressure in Madrid.
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Spain
Philippines
Nnw
M. Cambon
Washington
Madrid
Jim
McKinley
London
The
Times
the Times
United States
America
Evacuation of Cuba Date Set by Commissions
Havana Nov 18 The American and Spanish commissions agreed at a joint session that the evacuation of Cuba will begin January 1 The plan mirrors a historic pact between Mexico and the United States and acknowledges that not all troops can depart by the date about 225000 troops remaining will stay in barracks until leaving for the peninsula All arms in position will be returned to Spain
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United States
Monaghan
State Department
Chemnig
Germany
Europe
Havana
Committee of Peace
Mexico
Cuba
Peninsula
Spat
Saloonkeeper Robbed by Masked Bandits in Itasca
West Superior Wis Nov 18 Tom Vernon a saloonkeeper at Itasca was held up at about 8 30 this morning by masked men who entered his saloon as he swept and prepared to close. They demanded money and took $400 from Vernon’s person. One man restrained him while the other removed the salver from his hip.
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John Vernon
West Superior
Wis
Tom Vernon
Itasca
Vernon Wis
Vernon
Anglo American Conference Talks Reciproc ity Progress
Washington November 18. The Anglo American commission held a brief session and adjourned to allow parallel talks. Reciprocity remains the main topic with tentative progress as a few articles are prepared for reciprocal concessions.
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Washington
Anglo- American Commission
Market Report Slates Wheat Prices Across Cities
Latent Quotations Feam Grim and Live Stock Centers at St. Toul and Minneapolis reveal mixed gains and declines. Wheat futures show higher for No 1 Northern and No 2 Northern while cash prices vary by location. Cattle, hogs, and sheep move with regional shifts as buyers adjust to market demands.
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St. Toul
Tye
Duluth
Northern
UG de
Onts
Minneapolis
Gti-te
Millwaukes
Wis
Chicago
Sioux City
Iowa
South St. Paul
Alum in baking powders sparks health warning nationwide
A lengthy health warning lists numerous baking powder brands found to contain alum. It notes laws in Minnesota Wisconsin and other regions require explicit labeling. The piece cites international and state actions, references World’s Fair authorities and a local murder report from Helena Montana with Moody shot dead and a note from Badger.
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Iowa
Minnesota
State Board of Health
England
Germany
France
Wisconsin
Calumet Baking Powder Co
Chicago
Rela
Murdock & Co
Bengal
Griggs, Cooper & Co
St. Paul
Hpnie Ga
Chapman &Amith Co
CROWN
P. Dieter Co
Delicatesse
Delicatease Baking Powder Co
New York
GLOBE
Langum & Payne Co
Minneapolis
Phoenix Baking Powder Co
GRANT
Grant Chemical Co
CW. M. Hoyt Co
Jaques Mfg. Co
Primrose
Bengal Coffer and Spica Co
Puritan
Puritan Baking Powder Co
Cleveland
Sprague, Witner & Co
White Cross
J. Schnelder & Co
Zipp’s Crystal
Zipp & Charndorfer
Columbia
ECHO
LOYAL
Palace
Dr. Price
Extra Session of Congress to Consider McClanry Bill
Milwaukee Nov 18 There will be an extra session of Congress next March to consider currency reform including the McCleary bill and other monetary measures. E C Payne national Republican committeeman spoke after a conference with H H Hunne of Indianapolis and said steps will be taken to push sound money through the organized movement.
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Milwaukee
Congress
McClanry
E. C. Payne
National Republican
Reigue
Harvey Explains Campaign Fund Plan in Cincinnati
Nov 18 Cincinnati Ohio W H Harvey author of Goins Financial School spoke under Ohio Valley Bilmetallia League auspices as general manager of the Democratic Ways and Means. He outlined a popular subscription scheme to fund the next presidential campaign with $1 monthly promissory notes through Oct 4 1900, disbursed only by a committee led by Jones Stone Altgeld Allen and Teller.
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Coin Harvey
Cincinnati
Ohio
W. H. Harvey
Ohio Valley Bilmetallia League
Harvey
Ways and Means
Democratic Committee
United States
James. Jones
William J. Stone
John P. Altgeld
William Y. Allen
Henry M. Teller
Mr. Harvey
Curfew Veto by Saint Louis Mayor Zeigenheim
Mayor Zeigenheim vetoes the city council curfew bill urged by Officer Hoagland, calling it sumptuary legislation that infringes civil liberties and represents a regressive step against free regulations. The veto marks a clash between reform advocates and personal liberty principles in St. Louis.
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St. Louis
Zeigenheim
Cot. Hoagland
Goon Riddance Sparks Quiet After Spain Disorder
On November 18 Spanish disorder elements were removed from the island city after the renter number of orden publico departed. Their prompt removal halted potential action by mutineers and diminished immediate danger. Government and municipal guards continue patrolling as soldiers remain on duty while calm returns.
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Havan
Wiavana
Key West
Orden Publico
Spain
Who Will Be King The Samoan Question Agitates People
A Samoan news item from the Moana arriving at Honolulu via San Francisco notes that the question of a king is deeply debated among Samoans. Chiefs representing all Samoans consider candidates, with two main contenders emerging to guide Beante's destinies.
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Simon
San Francisco
Moana
Antipodes Sud
Elenolulu
Associated Press
White House Dinner for British and American Commissioners
President and Mrs. McKinley hosted a formal dinner for the joint British and American commissioners. The White House featured elaborate decorations and lush plant arrangements on the first floor as the event stood out as the season’s most elaborate social function.
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Washington
McKinley
Great Britain
United States
White House
Executive Mansion
Dupont Torpedo Boat Sets U S Navy Speed Record
The torpedo boat Dupont at Newport R I on November 18 demonstrated speeds exceeding prior U S Navy records. In Narvigangeto bay the stayboard engine reached 401 rpm and main engine 400 rpm with only two of three boilers active, proving over thirty knots. Constructed speed was 27.5 knots with three boilers.
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Paeteat
Newport
R. 1
Dupont
United States
United States Navy
Narvigangeto Bay
Bollers
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