Morning Shaving Ordeal Turns Into Satirical Rant
In a humorous vent, the writer laments daily shaving pains and the overlong ritual aided by slick marketing. He jokes about nuclear beards, beards' appeal to rivals, and a beard as a possible escape from the routine, while noting family reactions and his own beard fantasies.
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Nashville Nine Suffer Two Defeats To Crackers
Southern Association recap shows Nashville Vols dropping 7-6 and 4-2 to Atlanta Crackers. Birmingham Barrons swept Chattanooga Lookouts 8-3 and 7-6 on Tom Neill day. New Orleans Pelicans and Memphis Chicks split a twin bill, Chicks winning 18-7 in game one and losing 6-2 in game two. Mobile Pirates blanked Little Rock 7-0 and 7-6, with Frank Lay yielding three first-game hits for Mobile.
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