Fragmented OCR recital hints at a chaotic scene
The readable fragments describe a tense dining room moment with gas sputtering and an artist in charge of winter work. The garbled text suggests ultimatums and danger as voices issue commands while a harmful line is uttered.
Largest African Lions Face Off With Brown Bears
An antiquated discussion contrasts the African king of beasts with the brown bear, arguing which is superior in strength and speed. The piece muses on natural history, tribal geography, and the imagined outcomes of a direct encounter, while threading in notes on Indian routes and local antiquities.
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America
Dog Points Lion in South African Bush
A dog roots out a lion as four travelers search thick brush for a missing farmer’s sheep. The lion is spotted fifteen paces away, growls, and bolts before being killed by a rifle shot. The party finds a sheep carcass, notes the lion avoids intestines, and the dog follows the trail back.
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Ham Iim
ALCO
Lon
Boxer
No Infallible Rules For Success Say Clairvoyance Fails
Will Payne in Everybody's argues against infallible success rules and notes professional clairvoyance at a dollar per sitting fails to foresee eviction or arrest. He says some have succeeded without relying on such methods and warns that even those who publish rules cannot guarantee constant success.
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Will Payne
Walking Tourists Question Dilapidated Irish Cabin
Two visitors in the remote west of Ireland approach a derelict peasant cabin. A youth on a fence is asked if the chimney draws well, and he replies with a witty insult about the passerby.
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Ireland
Tsay
London Journal
Stetson Quips During Gondoliers Performance
In an early show at the Fifth Avenue Theatre New York John Stetson manager and Sir Arthur Sullivan watched from a box Stetson asked for the opera's name Sullivan replied A good name gone Dollarz Stetson quips as he notes empty seats and money draining from his pocket.
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Cibert and Sullivan
Lure of Death Valley and Alaska Bears Explore Natural Fascination
Fragmentary excerpt discusses Death Valley legends and allure driven by gold, along with notes on Alaska peninsula brown bears. Mentions old Indian trails, water conditions, and the bears as large flesh eaters with diverse diets. An Andrew J. Stone reference appears from Scribner's.
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Death Valley
Alaska Peninsula
Bering Sea
America
Andrew J. Stone
Scribner's
Americans Growing Sigger Says Philadelphia Tailor
A Philadelphia tailor compiling measurements from a century of data argues that Americans have grown taller and stronger while slimmer. He notes average chest size up from 36 to 38 inches and height from 5 feet 7 inches to 5 feet 34% inches, with leg length increased and waist girth reduced by two inches.
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Philadelphia
Cuneiform Script History on Babylonian and Persian Monuments
The article explains cuneiform writing with wedge shaped and arrow headed characters found on Babylonian and Persian monuments. It notes obsolescence after Alexander the Great and lists Persian cuneiform as sixty letters and Assyrian as 600 to 700 partly alphabetic characters. It mentions a famous inscription in Hnicton, Pyesio.
Composite Genius Misread Biography in Newspaper Tale
A young aspirant tries to imitate every great man from Alexander the Great to Horace Greeley but lacks a coherent identity. The managing editor dismisses him for his inconsistent persona and weak manuscript, noting the world moves too fast for a collage of famed traits.
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Alexander the Great
Disrael
Napoleon Bonaparte
George Washington
Daniel Wester
Gonina
Unusual Father Wins Sympathy With Humble Claim
A London Mail note recalls a father who, amid interruptions, explains he has a small son at home who cannot yet speak a bright word. Neighbors, moved by his modest plea, grasp his hands in silent gratitude.
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London Mail
Caution Delays German Widow at Pension Office
A German officer's widow visits the pension office to claim her pension but is told the certificate showing she is alive bears a December 21 date while the pension was due December 15. The clerk insists on proof she was alive on the 15th, asking why a later alive date would suffice.
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Dee
Decen
Randolph and opponent clash on narrow pavement
The famed John Randolph of Roanoke is described meeting a political foe on a narrow street. The rival shoved with an elbow and declared he would never make way for scoundrels.
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John Randolph
Roanoke
Mr. Randolph
Tata
The Pronunciation of Brougham in English Speech
A letter discusses various pronunciations of the word brougham in Scotland and England. It notes Scots pronounce with a loch-like ch and long oo, while London society uses broom or broo am and educated younger speakers favor hea ai. It warns that the vulgar form brome is least favored.
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Scotland
Broughase
London
Forest coverage in Europe rivals Russia in extent
The Revue Economique Internationale notes nearly four tenths of Russia in Europe is wooded. Russian forests are vast, nearly equal to the combined area of western Europe. Austria Hungary ranks second to Russia in European forest wealth.
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Russia
Europe
Revue Economiysee Internationale
Euurope
Austria-Hungary
Germany
Switzerland
Belgium
Italy
France
Spain
Christian Pianist Puzzle Prompted By Ivory Trick
A Philadelphia Record excerpt recalls a young pianist told she was a Christian pianist. Her father doubted the compliment, and the instructor explained he meant she did not let her right hand know what her left hand does, a joke about hidden technique.
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Ivetrne
Mie Wistructor
Aakead
Philadelphia
Feline Ingenuity and Comical Misstatements
A humorous piece contrasts a cat anecdote with a painter inquiry. A man boasts of reviving a drowning cat with a brick, while Mrs. Cartwright seeks a painter Napoleon Lamer to touch up her kitchen walls and struggles with his comically broken English as he declines tall, high ceiling work.
A Merrow Escape by a Travelling Narrator
A traveler recounts a Africa chase with a lion. He fled with no cartridges and leaped at a single moment to grab the animal by the jaw and nose, forcing the beast to death and earning a narrow escape.
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Africa
Eli
Exploded Theory Causes Witty Dinner Table Quip
Mr Grouch quips a single man is wise while Mrs Grouch cites Solomon with 700 wives. The playful exchange ends with a humorous misquote and a lingering dig at marriage for knowledge.
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Mr. Grouch
Mrs. Grouch
Solomon
Ter Wieder
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