The Maligned Barber in Pleasant Emory Gazette Tone
A humor essay defends barbers against foolish stereotypes noting they work quietly and professionally. It contrasts poorer shops with better ones, saying clean atmospheres and respectable proprietors discourage disreputable patrons and idle chatter. The piece condemns sensational jokes about barbers.
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Gabriel
Kecause
the Gazette
Jey
Emporia Gazette
The Dish She Missed
An Englishwoman dining in Washington laments missing terrapin at a Capitol luncheon. She mistook the dark fat dish for something else and hoped the terrapin would arrive whole and roasted like goose, learning only afterward it was the expected delicacy.
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Stu
Beware of the Talk Wire Girl
A spectral anecdote tells of a red headed cashier who taunts a boss by using a telephone desk encounter. A mock romance escalates when a Jersey shoe factory heir is teased about an affair, ending with the wife seeking him by phone.
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Jersey
Mr. Smith
Humorous Language Gaffes and Absurd School Excuses
A collection of language quirks and bizarre pupil excuses from a newspaper page. It highlights a French speaker’s square and round wordplay and lists odd teacher apologies like a pupil’s naked arrival and algebra objections. The piece uses period-voice humor and local-school absurdities.
It Isn t It Conversation on the Phone
A garbled New York Times quote shows a telephone operator recalling rude calls and the joke that “joy to the bride” can quickly turn to nothing doing. The speaker notes how telephone girls defuse or escalate such moments with polite denial.
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Smith
New York Times
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