Satirical World War II Era Jokes and Vitamins
A humor column riffing on Mussolini, radio comics, and a shifting home life age with jokes about vitamins and everyday troubles. It notes a future of parental limits, bicycle bargaining, and absurd wartime pranks while musing on cosmic headlines and a looming election.
Minute Man meetings outline defense needs for seven communities
A series of compact minute man meetings in seven county communities will present defense needs in voluntary service labor money and sacrifice. Jan 20 21 22 the sessions run on a strict schedule with speakers limited to 15 minutes each. Organizers include Bernard Williams W W Hawkins and others. meetings cover civilian defense and bond buying.
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Farm Defense and Defense Council
Jackson
Wisdom
Wise River
Dillon
Reichle
Lima
Armstead
Co. Agt
Bernard Williams
Farm Defense Board
W. W. Hawkins
Civilian Defense Council
Bernard Wiliams
W. W.hawkins
Floyd Kenison
Harry Andrus
E. W Bond
Paul Temple
Civilian Defense Organization
Threat Of Ice Jams On Beaverhead River
Heavy flows from an unusually wet season raise threat of ice jams along the Beaverhead River if cold weather persists. Ice blocks and flood dangers mirror 1937 events with low-lying farms and ranches along the river at risk. Highway 91 faced closure as crews cleared ice across the roadway.
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Beaverhead
Clarence Koenig
Jud Best
Shady Nook
Molleur Fox Farm
Bulldogs Open Busy week With Home Reed Games
Back to school after holidays hundreds of students return as weather disrupts travel in rural districts. Normal College Bulldogs host Ricks College Rexburg Idaho tonight and tomorrow in a rematch after two early-season losses. Saturday they face the School of Mines to begin the Montana conference schedule, with a busy month ahead against Montana University, Dillon Poly and Eastern Normal.
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Mondsymbrang
Training School
High School
State Normal College
College Court
Normal College Bulldogs
Ricks College
Rexburg
Idaho
School of Mines
Montana
Montana University
Billings
Dillings Poly
Eastern Normal
County approves $2 poll tax for all ages
Conforming to Attorney John W. Bonner's opinion, the county commissioners revised their order to levy the $2 tax on all taxpayers regardless of age or sex. Auto plate sales dropped from a year ago with 171 car licenses and 71 truck plates issued so far versus 243 cars and 84 trucks previously.
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John W. Bonner
Well-Known Matron Larsen Dies Here in Dillon
The funeral of Mrs. Serene M. Larsen, a respected Dillon matron, was held at 2 p.m. Monday at the Lutheran church with Rev. Leonard Thompson officiating. She died Friday evening January 2 at her Dillon home, aged 87. Surviving are her husband, three children, a niece, several nephews and a sister in Denmark. The service featured several musical numbers and the Lutheran Ladies Aid donated a $10 memory gift to Missions. An honor scroll will be placed in the church in her memory.
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Serene M. Larsen
Dillon
Lutheran Church
Leonard Thompson
Mountain View
Larsen
Borth Skov
Denmark
Soren P. Larsen
William Chance
Longmire
Wash
Hans Larsen
Marie Larsen
San Francisco
A. L. Holven
Crockett
Calif
William Nelson
Hiko
Nev
Howard Nelson
Cal
Miss Christensen
Koeneke
Lutheran Ladies Aid
Missions
Larson
Women's Missions Federation
Berg Christensen
Chris Bay
Arnold Benson
Nels Lauritzen
Ras Hansen
William Jensen
Army Doctors Will Pass On Beaverhead 1-A Selectees
Army doctors will re-examine draftees after local screening before induction. Beaverhead County men will take tests in Butte this month with 22 in the 1-A group awaiting immediate induction. Among those classified 1-A are Burgess Spehar Pendleton Nelson Selway Couture Curren O'Brien Zumbren nan Crane.
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Beaverhead County
Butte
Beaverhead Board
Charles T. Burgess
Pete Pail Spehar
Vincent J. Pendleton
Robert J. Nelson
Douglas R. Selway
Sylvester L. Couture
Everett M. Curren
James T. O’brien
LaGrande J. Zumbrennan
Lawrence V. Crane
Lawrence B. Christiansen
Albert C. Gruwell
Richard L. Stone
Dean C. Richard
Buster Riley
Seymour E. Walker
Mrs. Ahlquist Dies in Garfield Utah
Relatives in Dillon report the death of Mrs. Ahlquist of Garfield Utah. She died Monday morning January 5 after a lingering illness. Born and raised in Montana she was a sister of the late Mrs. Joe Gelhaus of this city.
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Dillon
al Ahlquist
Garfield
Utah
Ahlquist
Montana
Joe .Gelhaus
Beav erhead County Civilian Defense plan outlined
Eugene W Bond vice chairman of the Beaverhead County preparedness advisory committee spoke at the Rotary dinner detailing the Civilian Defense plan headed in Montana by the Governor. Governor Ford named W W Hawkins Eugene W Bond and Mrs Earl Opp to lead a county committee coordinating Air-raid warnings law and order and fire protection with co chairs Bechler Willey Temple Patrick and Vandegrift organizing units county wide.
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Eugene W. Bond
Beaverhead County
Rotary Club
Montana
Ford
W. W. Hawkins
Earl Opp
America
Beaverhead
W. W Hawkins
C. A. Bechler
W. B. Willey
C.C.C
Paul Temple
Elza Patrick
Ott Vandegrift
Early sale of license plates exceeds prior year
County treasurer reports first two days of auto and truck plate sales surpass last year as applicants seek low numbers. Marjorie Hamer and Margaret Greco won No. 1 plates, while Mayor Bert Megquier took 13 a. Many residents turned in used plates amid expected government vehicle restrictions. Dealers expect demand to drop until final regulations are set.
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Court House
Marjorie Hamer
the Normal College
Margaret Greco
Officer Warns Owners To Keep Tire Records
Sheriff Paul Temple urges car and truck owners to record tire makes patterns and serial numbers to aid identification and recovery in the wake of tire rationing. Authorities expect rising thefts and stress keeping these records for law enforcement use.
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Paul Temple
Feb 16 Draft Registration Date Set by President
President Roosevelt announced February 16 as the draft registration day for men aged 20 to 44 not yet registered and subject to military service. Registration runs from 7 am to 9 pm with employers urged to grant time off for workers. The proclamation excludes men aged 45 to 64 under a new federal law.
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Roosevelt
U. S
Montana Civic Groups to Be Inventoried for Civilian Defense
Civilian organizations across Montana counties will be inventoried by WPA clerical workers for the Montana Preparedness and Advisory Commission to aid volunteer participation in Civilian Defense. The effort, led by Tom D. Caverly, includes civic clubs, professional associations, and welfare groups, while excluding purely social clubs unless tied to education or defense services. A statewide directory of groups engaged in community service will be prepared and shared with authorized Civilian Defense agencies.
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Montana
Montana Preparedness and Advisory Commission
WPA
Tom D. Caverly
Women’s Clubs
Rotary
Lions
Kiwanis
American Legion
Chambers of Commerce
Dillon youth to receive wings at Luke Field ceremony
Don C. Gilbert son of Mr and Mrs W G Gilbert of Dillon will win his wings and be commissioned a second lieutenant in the United States Army Air Corps at Luke Field Phoenix Ariz in class 42 A graduation next Friday Jan 9 He completed basic training at Moffett Field Calif Oct 29 and moved to Luke Field for 10 weeks of advanced flying training He is a Beaverhead County High School and University of Montana BA graduate Sigma Chi member His next assignment not announced locally.
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Don C. Gilbert
W. G. Gilbert
Dillon
United States Army Air Corps
Advance
Luke Field
Phoenix
Ariz
Gilbert
Moffett Field
Calif
Beaverhead County
University of Montana
Sigma Chi
Montana Wool Looms Big as War Material
Montana wool featured as a strategic war material at the Montana Wool Growers convention in Missoula January 15 and 16. Speakers include Percy Sheldon of the Boston Wool Trade, discussing wool price effects of a federal ceiling and the war impact on Montana sheep prices.
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Montana
Helena
Montana Wool Growers As Agation
Missoula
Washington, D. C
Percy Sheldon
Boston Wool Trade
Pacific
Europe
Defense Plan Reported By Croup Friday
Reports from co chairmen of Defense Council units show ground work laid as meetings at the courthouse last Friday progress. The alarm plan uses a whistle on a steam boiler while other methods stand ready. a detailed map of telephones was prepared. ranchers organized into forest fire units. Dillon divided into eleven zones with wardens in charge.
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Defense Council
W. W. Hawkins
E. W. Bond
Earl Opp
O. T. Vandegrift
Normal College
C. A. Bechler
Patrick
Dillon
Three Service Men From Dillon Area Enlistment News
Our friends report Jack McLaren passed the Navy acceptance exam in Salt Lake City on December 22 and goes to the San Diego Naval Training Station. His brother David was rejected after a broken-arm injury. John T. Orr Jr. of Dillon and Gilbert E. Dodgson of Wise River were accepted at Salt Lake City. Beaverhead youths John F. Jenkins Lima Douglas R. Selway and Andrew Pickerick Dillon enlisted. Jack Temple and John Cheek, with Sheriff Temple or involved, went to Butte for Navy enlistment. Quackenbush returns to the Navy after holidays. William Joseph Taylor passed Marine exams and is at San Diego. Lauren H. Andrus of Dillon assigned to CASC 1908 and Camp Cooke California after a Fort Lewis reception.
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Jack McLaren
David
Navy
Salt Lake City
San Diego
John T. Orr, Jr
Dillon
Gilbert E. Dodgson
Wise River
Naval
Beaverhead
Uncle Sam
John F. Jenkins
Lima
Douglas R. Selway
Andrew Pickerick
Jack L. Temple
Paul Temple
John B. Cheek
Butte
Jack
State College
Bozeman
John
Normal College
Ob Quackenbush
U. S. Navy
William Joseph Taylor
U. S. Marine Corps
Tire Ration Board Appointed in Beaverhead County
Twelve men from Dillon Lima Armstead Wisdom and Camas Nelson were sworn in as federal officers to administer tire rationing in Beaverhead County. The group met Sunday to take oaths and receive regulations while local dealers attended an instruction session on plan implementation.
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Dillon
Eedom
Lima
Armstead
W. W. Hawkins
Beaverhead County
B. W. Emerick
Don Anson
Ray Willey
Harold Capehart
Wisdom
Camas Nelson
Timothy Clifford
Francis Merrill
D. R. Gordon
Parke T. Scott
Jim Campbell
Beavers Split Brace of Weekend Contests
Beavers lose to Deer Lodge 39-22 on Friday then beat Hamilton 31-23 on Saturday. Conger scores 17 for Beavers while Reinbold leads Hamilton. Next Friday the Beavers travel to Anaconda to face the Saints.
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Deer Lodge
Hamilton Quint
Hamilton
Beavers
Conger
Reinbold
Anaconda
Saints
New Year’s Fire Damages Lima Property
A fire in Lima caused significant damage to Clyde Medium property early New Year’s Eve. The blaze started from an overheated flue and spread before being found, threatening The Mint cocktail lounge, bar, and Mecham apartment. Firefighters contained it. losses run about $2,000, with renovations recently completed and a grand opening planned.
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Lima
Mint
Mrs S A Williamson Admitted at Barrett Hospital
Mrs S A Williamson is a patient at Barrett Hospital. No further details are provided about her condition or admission date.
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S. A. Williamson
The
Barrett ‘Hospital
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