Local notices and editorials from the Dillon Tribune 1899
The page surveys advertise church festival notices and admit charges, with comments on Hallowe'en, school tax plans, and the Philippines war. It notes Admiral Dewey's bride, U S poultry and pig iron values, and Dillon hosting the Montana regiment’s meals, plus South Africa reports and Klondike route debates.
Halloween Mischief Dazzles Dillon With Odd Pranks
Revelers across Dillon celebrated Halloween with mischief and odd sights. A chair hung on a Hag pole, yard items piled in front of D I Co, and misaligned street signs startled early risers. School janitor’s well house toppled and rebuilt at youths’ expense. Normal bridge vanished overnight then replaced. Cigarette funds diverted to cover repairs.
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Dillon
D. I. Co’s
Lyree
Hallowe'en
Thoughts on Woman From a World-Weary Wit
A string of satirical quips on women and marriage from a 19th or early 20th century voice. The remarks mock courtship, deceit, and gender roles with jokes about onions, wedding day boils, postal wedding proposals, diamonds, cats, economy, and intrigue among brides.
Social Folly and Satire in Brooklyn Life Snippet
A brief Brooklyn Life excerpt contrasts a flirtatious exchange between Featherstone-Come and Bobbie with a quip about counting callers. It notes a sister’s remark and a critic’s line about humanity and the majority, reflecting social satire.
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Featherstone
Bobbie
Brooklyn
Hall's Catarrh Cure Promises Deafness Cure
An advertisement claims deafness stems from inflammation of the Eustachian tube and catarrh. It asserts nine in ten cases arise from catarrh and promises one hundred dollars to any case of deafness caused by catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Circulars offered free. price listed with druggists.
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Klondike
Cape Nome
Hall
Elephants Learn Tricks and Training Methods Revealed
Keeper Snyder describes elephant training at Central Park noting that elephants vary in learning pace. He recounts teaching Tom to lie down stand on hind feet and head, drill right and left about faces, waltz, ring the bell and play harmonica. He explains trunk breathing and foot care, and contrasts African and Asiatic elephants with small numbers in the U S.
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Keeper Snyder
Elephant House
Central Park
Tom
To1a
New York Post
Musician Out of Work Swap With Housekeeper
A fragment quotes a housekeeper quipping about a musician out of work and a playful exchange about cards in the woodshed and an obligato. Peripatetic Padrevsky responds that Chopin is not popular with him in a humorous exchange from the Catholic Standard and Times.
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Padrevsky
Chopin
Weary Civil War Anecdote on War and Compromise
Horace Porter recounts a Civil War tale where a new colonel and veteran brigadier pursue deserters only to encounter Wheeler's cavalry. The joke ends with the colonel hoping for a compromise to end the fighting as Wheeler seems present everywhere. General Wheeler's activity prompts thoughts on possible settlement.
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Joseph Wheeler
Philippines
South
Horace Porter
Wheeler
Linguistic jests and quips from Chicago papers
A collage of humorous mishearings and malapropisms from Chicago Daily News Tribune and Record quotes. Exchanges feature garbled speech by workers and figures like Larry Dinny Well and Wreddy Lightpayte and reflect playful banter about language and politics.
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Larry
Chicago Daily News
Wreddy Lightpayte
Chicago Tribune
To Cure La Grippe in Two Days Advertisement
An old advertisement offers Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets to cure la grippe in two days. It promises a refund if it fails and includes I. W. Grove’s signature on every box. The price is 25 cents.
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LA Grippe
I. W. Grove
Rilkins Marries Suddenly After Railroad Pass Gift
Report notes Rilkins wed rather suddenly after receiving a railroad pass to New York for two. The passing remark from a Cleveland Plain Dealer source implies an unplanned marriage sparked by the gift.
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Tribune Publishing
Tribune Publishing Co
Dillon Post Office
P. Fisher
Merchants Exchange
San Francisco
Tripone Pus. Co
Druton
Montana
Carleton
Ituwill
Philippines Commission
Nevada
Admiral Dewey
Hazen
Episcopal Church
Keane
United States
Madisonian
South Africa
Ladysmith
Snll
American League
League
Africa
Bob
Hood
America
Hattie J. Taylor
Woodstown
N. J
Sansaf
Union Meat Market
Deputy Bros
Fliel
T, L. Davidson
D. W. Chapman
W. A. Jones
Q. M. Best
Tressurer
Montana Mercantile CO
Burfeind Bros. & CO
Montana Street
Dillon, Mont
Denver
Omaha
Chicago
Kansas City
St. Joseph
Atchison
St. Louis
Burlington
New York
Burlington Route
W. Temple ST
Cloidese