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The June 14 issue from Melvin & Johnson, publishers, arrives Friday night into Saturday morning circulation. Readers see local notices, classifieds, and brief reports prepared for the community.
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Newspaper
Denton Journal
Location
Denton, Maryland, United States of America
Date
Jun 14, 1913
Page
6
The June 14 issue from Melvin & Johnson, publishers, arrives Friday night into Saturday morning circulation. Readers see local notices, classifieds, and brief reports prepared for the community.
A wealthy but irritable guest checks into a boutique New York hotel late at night and refuses to provide his address, insisting the clerk note only his money and name. He dramatizes his initials J G and ends with a sharp retort, prompting the clerk’s reminder about residence. An earlier anecdote recalls Lincoln and a poor man seeking provisions in the White House.
Sir Thomas Robinson, tall and uncouth in a green hunting jacket buckskin breeches and a postillon's cap, visits his sister in Paris. A dinner guest, astonished by the striking figure, asks if he is the famous Robinson Crusoe, provoking amused reactions at the table.
In London over a century ago four men were tried for assault at Ponders End and one for pocketing a turnkey’s handkerchief during the eight hour trial. An official ordered restitution of the item, the prisoner complied with indifferent submission, and the court, horrified, sentenced all four to death.
A compact reflection on happiness and failure from Goethe and echoed by William James. The happiest figures often brood over unmet ideals, masking inner struggle behind public success, with Goethe admitting decades of burden and lack of lasting well being.
The United States maintains the smallest standing army among great nations at about 100,000. This is attributed to its geographic position with oceans on both sides, reducing the need for a large standing force. Navy protection is emphasized, while land forces are described as largely unnecessary due to safety from foreign invasion.
A. St. John Adcock in The Strand recounts Mr. Girlette proposing a Holmes romance to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Doyle replied by cable that Holmes could be married, murdered, or any action, then he approved of Girlette’s stage portrayal of the detective.
Louis Napoleon, later Napoleon III, briefly traveled in the United States after quarrel with Louis Philippe in 1836. He was imprisoned, exiled to America for a few months, then summoned by his mother to Switzerland, returning by early October 1837. He never again visited the United States.
A country pastor left his trousers turned up to avoid rain and forgot about them. From the pew his wife slipped a note to the pastor. He mistook it for a church notice and read to the congregation a message: Henry, turn down your pants.
A pupil Andrew asks the teacher where numbers go after sums are rubbed off the board. The exchange shows a student’s curiosity and the teacher’s approach to explaining arithmetic concepts.
A Youth's Companion excerpt recalls Bishop Samuel Wilberforce. After a meeting, a speaker with his name on the program fears he is not needed. Wilberforce replies that the crowd stays because they expect him. The anecdote highlights his quick wit and entertaining exchange.
A neighbor asks seven year old Gordon why he does not fall after pretending to be wounded in a bandit game. He replies he cannot because his old pants discipline would have seen him dead long ago.
The quote warns against using adjectives that negate the noun they modify, comparing phrases like a boundary free patriotism or a four feet quadraped to illustrate how descriptive words can undermine meanings. It advocates precise phrasing to preserve clear sense.
A European doctor uses ultraviolet rays to illuminate objects for higher microscope resolving power. An artificial eye with a crystal glass lens and fluorescent retina visualizes the UV image through a normal lens. The fluorescent light harms the eye, so the technique is used sparingly.
A compact call to act now dismissing the common dreamer’s delay. The piece critiques “some day” resolutions as idle and urges decisive, timely steps once a plan is ready. It emphasizes taking firm action without boasting or overconfidence.
In the Italian campaign Napoleon forgave a clever Italian officer who pretended to be Duke of Modena to gain better treatment. The officer, fearing for his safety, claimed the title and offered rewards to guards if spared. Napoleon, amused by the ruse, forgave the deception after learning the truth and meeting the pretend duke.
A fragment recounts a 1817 note to a great-grandmother about rapid dances like mazarkas and valses. The writer from Christine tine quotes a London Telegraph letter lamenting the decline of propriety and modesty among young ladies, fearing rapid dancing will erase respectable society.
A Chicago Journal summary notes baby survival improved while middle aged mortality rose, with child death rates falling after age ten and mortality above forty increasing in America but not in Europe. It blames intemperance in eating, drinking and excessive work, amid progress in community and personal hygiene. An unrelated St. Louis Post-Dispatch blurb follows about a bartender and a reported whisky sale.
Fragmentary postwar dialogue snippet shows a strained exchange about love and duty. A vow to die for the partner contrasts with reluctance to confront enemy fighters. The clipped phrases hint at personal tension amid military stakes and a failing relationship.
A medley of fragmentary quotes and jokes mix talk of popularity spoiling a man and a Roman philosopher’s shortcut wisdom. A stray skit line about a widow and a daughter hints at age, irony, and social wit, reflecting a column of clipped humor and moral quips from a bygone paper.
A fragment quoting Marcus Aurelius emphasizes proper dignity and proportion in every action. It reflects Stoic ideals stressing measured conduct and self control as guiding principles in daily life.
In a reminiscence of the German royal family a tale unfolds of a crown prince irritated by a overly obsequious servant. The servant then announces a visitor, "Pappoehn," prompting the prince to wonder if the emperor will appear. The servant misreads a whispered question as a query about the visitor’s condition and repeats the line with odd mispronunciations.
Public sale notice announces the sale of a sixty acre tract in Caroline county Maryland. The property lies along the road from Sedarslburg to Hutchinsons Cross Roads and involves multiple adjacent lands including Hollyoke Hubbard Meahan Peter Wright and Henry Nagel. Auction set between two and three PM.
A New York paper features a tale of a veteran editor berating an aging staffer for indiscretions. The man quits after a final glance at a brown beard, sent back in a florist’s box with a single stem, signaling his departure.
A fragment from Meggendorfer humor column notes a speaker seeking multiple spouses and asking Miss Vert whether the named gentleman also disclosed the lady’s identity. The text shows playful chatter about courtship and marriage.
A description of a 2434 acre parcel with 18 percent clear timber, no improvements, bounded on three sides by roads. It fronts the state road from Denton to Williston and a road through the Haines property, with details incomplete.
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