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A collection of light jokes and social snippets from cartoon captions and captions about romance work, marriage, fashion, and clever one-liners. Notable bits include playful exchanges on love, money, fashion, and modern life with punchy setups and witty responses.
State Department Warns of Smallpox Rise in Iowa
Health bulletin reports no new cases in Fayette county last week but warns that smallpox cases will increase in Iowa in coming months. In Iowa across several states cases rise. vaccination urged, quarantine costs tallied, and schools urged to keep open with unvaccinated students excluded until two weeks after the last case. Read all the ads and save money.
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Fayette County
Iowa
Ohio
Tinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Kansas
Barthlenter
Oak Grove social round from Dummermuth families
The Oak Grove column lists numerous dinners and visits among the Dummermuth, Conner, Reed, Howard, Boyle, Brabham, and Kohls families with holidays and guest days noted. Notable gatherings include Thanksgiving meals with extended kin, trips to Chicago and Texas, and locals visiting nearby towns such as Decorah Oelwein Elgin and Arlington. The piece closes urging readers to place wants ads for quick results.
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Albert
Herbert Dummermuth
Jud Conner
Wm. Kamper
Amos, Eckhart
Walter Richards
R. A. Crider
Harry Wenger
Frey
Frank Capper
Herbert Falk
Walter Kohls
Earl Dummermuth
Sheldon Boyle
Andrew Dummermuth
George Boyle
Frank Lyons
Gleaner Lodge
L. W. Reed
Albert Dummermuth
Emery Dummermut
Abe Fox
Merle Fox
Forest City
Ed Conner
Harold
Ward Brabham
Thos. Howard Sr
Ed Boyle
Sheldon
Howard
Thos
Reuben Howard
Albert Dumermuth
Wm. Kohls
Ben Baumgartner
Elgin
Lyle Wilson
Vern Northrup
Arlington
D. O. Dean
Ina Kohler
Oelwein
Ed Hoyle
Creighton Conner
Clif Wilson
Clive Helms
Reuben Schupbach
Texas
John Owen Gots
Warren Joyce
Clermont
George Hyde
Grace Medberry
Decorah
Frank Howard
John Howard
Thanksgiving Day Socials and Visits Across La Grange Area
A filled recount of Thanksgiving weekend events and relatives visiting in and around La Grange Mo. Locals include Dan and Jacob Lehman with Dan a Butikofer visiting from West Bend, plus numerous Friederichs Schupbachs and Hansons sharing meals and helping with farm work. Guests traveled from West Bend Rock Valley and Ellkader, while several families hosted dinners and a large number of relatives gathered at multiple homes.
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Dan
Jacob Lehman
Dana Butikofer
la Grange
Paul Schneider
Weat Bend
Fred Reitz
Will
Rock Valley
Will Lerch
Herbert Haas
Emil Bruellman
Ernest
West Bend
John
Johnnie Friederich
Les Baumgartner
Emil Gulsvig
Gander
Jake Christen
Bert Thoman J
Adolph Hanson
jAnd
Frank Christen
L. Christen
Rose Friederich
Ella
Florence Friederich
Martin Hanson
Rosa Schlupp
Marie Sutter
Eliza
Friederich
Lucy Christen
Clara Muehlenthaler
Harold
Melbert Meyer
Fred Butikofer
Selma Knudtson
Jake Butikofer
Rosa Baumgartner
Joe
Les
Ern Friederich
Clara Mushlenthaler
Bert Thoman
John Friederich
Hans Winkler
Henry Skarshaug
Board of Supervisors
Ellkader
Thos
Hanson
Ellen
Edwin
Fred Hanson
Guernsey Smith
Louis Butikofer
Postville Hospital
Martha Friederich
Sam Lehman
Elgin
Eliza Friederich
Anna
Martha
John Schmid
Louise Batketer
Kern Hill School
Esther Friederich
Alma
Gladys Hanson
Albert Friederich
Anna Schupbach
Edna Hanson
Ern
Dan Sutter
George Christen
Jake Denner
Elmer Denner
Wm. Larson
Elmer Dennier
Oscar Baumgartner
Fox Road Gang
Herman Schupbach
Arthur Friederich
Date of Christ Birth Not Positively Known
The article notes uncertainty about Christ's birth year, suggesting it could be as late as 1933 or later, based on lunar eclipse records. It argues Herod died in 4 B C after a preceding eclipse, implying Jesus could have been born by then or earlier, with the church fixing dates arbitrarily and astronomers predicting eclipses accurately.
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Christ
Herod the Great
Herod
Jesus
London Mall
Senator McNary cited in luncheon dispute over farm issue
Claimed she had proof after a Washington luncheon argument. The quote compared McNary's farm proofs to a movie star joking about love and marriage. The Detroit Free Press notes the dramatized exchange, highlighting a sharp, personal dig amid policy talk.
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McNary
Washington
Detroit Free Press
Michelin Birth Policy Boosts Local Birth Rate in France
The Michelin company in France incentivized family growth among employees, treating a new child as an economic benefit. Reportedly the birth rate within Michelin’s community is twice the national average, with good living conditions leading to low infant mortality.
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Michelin
France
Cedar Keys Bird Refuge Created Off Florida
A new bird refuge is established by executive order of President Hoover on islands off Florida including Snake Key North Key and Dead Man Key. The Cedar Keys Bird Refuge will be administered by the Biological Survey of the U S Department of Agriculture.
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Florida
Hoover
Snake Key
North Key
Dead Man
Bird Key
Cedar Keys Bird Refuge
The
Biological Survey of
United States Department of Agriculture
European Educators Favor Translucent Glass Blackboard Change
Educators in Europe show strong interest in a proposal to replace dull blackboards with translucent glass boards lit from behind. Proponents claim chalk marks become visible to all students, improving readability across classrooms.
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Europe
Train Makes Record Non-Stop Run Across South America
A Keardtore Diesel Electric trained engine ran from Buenos Aires to Cipoletti in 775 miles, covering the distance in 20 hours 37 minutes, claimed as the longest non stop railway run to date.
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Eeventle
Widow Requests Pallbearer Role for Husband's Funeral
A widow asks a friend to serve as pallbearer at her husband’s funeral, expressing that nothing would give her greater pleasure. The note implies close personal ties and a desire for companionship during the service.
Live and Learn He and She Dreadful Late Hours
A terse exchange captures fatigue and exasperation as he jokes about staying up past midnight while she expresses being fed up with his dreary gaze and late-night habits. The brief dialogue hints at strain and weariness in their relationship.
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