Quirky House Humor and Local Observations Fun
A lively page presents jokes and dialogues from a civic class scene including the speaker of the house exchange. It shifts to small town anecdotes about shops, a sign over a door, medical mishaps, and a courtroom remark about a brick attack after a racial slur, illustrating local humor and social tensions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Heyton
Odd Weather, Odd Tales From A Fragmented Page
A collage of cold wave notes across towns defying their names, odd regional weather contrasts, then a long humorous anecdote stream including letters, a baby Vermont born tale, a traffic officer quip, and a rural joke about Johnny in sixth grade science class.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
United States
Hell
Mich
Paradise
Texas
Hell's Kitchen
Ohio
W. Vit
Satan's Kingdom
Conn
Sunnyside
Oklahoma
Devil's Lake
N. D
Mexico
Vermont
Looking Backward May 3 1914 items from Columbus and area
A May 3 1914 recap notes Boone Schleicher dies in San Antonio after rheumatism. Bridge damages and 26 foot flood height reported at Columbus. Rains damage crops, especially potatoes. R. H. Towell and Emma Humphrey wed in Luling. Mrs. George McLain dies in Austin. WC Merfelder undergoes appendicitis surgery in Temple. White Man's Party county officers elected. Gus Roberts injured on a rice farm near Lissie.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Boone Schleicher
G. Schleicher
San Antonio
Rice Institute
Houston
Marlin
Columbus
Colorado
R. H. Towell
Emma Humphrey
Luling Sunday
Seguin
Towell
Southern Pacific Railway Company
George McLain
Austin
Temple Sunday
J. J. Mansfield
Malseh
Mayes
Bridge
Bridge, 794, Por Tux Assessor, Laas, 1378; Bunge
Mitchell
Fitzpatrick
Gus Roberts Negro
Frank Hough
Lissie
The Fortress nickname given to Miss Prim by boys
A schoolyard exchange shows the nickname Fortress applied to Miss Prim by generations of boys. The dialogue features a girl hunter, a pedagogue, and Tomm discussing fortress and a future portrait of Prim as a strict, gaunt figure among the students.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Robinson
Tommy
Tomm
Miss Prim
Old-Time Dance in Eagle Lake Saturday May 7
The Blue Jackets Schulentury orchestra will provide music for a dance at Austin's Hall in Eagle Lake on Saturday night May 7. An old-time program runs until midnight, followed by a mix of old-time and modern numbers from midnight to 1 AM. Also notes church services and visits by residents, including Mr and Mrs Ligon Longridge of Houston, and Mrs Genevieve Alley visiting family.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Blue Jackets
Schulentury Orchestra
Austin's Hall
Eagle Lake
Christian Science Services
Adam
Churches of Christ
Scientist
Zion
Mary Baker Addy
Jesus
God
Ligon Longridge
Houston
Otto Breitkreutz
Schulenburg
Jos. Kuesek
Genevieve Alley
M. G. Calvert
Jon D. Lana
Passenger bound Santa Fe train collision near depot
A 4 p.m. Sunday bound Santa Fe passenger train struck Roberts as he tried to board the rear of a coach. He was thrown against the coach and down the embankment, where he lay for nearly two hours as crowds gathered. Initial reports feared broken back and paralysis, but doctors the next day said his injuries were less severe and he could move his legs.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Santa Fe
Roberts
Methodist Church Mother's Day Service Plans
The Methodist Church presents a special Mother's Day musical program during morning services with the pastor delivering a sermon. Evening services continue with evangelistic preaching at 7:43. The public is invited to both sessions and urged to worship locally.
Garwood Presbyterian Church Announcements
Pastor Hubert G. Travis leads Sunday School at 10 a.m and morning worship at 11 a.m Evening worship at 7 30 p.m Song service and study class by Mr. and Mrs. Herman Monday 8 p m Boys Activity Club Wednesday 7 30 p.m Do a good turn for your mother or for some other person's mother Sunday
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hubert GC. Travis
Herman
Local residents take Medina Lake fishing trip
Joined by other parties from San Antonio, W. G. Darby and Benny Blair of this city spent several days during the weekend and first of the week on a fishing trip out at Medina Lake west of San Antonio. Two Misses Pearl Lee Adams and Maurine Heffley, attending business college in Houston, spent the weekend here with their parents.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
San Antonio
W. G. Darby
Benny Blair
Medina Lake
Pearl Lee Adams
Maurine Heffley
Business College
Houston
Card of Thanks and Presbyterian Auxiliary Food Sale
Card of thanks expresses gratitude for kindness during illness and funeral hours, naming doctors and specific individuals. A Presbyterian Auxiliary food sale is announced in the hardware department of the Frank Stephens Co. store for tomorrow morning.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Gir
Selma Faten
H. W. Graves
Bruce McCarty
Frank Adams
Also Mentioned on This Page
Tsedor
Unites States
Wiltie
Oldboy
Mars James
Mars
James
Steve
Ural
Cdor
Jones
Amin
Ronvero
Black Rascal
Eosin
Evan Fund O' Rascal
Jim
Tom C. Premont
Preslen
Fremont
John
Mvam
Rastus
Johnny
Prim
Billy Jones
Billy
Headlight
Mixmaster
Larry
Central Power and Light Company
the Methodist Church
J. M. Lewis
Garwood Presbyterian Church
Riverside Park East Bernard
Joannie Fielder
The
First National Bank
Electrolux
Ren
Eagle Lake Furniture Company
Eagle Lake, Texas
McCreary
Mgr